When the short-haired man heard Tian Xiaohai say the word pride, he couldn't help laughing loudly: "How much can a farmer earn in a year? You have only had enough to eat for a few years, and you are still proud. Who gave you the courage?"
"Life is not for others to see. Whether you have money or not, it is just a day. As long as you are happy, you will be fine. You should slowly realize it! Let's go!" Tian Xiaohai responded with a smile, and then took Xiaoyu straight towards Taojiang in front of him.
Walk to the shore.
"Here I go, how can you be proud of a farmer? You've been alive for a long time." The short-haired man sneered. When he saw Tian Xiaohai walking straight towards the bank of Taojiang River in front of him, he suddenly seemed to remember something.
He quickly chased after me: "Hey! Boy, come back here. The front is a restricted area and you are not allowed to go any further."
"Restricted area? What restricted area?" Tian Xiaohai looked at the short-haired man curiously and smiled: "I also plan to take the beautiful woman to swim there for a few laps and take a nice cold shower!"
"What? You want to take a shower there too?" The short-haired man was startled, and quickly reached out to stop Tian Xiaohai, and said with a straight face: "No, you have to go somewhere else to wash, that place has been booked by us.
No one can enter."
"It was contracted, who did you contract it with?" Tian Xiaohai asked with a smile: "Who agreed that you contracted it, and how much did they pay?"
"I..." The short-haired man opened his mouth and shouted impatiently at Tian Xiaohai: "You don't care who I contracted with. In short, the water area in front is closed to traffic. If you want to play in the water, go somewhere else.
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"Really?" Tian Xiaohai smiled and nodded: "Then let's see if you can stop me."
After saying that, he deliberately moved the pole in his hand horizontally, and the bucket in front of him immediately hit the waist of the short-haired man with a bang.
"Crack!"
It seemed like a casual bump, but it actually contained a hint of internal energy. The short-haired man felt as if someone had pushed him hard on his waist. He staggered and stumbled towards the Peach River.
"Hey! Brother, be careful, don't jump into the river." Tian Xiaohai shouted with a smile.
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a "plop" sound, and the short-haired man slipped and fell into the river.
"You bastard, you actually hit me with a bucket." The short-haired man quickly got out of the water, turned to Tian Xiaohai and cursed: "If you have the guts, don't leave, or I won't take care of you."
"I don't have time to play with you. Let's go and take a bath in the river!" Tian Xiaohai responded with a smile, turned around and walked forward quickly.
What a manly man! He grabbed the weeds on the shore, climbed onto the shore, and quickly chased Tian Xiaohai.
At this moment, Tian Xiaohai has already entered what the short-haired man calls the "forbidden zone" on his shoulders.
He glanced towards the river and soon saw four white figures floating in the river. It seemed that someone was swimming in the river, and they were swimming on their backs.
"Mr. Tian, it seems there is someone in the river!" Xiaoyu couldn't help shouting in a low voice.
"Shh! Be silent, let me see who it is." Tian Xiaohai focused his eyes and carefully looked at the river not far away.
At this time, a figure that was originally floating in the river suddenly changed its posture and stood up in the river, revealing half of its snow-white chest, neck and head.
Tian Xiaohai saw clearly with his distant eyes that the person standing up was a woman, and she was a beautiful woman with a bit of wildness, sexy yet charming, and a hot figure.
"Go ahead, Shen Feifei has such a good figure!" He sighed from the bottom of his heart.
"Shen Feifei?" Xiaoyu's eyes widened in surprise: "Are you talking about the big outdoor anchor Shen Feifei? Are you sure you can see clearly from such a distance?"
"Isn't there a moon? Of course you can see it clearly. You can't be wrong!" Tian Xiaohai swallowed his saliva and nodded with a smile: "I didn't expect that this woman looks so beautiful when she takes a bath."
"Mr. Tian, you are so bad! Are you swimming, okay? This is not a bath!" Xiaoyu glanced at Tian Xiaohai with a smile.
As the two of them were talking, the bodyguard with a short hair caught up with them.
"Hey! Boy, do you want to die? How dare you peek at our Miss Shen taking a bath here."
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to grab Tian Xiaohai's shoulder.
"Brother, can you be a little educated? How about this beautiful girl swimming?" Tian Xiaohai smiled and turned around, just in time to aim the bucket at the short-haired bodyguard.
The short-headed bodyguard had suffered a lot from Tian Xiaohai before, so naturally he did not dare to get close to the bucket, so he quickly used his hands to pry it away, and shouted angrily at Tian Xiaohai: "Boy, I warn you to leave voluntarily, otherwise, I will be rude to you. "
While speaking, he was actually secretly pushing Tian Xiaohai's bucket away.
Unexpectedly, Tian Xiaohai grabbed the edge of the bucket with one hand, so that the other party couldn't move it no matter how hard he moved it.
This made the bodyguard a little upset.
He growled anxiously at Tian Xiaohai: "Hey! Boy, I asked you to leave, do you hear me? If you don't leave, I'm going to use violence!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a woman shouting from the river not far away.
"What happened on the shore? What happened to A'Zhu?"
"I'm sorry, Miss Shen! It's because of my poor guarding that someone broke into the restricted area and wanted to peek at you bathing. I'm driving him out now!" The short-haired man responded with some embarrassment and said bitterly. He glared at Tian Xiaohai and raised his leg to kick Tian Xiaohai.
"Brother, don't worry! Miss Shen is coming ashore, listen to what she has to say! Maybe she will agree to take a bath with me!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and shook his body again, and the bucket made a "bang" sound. It hit the thigh of the bodyguard with a short head, causing the bodyguard to scream secretly in pain, but he was too embarrassed to shout.
Otherwise, if your employer knows that you can't even be a small farmer, and your legs are hurt by being hit by others, wouldn't it be a huge loss of face? I'm afraid you won't even be able to keep your job.
The short-haired bodyguard had no choice but to hold back the pain in his legs, glared at Tian Xiaohai hatefully, and sneered: "You are a farmer, and you still want to eat swan meat. How could Miss Shen allow you to take a bath in the water? You don't want to take a bath either! Take a picture of your urine and see for yourself.”
"It looks like she has come ashore, and two women have come up together. Oh! There is also a man who has come up. No, he is a foreigner. Hey! The woman behind is also a foreigner." Tian Xiaohai raised his head and looked behind the short-cut bodyguard. After looking carefully, I discovered that there were two women and a man playing in the water with Shen Feifei. One of the women was her assistant, and the other man and woman were a pair of young foreigners. I don't know if they were lovers. .
"Ha! Boy, you know there are foreigners!" The short-haired bodyguard said with a proud smile: "To tell you the truth! These two foreigners are professional swimming coaches. They have participated in international swimming competitions and won medals. World-class swimmer, even though you only have half a bucket of water, you still want to play in the water with Miss Shen. Just go home and stay! Let me tell you, that foreigner is not only a good swimmer, he is also a master of boxing! Be careful to piss me off. He'll just come up and knock you out with one punch. He's a foreigner and has been practicing boxing since he was a child. We Chinese can't beat him. I'm no match for him, let alone you."
"Brother, how low of self-esteem do you have to say such a spineless thing? How good you are at boxing depends on the person, and it has nothing to do with whether you are a foreigner or not. Foreigners practice boxing with half a bucket of water, but Chinese boxers are so good at boxing.
Yes, not to mention fighting requires more than just punches." Tian Xiaohai replied with a sneer.
"You know nothing, our country is not good at fighting." Chao Tian Xiaohai, a short-haired man, sneered: "I just give up boxing as a martial arts training, otherwise I'm afraid I won't even be able to earn a living as a bodyguard."
"Training martial arts certainly has its shortcomings. That is because of the lack of actual combat exchanges. Many of the best things have been lost. At the same time, it has not kept up with the development of the times. After all, the arena is a place where rules are followed. When rules are not followed, Chuanwu is actually useless.
You can play like this." Tian Xiaohai said, swinging the pole in his hand and sweeping the short-haired bodyguard to the ground.
"Ouch!" The short-haired bodyguard fell to the ground and glared at Tian Xiaohai angrily: "Boy, what do you mean?"
"Give you a little warning." Tian Xiaohai put the bucket on the ground, sneered and patted the short-headed bodyguard on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Don't look down on what our ancestors left behind. That move just now was ours.
What the local boxer teaches is called the Thirteenth Way Dog Beating Stick Technique. Beating a dog with a stick can beat a local dog or a foreign dog. Real fighting is to use all effective resources to try to subdue the opponent in the shortest possible time. It’s not that
Lots of tricks and rules
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If you die, your bones won't reconnect, your swelling and pain won't go away, and you won't be able to get rid of the wind and cold. You can practice martial arts like a hammer. Practicing martial arts can't make you healthier. It's better to be a pig butcher. After all, kung fu is
No matter how tall you are, you are still afraid of kitchen knives."