I am a high school student. I got up during the winter vacation and sent a text message to my wife: Baby, I got up to do my homework. I sent it to my class teacher in a daze. The key is that he replied to me later: Okay, I will wipe it.
I will die on the first day of school. What does it mean to be good!!!
A: I had a terrible dream yesterday. B: What terrible dream did I have? A: I dreamed that I was taking an exam! B: I am afraid of exams! A: There is something even more terrifying! B: What? A: In
Falling asleep in the examination room B: That’s scary enough! A: There’s something even scarier! B: And more? A: The teacher woke me up, and I saw that I was actually taking an exam in the examination room!
The mouse participated in the talent show, but unfortunately was eliminated in the first round. The mouse complained very much about this, saying that there was a shady story everywhere! When others asked him what happened, the mouse replied: "I just entered, and the judges actually asked me to take a catwalk to see."
The butterfly said to the bee: You are so stingy, pretending to be full of sweet words but reluctant to give me a word. The bee said: Huh! You are talking about me, why don't you send me a text message with such two long antennas on your head?
My parents have always had a wish to live in a big house of 100 square meters. In order to satisfy my parents' wish, I quietly rented a 100 square meters house, told my parents that I bought it, and then brought my parents to live there. Later, my company asked me to go on a business trip.
Three months later, when it was about to expire, my parents called me and said they would give me a surprise when they came home. When I came home and opened the door, I was stunned. The house was fully decorated.
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