Seeing Xiao Lin's nervous look, Tian Xiaohai smiled calmly and said, "I just drank six or seven bottles of beer, and it was just a matter of peeing."
"Ha! Tian Xiaohai, you said it lightly. If the police catch you driving under the influence, you will go to jail." Xiao Lin sneered and shook his head: "Besides, this thing is not something that can be solved by just soaking in urine. No way.
After seven or eight hours of metabolism, the alcohol in your body may not be able to cope with the alcohol test. Even if it is just a matter of peeing, you have to be able to pee out at any time!"
"If you can't urinate, you can sweat!" Tian Xiaohai responded with a smile, sweating profusely on his forehead, and then on his body.
Xiao Lin on the side saw this scene and couldn't help but open his mouth in surprise: "Tian Xiaohai, what are you doing? The air conditioning is on in this car. How can you sweat just by saying it?"
"This is called extremely fast metabolism. Come on, give me two bottles of mineral water to drink. The alcohol in your body will come out in no time." Tian Xiaohai stretched out his hand towards Xiao Lin.
"Ah...and this is such a cool operation." Xiao Lin quickly took out two bottles of mineral water and handed them to Tian Xiaohai: "Take it!"
Tian Xiaohai picked up the mineral water and drank it happily.
In less than two minutes, his clothes were soaked through.
He handed the finished mineral water bottle to Xiao Lin and said with a smile: "Here, help me unscrew the bottle cap. I plan to drain the alcohol in my body into this bottle together with the sweat."
"Okay!" Xiaolin quickly opened the mineral water bottle.
Tian Xiaohai stretched his fingers towards the mouth of the bottle, and within a few seconds, he could see drops of sweat oozing out from his fingertips.
"I'll go, that's okay..." Xiao Lin opened his mouth again.
Tian Xiaohai glanced at the rearview mirror and saw that the car behind him had already caught up. He smiled and shouted to Xiao Lin: "Sit tight, I'm going to show off my driving skills."
"What are you doing?" Xiao Lin was surprised.
Tian Xiaohai suddenly turned around and drove the car onto the service road, then stepped on the brakes.
The car suddenly stopped.
"Ah..." Xiao Lin's body trembled suddenly, and her chest felt a dull pain from being strangled by the seat belt. She glared at Tian Xiaohai angrily: "Hey! Tian Xiaohai, what are you doing? You want to commit suicide!"
"Look at the car behind you!" Tian Xiaohai responded calmly.
The Land Rover behind him didn't react and passed directly by Tian Xiaohai.
"Hey! What is this guy doing?" The driver of the Land Rover was also startled. He quickly stepped on the brakes, turned around and shouted angrily at Tian Xiaohai, who had been overtaken by him: "Boy, you suddenly changed lanes and braked, you are so stupid
What do you want to do?"
"Brother, I changed to the service road. It doesn't seem to have any effect on you!" Tian Xiaohai smiled at the Land Rover driver and said: "Besides, you are driving so fast, wouldn't it be better to run to the front?"
"You..." Land Rover gritted his teeth in anger, frowned suspiciously and said, "I don't understand, why did you brake so suddenly when you suddenly changed to the side road? Is this fun?"
"Of course it's interesting." Tian Xiaohai smiled and pointed at the flashing police lights not far ahead and said with a smile: "Because we are checking for drunk driving. You are in front and act as a shield for me. This way I will be much safer. Isn't that quite right?
Is it okay?”
Hearing this, the driver of the Land Rover was suddenly startled. He raised his eyes and looked forward carefully. He actually saw two police cars parked in front, with their lights flashing. Two traffic policemen were carefully conducting drunk driving checks on passing vehicles.
"I'm going, are you really checking for drunk driving?" The driver of the Land Rover looked pale, turned and shouted to his companion: "What should I do? There is a drunk driving check in front, and we are all drunk..."
"What are you afraid of? Since everything has been investigated, Tian Xiaohai can't escape." Another man with flowery arms said with a proud smile: "Besides, we can still find a relationship!"
"Fat brother, it seems impossible. Look, this time the drunk driving investigation seems to have invited reporters from the TV station. They are all doing live broadcasts! There is no relationship at all. It's over, it's over, I'm afraid I'm going in."
The Land Rover driver looked like he was about to cry and slumped down on the car seat.
Tian Xiaohai on the side saw the Land Rover driver looking like he was about to cry and couldn't help laughing: "Brother, what's wrong with you? Why do you want to cry all of a sudden? Brother, are you homesick?
Do you still have any hidden secrets? Tell me! It will make you feel better if you tell me."
"Tian Xiaohai, don't be proud. I drank, but you don't want to feel better. If calculated according to the amount of alcohol, I might just be a drunk driver, but you are different. You drank so much wine alone.
I'm afraid I won't be able to escape because of the drunk driver." The driver of the Land Rover couldn't help laughing loudly: "I'm afraid you will go to jail this time. As long as you go to jail, my mission for today will be completed. That's right.
, our brothers are here to follow you. Even if you find out, what does it matter? You still have to go to jail. As long as you go to jail and enter, it won't be that good.
It’s hard to say if one of you died accidentally. We are just a few small characters, but we can trap you into the prison room. This is a great contribution to our boss! You will be rewarded heavily if you turn around. Haha!"
"Haha! That's right!"
"Tian Xiaohai, you're dead. It's really not a waste of effort to get here! I didn't expect that I got you in like this."
The several flower-armed men in the car couldn't help but laugh loudly and proudly.
"It seems that you guys must be from the Sands Club?" Tian Xiaohai asked coldly.
"Yes, we are from the Jinsha Club. We have sent spies on the road to Taoyuan Village and Taohua Town to guard there! We are just blocking you from coming out. I didn't expect you to come to the city. This is our Jinsha Club.
The boss’s territory. You’re throwing yourself into a trap! Ha!
Ha!" The Land Rover driver replied with a proud smile on his face: "It's a pity that you are about to go to jail. It seems that our plan will be ruined. But it doesn't matter, our boss Jin will hear that you are going to jail.
, I’m afraid I’ll be so happy that I throw a big banquet! Haha!”
"Tian Xiaohai, you're done."
"Tian Xiaohai is waiting to go to jail! Haha!"
The other gangsters in the car also laughed loudly.
Seeing the bright smiles of several guys, Tian Xiaohai also laughed: "Brother, I think you may be thinking too much. I can't get drunk at all if I drink that little cat urine. Drunk driving is impossible, even
The standards for drunk driving are not met."
"Hahaha! Tian Xiaohai, I'm afraid you haven't read a book!" the Land Rover driver said with a proud smile: "You drank so many bottles of wine by yourself, and you still say you're not drunk driving? This has nothing to do with your ability to drink.
relationship.",
"You fool, wait to go to jail!"
"It's so cute and silly!"
Several gangsters laughed so hard that they fell forward and backward.
Xiao Lin on the side couldn't help but become worried when he saw this scene.
She gently pulled Tian Xiaohai's clothes with her hand and whispered: "Hey! Tian Xiaohai, are you okay?"
"What do you mean, am I good or not?" Tian Xiaohai glanced at Xiao Lin and said with a smile, "Which aspect do you mean? In fact, I am very good in all aspects."
"I really admire you. Tian Xiaohai has come to this moment and you are still in the mood to joke." Xiao Lin turned to Tian Xiaohai with a straight face and rolled his eyes: "Let me ask you, can you really guarantee that you will not be found out for drunk driving?
?”
"He can guarantee nothing!" the Land Rover driver couldn't help but smile and added: "Girl, stop messing around with him, just follow our brothers! Although I can go in, I didn't drink much, at most.
A drunk driver will be released soon after being imprisoned, so let’s have some fun together then!”
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a woman's voice shouting from behind: "Who is driving drunk?"
I saw a female traffic policeman walking towards this side with a serious face and an alcohol tester.
"He, this boy named Tian, drank more than a dozen bottles of beer by himself, and it was obvious to all of us." The driver of the Land Rover pointed at Tian Xiaohai with a proud smile.
"Yes, I saw it too."
"I also saw this kid drinking with my own eyes."
"I even took pictures!"
The other three gangsters also pointed at Tian Xiaohai.
"Oh! Is there such a thing?" The female traffic policeman's face darkened slightly, and she immediately shouted to the Land Rover driver: "Okay, open your mouth, and let me test your alcohol content first!"
"Hey! I'm reporting to you that the guy driving behind is drunk! Why did you test me first!" The driver of the Land Rover pointed at Tian Xiaohai and shouted, "Quickly test him first!"
"Have you had enough trouble?" The female traffic policeman glared at the Land Rover driver angrily and said coldly: "We are doing things in order, not whoever you say will be tested first."
"Beauty, it's okay, you should test me first!" Tian Xiaohai replied with a disapproving smile.
"Ha! Do you think this is a child begging for candy from his sister, giving it to whomever he wants first? We have to do things according to the rules, and you don't get what you say just by opening your mouth." The female traffic policeman glared arrogantly.
He glanced at Tian Xiaohai and shouted: "Just stay in the car, I will test you soon."