After a while, Tian Xiaohai returned to the previous place and deliberately picked sawtooth leaves. He also dug some Panax notoginseng along the way to make up the number, and then walked slowly to the watermelon field.
When he came to the wild melon field, he first picked a watermelon, smashed it open with a punch, and brought it to Little Baijiao.
"Come on, little baby, eat quickly! You're full, okay..." He wanted to say that he was full so he could pee early, but when he saw Little Baijiao glanced at him arrogantly, he immediately changed his words with a smile: "
Now that we’re full, let’s go home early.”
"Hey hey hey!" Little Baijiao responded with a grin, stretched out his legs to hold the watermelon and started chewing it.
The way this little guy eats watermelon is really cute.
There was a crashing sound, and within a few minutes, a watermelon weighing five or six kilograms was eaten by Little White Feet until only the claw skin was left.
"Good boy! You eat so fast. Come on, have another one." Tian Xiaohai picked another one, smashed it open with a punch and quickly brought it to Xiao Baijiao's side.
Little White Feet seemed a little reluctant to eat it. Tian Xiaohai was worried! If you eat this stuff, it will turn into urine in about half an hour. After turning into urine, the next thing is money!
Panax notoginseng leaves are easy to find, but it’s hard to catch Xiaobaijiao’s urine!
"Eat some more! This melon is very delicious. Come on, let's compete!" Tian Xiaohai picked up half of the watermelon and deliberately nibbled it towards Xiao Baijiao.
"Hey hey hey!" Little Baijiao shouted happily, stood up, stretched out his forelimbs, picked up the other half of the watermelon and followed suit, gnawing on it with big mouthfuls.
Tian Xiaohai pretended to like it very much and gnawed the watermelon desperately.
One person and one sheep are just like eating watermelon.
In less than ten minutes, another watermelon weighing five or six pounds was chewed until only the rind remained.
Little Baijiao's belly was stretched out to a round shape.
"Haha! The little white feet are so good, you can't even compare!" Tian Xiaohai looked at the cute little white feet in front of him with a sly expression, and picked another big watermelon.
"Hey!" Little Baijiao said with a cute look on his face. He rubbed his white front feet on his round belly and stretched out his white feet to catch the whole watermelon.
The little guy held the watermelon and squeezed it inward. Hearing a "click" sound, he squeezed the watermelon away and immediately gave half of it to Tian Xiaohai.
"Well done, you're welcome. Come on, let's compete." Tian Xiaohai picked up the watermelon and started chewing it.
Although he also felt a little bloated from eating, in order to coax little Baijiao to eat more watermelon so that the little guy could urinate more, he still reluctantly endured it and ate the watermelon forcefully.
When he finished eating the remaining half of the watermelon in one go, his stomach felt really full.
I looked at the little white feet in front of me again, but they were no longer as fast as before.
I saw this little guy nibbling on the watermelon, obviously unable to eat any more.
Seeing this situation, Tian Xiaohai couldn't help but feel a little sorry for this little guy. He always felt that he was a bit like those princes in anti-Japanese dramas who used a candy to coax the children with their wretched looks when they were about to do bad things.
.This is not only vulgar, but also unkind!
"Little guy, just forget it if you can't eat it!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and reached out to take the watermelon that Xiao Baiji was nibbling.
"Hey!" Xiao Baijiao nodded, immediately stood up, and gently patted his round belly with his snow-white forelimbs.
That expression seems to say, I’m so full!
"Little Baijiao, are you in need of urination now?" Tian Xiaohai smiled and took out a medicine bottle, ready to catch Little Baijiao's urine.
When he said this, Tian Xiaohai's mind inexplicably flashed back to the scene in the movie where the prince coaxed the children. It was really a bit obscene!
"Hey!" Xiao Baijiao glared at him angrily, and immediately turned around haughtily, with an expression that seemed to say: I don't want to care about you!
"Okay, okay, I won't rush you anymore." Tian Xiaohai nodded helplessly.
I feel like the little guy in front of me is a little salty! Letting him urinate is like begging grandpa to sue grandma. This arrogant look is really a bit like those wealthy ladies in wealthy families, which is really not good.
Serve!
It's been half an hour since I ate this watermelon, so I guess I should have the urge to urinate.
Tian Xiaohai's lower abdomen is a little swollen and she wants to find a place to pee!
"By the way, why don't you guide this little guy!" Tian Xiaohai scratched his head, and an idea flashed in his mind. He smiled and waved to Little Baijiao and said: "Little Baijiao, I need to pee urgently. You should pee too."
Hurry up! How about we compete to see who can pee the most?"
"Baa hey! Baa hey hey!" Little Baijiao was a little angry. He glared at Tian Xiaohai hatefully, then turned around and pointed his butt at Tian Xiaohai, and kept stamping his little feet.
Her posture was like that of an angry little girl, her face red and coquettish: "You are so annoying! How can you force someone to urinate? I don't want to deal with you anymore!"
This little guy is a little angry and a little disappointed.
Tian Xiaohai was also speechless. He finally understood that he had underestimated the little guy in front of him.
It seems that Little Baijie doesn't want to pee, but is embarrassed. After all, he is a spiritual beast, not an animal. How can he pee higher than him? It doesn't seem reasonable! Especially when the medicine jar is used to catch the urine.
, that would make people feel even more embarrassed.
Thinking of this, Tian Xiaohai smiled and took out a stainless steel rice bowl for picnics from his kit, and handed it to Little Baijiao: "Come on, little guy. I'm going to pee in the grass in front.
You must be in a hurry to pee! Let me tell you, this is a watermelon field. We must pay attention to environmental protection. Don't pee randomly. Use this thing to catch it so that I can collect it so that it will not pollute the land."
"Hey!" Xiao Baijiao nodded, and then used his front foot to pull the ground in front of him, indicating to Tian Xiaohai to put it there first.
"Okay, I'll put it here first." Tian Xiaohai smiled and put the stainless steel basin down.
He was worried that Little Whitefoot would be embarrassed to urinate in front of him, so he smiled and pointed to the grass in front of Little Whitefoot and said, "I went to pee over there. I'll come back later."
"Bah!" Xiao Baijiao called out, probably calling Tian Xiaohai or something.
Little Baijiao stretched out his forelimbs and pointed at Tian Xiaohai, and then pointed at the basin on the ground.
Tian Xiaohai immediately understood what this little guy meant, which was to ask him to get a basin to catch his urine so as not to pollute the environment.
"I don't need this!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and waved his hand.
"Hey!" Xiao Baijiao seemed a little angry, snorted coldly, and immediately turned around with his butt facing Tian Xiaohai, showing his contempt for him.
Tian Xiaohai knew that this little guy was blaming himself for mentioning environmental protection, but he couldn't do it.
He glanced around and happened to see an empty Pulse Drink bottle not far ahead.
It was the leftover drink he drank while picking melons.
Tian Xiaohai walked a few steps forward, picked up the empty pulsating bottle, and shouted to Xiao Baijiao: "I'll just use this. I'll take it back and use it as organic fertilizer in the field."
"Hey hey!" Little Baijiao grinned happily.
"Let's go! You pee on yours, and I'll pee on mine. Well water doesn't interfere with river water." Tian Xiaohai quickly got into the grass in front, untied his belt and peed.
He used the pulsating bottle to collect almost the full bottle. The urine in this bottle was probably more than a pound.
After screwing on the bottle cap, Tian Xiaohai happily returned to Xiao Baijiao.
I saw that the little white feet at this time also took a big basin full of urine. It was more than he peed.
"Get rich!" Tian Xiaohai couldn't help but swallowed, looking at the basin of little white feet's urine, he felt an inexplicable excitement.
Money! It's all money.
He sniffed and was surprised that the little guy's urine didn't smell bad at all, and even had a faint melon scent.
"It's not convenient to carry this thing, so I'll put it in a mineral water bottle!" Tian Xiaohai took out a bottle of mineral water, poured the water inside into his hands, and quickly filled up Xiao Baijie's urine.
One bottle was not enough, so he filled another bottle with spirit animal urine, which filled two mineral water bottles.
Tian Xiaohai almost didn't laugh out loud in front of Xiao Baijiao. He put two bottles of spirit animal urine into the kit bag, then smiled and shouted to Xiao Baijiao: "Great, I'll pick it again."
A little melon, I will continue to eat when I go home in the evening."
After saying that, he turned around and picked two more bags full of watermelons, put them on his shoulders, picked up the urinal with a smile, and shouted to Little Baijie: "Let's go home, little guy today
You can stay at my house tonight! For the sake of environmental protection, I will use this to catch my urine at night. You can eat these two bags of watermelon as you like."
"Hey hey!" Xiao Baijiao responded, wagging his short tail happily.
Tian Xiaohai picked up the watermelon and kicked away the urine in the pulsating drink bottle.
"Fuck you!"
"Hey, hey!" Xiao Baijiao looked at the pulsating bottle kicked away by Tian Xiaohai with suspicious eyes. His expression seemed to be asking: Didn't you say you want to promote environmental protection and use it to make organic fertilizer? Why did it get kicked away again?
?
"The fertile water should not flow into other people's fields. Next time the bottle breaks, the urine will naturally flow into the soil. It will still enrich our own land." Tian Xiaohai smiled and comforted Xiaobaijiao.
"Hey! Hey!" Xiao Baijiao opened his eyes angrily, showing a fierce look. His expression seemed to be yelling: Liar! Liar!
"Stop talking, I have to go back first." Tian Xiaohai knew that he couldn't explain clearly, so he picked up the watermelon and ran forward quickly.
"Hey, hey!" Xiao Baijiao jumped up, rubbed the ground, lowered his head, and bumped into Tian Xiaohai's butt.
"Go, it hurts! You little beast, why don't I just trick you into peeing? As for attacking me like this?" Tian Xiaohai said "yo".
"Hey!" Little Baijiao lowered his head, as if shouting: "Come again!"