Aunt Tang Lingling took a look into the snakeskin bag and saw a ham, two watermelons, and some mushrooms inside. She couldn't help but sneer at Tian Xiaohai: "I thought there was some kind of treasure in here! That's all.
How much is the ham worth? It's only a few hundred yuan at most, no more. What's left is two broken watermelons and milk mushrooms. By the way, there's also this unknown mushroom. Take a look for yourself.
Can you get the stuff?"
While talking, the aunt grabbed a handful of matsutake mushrooms and handed them to Tian Xiaohai.
Seeing this, Mr. Niu couldn't help but laughed proudly: "Brother, this mushroom is not valuable at first glance. I'm afraid I won't even eat it if I feed it to pigs! By the way, it can't be poisonous! I heard people say
, there are those kinds of mushrooms on the mountain that you have never seen before, it is best not to eat them randomly, it will kill people, otherwise they will be lying on the bed."
"Niu, please don't embarrass yourself here. This thing is not a poisonous mushroom, it's a matsutake mushroom. It's hard to buy even if you have money." Tang Yingying said unconvincingly: "If you don't know, just learn more.
."
"Matsutake? What is this thing? Is it valuable? Why have I never seen it in supermarkets or restaurants?" Mr. Niu picked up a matsutake and looked at it carefully.
"What's so good about it? It's just a kind of mushroom! It costs fifteen yuan a pound, which is already a sky-high price." The aunt glanced at Tang Yingying with disdain, sneered and said sarcastically: "Yingying, you also have no sense.
The things Mr. Niu gave me are so valuable. Look at you. When I saw a few fresh mushrooms, you were so moved that you even took the initiative to speak for others."
"Auntie, this is how superficial you are." Shuitang Yingying sneered, neither humble nor overbearing: "This matsutake is no cheaper than Mr. Niu's stuff, it costs one or two thousand yuan per pound!"
"What? One to two thousand yuan per pound?" The aunt was startled and quickly threw the matsutake mushrooms in her hand back into the bag.
"How is this possible? A broken mushroom can be sold for one to two thousand yuan per catty?..." Mr. Niu's eyes widened in disbelief.
"Check it out on the Internet yourself, first find out what matsutake is." Tang Yingying smiled lightly, then turned to Tian Xiaohai and shouted intentionally: "Brother-in-law, you are so kind to our family, you are not willing to give out such expensive things.
Give it away."
"Hmph! Even if this matsutake can be sold for one to two thousand yuan per catty, there aren't many matsutake mushrooms in this bag. It looks like it's less than two catties." The aunt said unconvinced.
"The yield of matsutake mushrooms is very low and hard to find. I came across these when I went up the mountain. I picked them and brought them here." Tian Xiaohai answered truthfully: "It's probably only a little more than a pound. It's indeed a little less!"
The aunt proudly pointed to the snakeskin bag beside Tian Xiaohai and said with a smile: "See, he admits that it only weighs a pound. A pound of matsutake costs him two thousand yuan! In addition to the ham and watermelon, there are
Two kilograms of pine milk mushrooms cost up to 1,700 yuan, no more.
.Look at Mr. Niu’s, the Moutai and durian are all high-end products, and the total cost is more than 4,000 yuan. Fortunately, this guy can talk clearly, and he also said that he and Lingling were childhood sweethearts, and childhood sweethearts would take these.
How dare you get rid of this crappy thing!"
"Oh! Tian Xiaohai, what do you want me to say about you?" Qiao Maixiang shook her head towards Tian Xiaohai in disappointment and said: "I was against your association with Lingling before, but then you said you would be good to Lingling and you also said you would give her
Her one-million-dollar gift. Where is the gift! So far, I haven’t seen any of it. If you can’t do something, don’t promise it easily. I think you are just a parallel importer who talks a lot.”
"Mom, what are you talking about?" Tang Lingling curled her lips unconvinced and said, "You forced Tian Xiaohai to agree to that one million yuan, okay?"
"That's right, you are the only one in our family who wants a one-million-dollar gift. My sister didn't even mention a cent!" Tang Yingying also followed suit.
"Huh! I raised my own daughter. I can mention it as much as I want. Shut up, all of you!" Qiao Maixiang glared at her two daughters angrily.
"You are a money addict."
The two sisters replied in unison.
"Okay, okay, don't argue anymore." Tian Xiaohai nodded seriously to Tang Lingling's mother and said, "I will collect Auntie's one million yuan gift money in the next few days. Don't worry.
alright."
"Ha! How many times have you said this?" Qiao Maixiang said with contempt.
"I said we can get it together within seven days, and the seven days haven't passed yet!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and said to Qiao Maixiang: "It's just that you have asked many times in the past seven days, so it feels like I have failed to make appointments again and again. In fact, it is
You are too hasty!"
"That's right! Mom, you are too impatient. My brother-in-law promised to give it to me within seven days, but you have asked me many times. You feel like you are afraid that she will run away. It seems that no one wants my sister."
Tang Yingying answered with a smile.
"I'm anxious? I..." Qiu Mai was so fragrant that he gritted his teeth and waved his hands: "Forget it, I won't talk about the betrothal gifts. Tian Xiaohai will just talk about the things you gave me today. It's not as good as an outsider!"
Look at you, what are they all? The watermelons are grown at home, the pine milk mushrooms are grown on the mountain, and the pineapples are
It's all produced on Rongshan Mountain for free. This ham looks good, but it's smoked at home. I've never liked this kind of smoky stuff. After eating it, I feel like vomiting, and
I have chronic pharyngitis and I can't eat pickled food at all. Tian Xiaohai, I think you just want to make me angry."
"Humph! Sister, you're right. This guy just wants to make you angry. Look, this ham is so thin and yellow that it looks like a bargain. He has the nerve to give it as a gift!" My aunt was also cold.
The voice answered.
"I don't know if this ham is delicious, but it's definitely not cheap." Tian Xiaohai said seriously: "This is no ordinary ham."
"Isn't it just a broken ham! How expensive can it be? It's the most expensive one!" Mr. Niu on the side couldn't help but smile and said to Tian Xiaohai: "Brother, bragging should be done in a certain way. Showing off is also learned.
Yes, you have to bring out some decent brand goods or expensive items.
After tasting it, I just said it was useless. Look at me, I went straight to Maotai. Who doesn’t know that this thing is a famous wine? There are also durians that cost tens of yuan a pound. Who doesn’t know that it is expensive! Chelizi costs 80 to 90 yuan.
If you put a dollar a pound in your hand, people will know that you are a rich person. Look at you again?"
Speaking of this, Mr. Niu couldn't help but pick up the ham in the snakeskin bag and said with a proud smile: "See for yourself, what kind of thing did you give me? Tell me, what is it called?"
"This is called Spanish ham, and the price online is more than 12,000. It's several times more expensive than what you sent combined." Tian Xiaohai smiled calmly and shook his head at Mr. Niu: "Brother,
Please don’t judge yourself for things you don’t know, because this will only make you appear particularly ignorant and superficial.”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was in an uproar.
"What? Just this ham costs more than 12,000?" Qiao Maixiang looked at the ham again in shock.
"This... how is this possible? Why have I never heard of such expensive ham?" My aunt opened her mouth in disbelief.
"Tian Xiaohai, you are so kind!" Tang Lingling was so moved that she almost shed tears.
"Haha! What a slap in the face! Auntie, didn't you say that the things my brother-in-law gave you are not valuable? Mr. Niu, please calculate the price!" Tang Yingying couldn't help but excitedly pointed at her aunt and Mr. Niu and laughed.
The aunt rolled her eyes in anger, puffed out her chest in dissatisfaction and said, "Who knows if it's true or not! I've never heard of Spanish ham!"
"That's right, even if it is real Spanish ham, it may not be worth so much." Mr. Niu added unconvincedly: "There is no way to verify this thing. God knows whether it is true or false!"
"There is a QR code above. You can scan the code to find the link to the store. It is not difficult to verify the authenticity." Tian Xiaohai pointed to the QR code above calmly and said with a smile: "Welcome to crack down on counterfeiting! If it is true,
If it's fake, I can ask the store to pay at least double the amount. I got 24,000 yuan. How delicious!"
"Brother-in-law, let me scan it." Tang Yingying couldn't wait to take out her mobile phone and scanned the QR code above. Soon she saw the girl shouting excitedly: "It's true, this ham really costs 12,000 yuan."
Thousands of dollars. Look, that’s the price listed in the store, and it’s the discounted price! It’s probably even more expensive when there are no events!”
Hearing the sound, everyone came over.
Auntie and Mr. Niu's faces turned green and red, and they were speechless while looking at the link on Tang Yingying's phone.