"Brother, I don't need to report to you for what I'm doing!" Tian Xiaohai smiled disapprovingly: "Besides, if Village Chief Gao's daughter doesn't like me, what does it have to do with you?"
"Ha! Tian Xiaohai, I am doing this for your own good!" The little fat man picked his nose and smiled disdainfully: "Unfortunately, I am also here for a blind date. If you are wise, I advise you to go back early.
Go! Free
When I got it, I was slapped in the face by the village chief's daughter. The village chief's daughter went out, and the younger daughter was on the phone in the room. You should leave quickly while they are not here! Don't wait for others to see you.
a shame."
"You bastard, what are you talking about..." Zuo Qinglong's temper suddenly rose, and he waved his hand and slapped the other person on the face.
This slap happened to hit the little fat man's hand that was picking his nose, and immediately caused the guy's nose to bleed.
"Ouch... you... you gave me a nosebleed. You're done. You're dead." Xiaopang shouted angrily.
"What's wrong? What's wrong? Nephew, what's wrong with you?" A middle-aged man not far away quickly came over and asked in concern.
He is the uncle of the little fat man.
"Uncle, he hit me." Xiaopang pointed his finger at Tian Xiaohai aside and cursed angrily: "He instigated it. This guy is the grandson of Lao Yu, an extremely wealthy man who only raised one of the three daughters in our village.
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"Are you marrying the son of the poorest family in Taoyuan Village?" asked the fat uncle.
"Yes, he is the son of the man named Tian. The son of the poorest son-in-law in our village." The little fat man wiped his nosebleed with one hand and pointed at Tian Xiaohai with the other.
Hearing these words made Tian Xiaohai feel sad. Thinking about how poor his family was back then, even his grandmother's family was famously poor. His father was also given the poorest son-in-law.
Fortunately, things change. The monkey back then turned into a little fat man, and he himself also transformed into the richest man in Taoyuan Village.
What's deplorable is that there are always people who don't have long-sightedness and still look at themselves through colored glasses.
Tian Xiaohai blinked at Zuo Qinglong on the side, signaling him not to be impulsive. Next, he wanted to see what the fat uncle and nephew wanted to do.
At this time, a middle-aged woman not far away ran over quickly.
She quickly handed the tissue to the little fat man: "Oh! Who struck so hard that he even beat our young master like this?"
This woman was the matchmaker. She stuffed tissue into the little fat man's nostrils, then turned to point at Tian Xiaohai and cursed coldly: "Young man, you're dead, prepare to pay! There's nothing wrong with this today."
For thirty to fifty thousand, I'm afraid you won't be able to live a good life."
"It's not that easy to think about it with only 30,000 to 50,000 yuan." Xiaochuang's uncle shouted coldly, pointed at Tian Xiaohai and shouted: "Poor boy named Tian, listen carefully. You beat someone today, and your family has been destroyed."
Even if the house is demolished, it won’t be enough to compensate you, so let’s wait to go to jail!”
"Crack!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zuo Qinglong slapped the fat uncle in the face.
"Hey! Why are you hitting someone?" Suddenly a female voice came from behind.
Everyone turned their heads and looked at the side room.
I saw a young woman running quickly out of a side room.
When she put away her phone, she quickly came to the little fat uncle and was about to ask him if he was injured. She inadvertently raised her eyes and found Tian Xiaohai. She couldn't help being surprised: "Tian Xiaohai, why are you here?"
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"Who are you?" Tian Xiaohai raised his eyes and felt vaguely that the woman in front of him looked familiar, but for a moment he couldn't remember who it was.
"I am Gao Shuangyan's sister Gao Shuangshuang." The woman raised her face proudly and said, "What's wrong? You don't even recognize a beautiful woman like me! Even if you don't recognize me, you definitely recognize my sister, right?
!For quite some time now, my sister has also been the most beautiful woman in school. Apart from Tang Lingling, I’m afraid there will never be anyone more beautiful than her.”
"Gao Shuangyan, I remembered. She was my junior high school classmate! I didn't expect you to be her sister. What a coincidence!" Tian Xiaohai asked with a smile: "So, your father is the head of Gao Village?"
"Well, that's right, my dad is the village chief." Gao Shuangshuang looked at Tian Xiaohai with a proud face and sneered: "You came to see my sister for a blind date, right?"
"Blind date?" Tian Xiaohai smiled and was about to explain.
Before he could finish his words, Gao Shuangshuang sneered and waved his hand: "Go back! There is no way my sister would like someone like you."
"Go back?" Xiaopang's uncle quickly blocked Tian Xiaohai's way and said coldly: "This kid beat someone, how can he get away so easily! He can't leave today."
"This guy even asked someone to beat me, which caused my nose to bleed. It's not going to end that easily today." The little fat man also stood up and took a step forward.
"Oh my god, Brother Xiao, how come you were beaten like this?" Gao Shuangshuang looked at the little fat man with concern, and quickly told him: "Hurry up and wash yourself at the faucet in my backyard! I
If dad brings my sister back, he will definitely be unhappy when he sees you like this."
"We'll go later. Let this kid speak clearly first, but we can't let him run away." The little fat man pointed at Tian Xiaohai angrily.
"Tian Xiaohai, how can you hit someone?" Gao Shuangshuang glared at Tian Xiaohai with great disappointment, and sneered: "Your Tian family is so poor, but you still dare to fight. Don't you want your family to live another life?"
"I was the one who hit him, come on me whatever you want!" Zuo Qinglong stood up.
"Qinglong, I have nothing to do with you. Sit down first! By the way, put down this bag of watermelon first." Tian Xiaohai smiled and pointed at the ground to signal Zuo Qinglong to put down the watermelon.
Zuo Qinglong put the watermelon down. Tian Xiaohai looked at the little fat uncle and the little fat man, sighed and said: "I feel deeply guilty about my workers beating you two. On his behalf, I express my gratitude to you."
Please apologize! I'm really sorry. But don't worry, I won't just sit back and do nothing about this..."
"Tian Xiaohai, why don't you do this and pay for your workers? You sound like you are very rich." The little fat man sneered and shook his head: "Who doesn't know that your Tian family is so poor! It's already this time.
Don’t forget to show off. Who are you trying to coax?"
"Boy, kneel down!" The little fat uncle suddenly shouted loudly, pointed at the ground and shouted: "I know I demolished your house, and you can't afford to pay. I will punish you and your family today."
The famous gangster brother kneels here for two hours, and then slaps himself two hundred times! Hurry up."
"I'm sorry, I, Tian Xiaohai, kneel to the sky, kneel to my parents and kneel to my ancestors, but I can't kneel down for you." Tian Xiaohai decisively refused: "If you pay compensation, I can respond positively."
"Tian Xiaohai is already at this point, why are you pretending to be cool!" Gao Shuangshuang yelled at Tian Xiaohai angrily: "Does your family have money to compensate? Gao Shuangshuang didn't tell you that your family is so poor.
After so many years, there has been no improvement at all, and you can’t even pay for your parents’ medical treatment. What are you going to pay for it?”
She had been working outside and only came back yesterday. Naturally, she didn't know that Tian Xiaohai had transformed into the richest person in Taoyuan Village.
After listening to Gao Shuangshuang's words, the little fat man couldn't help but smile proudly: "Hahaha! Tian Xiaohai, is your family rich? I guess your family has sold all their belongings and can't raise 20,000 yuan."
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"What if I can come up with 20,000 yuan?" Tian Xiaohai asked with a sneer.
"Hmph! If you can come up with 20,000 yuan now, my uncle and I will let your fight go in vain. We will no longer pursue you, and we will treat you and your brothers to a big dinner at noon."
The fat man raised his face with contempt and said.
"Brother, don't talk too much. We, Mr. Tian, have many brothers, more than a hundred people in total. I'm afraid you can't afford this meal." Zuo Qinglong said coldly.
"Damn it, don't I know what Tian Xiaohai's background is?" The little fat man couldn't help laughing: "If you have the ability, you should let him show the money first! If you show it, I promise to invite you at noon.
He and his brothers had a big dinner, and invited not only his brothers, but also family and friends. However, Tian Xiaohai had such a bad friend that it was difficult to even get a table together. His family
I’m so poor that I have no relatives or friends. Haha!”
"Tian Xiaohai, you should show your money! It's not much, just 20,000 yuan, and my nephew and I will not pursue you for beating people. And we will treat you to a big dinner." The little fat uncle also followed suit with pride.
He smiled and said, "But if you can't do it, just kneel down and slap yourself two hundred times. I'll treat it like a show."
"Okay, Gao Shuangshuang, this is your home, so I asked you to be a witness." Tian Xiaohai looked at Gao Shuangshuang aside and said with a smile, "I will give you the money later. Call your sister and your father at noon.
Come and have a feast with me."
"Tian Xiaohai, come on! It's already this time, and you're still bragging. It's funny!" Gao Shuangshuang glared at him with disappointment and said, "I think you should sincerely apologize to me! If you have a better attitude, I'll help you again.
You say intercede."
"It's not necessary! I have already apologized. But others don't accept it. It seems that I can only get a free lunch based on my strength." Tian Xiaohai smiled and put his hand into the bag.
He took it out and heard a "pop" sound, and a green box fell to the ground.
Everyone looked down and saw that it was a box of condoms.
"What the hell, Tian Xiaohai, what are you doing with this thing? Are you missing a woman? Haha!" The little fat man smiled brighter than before.
"What a shame!" Gao Shuangshuang rolled his eyes in anger.
Tian Xiaohai bent down and picked up the condom with an indifferent expression.