"If you stay, even if you lose your virginity, I can at least be responsible, right? But what should you do if the person's name is Anonymous? The children you give birth to in the future will not have the surname Yi? Then you might as well take my surname Xiao as early as possible
Well, maybe I will be more filial in the future."
He continued to joke, feeling that a dead horse could be called a living horse. Such thoughtfulness really touched Xia Youyou's chaotic heart.
Xia Youyou finally relented
Isn't it just a room?
As long as the well water doesn't interfere with the river water, it doesn't matter anyway
Xia Youyou picked up her pillow, rolled her eyes at Xiao Lingmo, and could only walk to the sofa in the living room angrily. It seemed that she had to stay here all night and be careful.
"Xia Youyou, aren't you afraid of the cold when sleeping on the sofa? Do you want me to turn the air conditioner higher?"
“No need, it’s not the air conditioner that should be adjusted but you.”
"How do I adjust it?"
"You...it's best to be transferred away."
"Really? Then why have I only heard of Diao Zai and never heard of Jump Zai? But I really want to transfer you here."
Xia Youyou turned over in anger. It was really annoying that this guy was so restless even after sleeping.
And Xiao Lingmo seemed to have suddenly contracted chatterbox syndrome, still bursting out with the evil charm that had been stored for a long time: "Xia Youyou, if you feel cold, remember to come over, I have already warmed the bed, trust my body
The temperature will always be constant for you.”
"Are you disgusting? I want to sleep!"
"Then do you want to try to be more disgusted? If you really want to be disgusted, I only hope that you can put your disgust in my hands."
"If you want to say it again, you can take the initiative to go to the court tomorrow to collect the subpoena for sexual harassment."
"Did I harass a woman? If I were a judge, I would definitely ask the defendant, who harassed whom? Then I would answer honestly, it must be you who harassed me. Do you think the judge is willing to believe that you are a woman?
Or would you rather believe that I am a man?"
"Narcissist, but I still advise you to say these nasty words in your dreams to avoid being too damaging."
"Xia Youyou, in addition to telling me some non-official things these days, tonight is the first time you have said these so-called nonsense. Do you have any secrets that you haven't told me? Don't deny that you are so absent-minded towards me.
manner"
"No means no"
This woman's tough-tongued skills are not as strong as usual.
However, after the above profound exchange of thoughts, Xiao Lingmo felt much more relaxed than before. Sometimes he felt even worse than he could say, as if holding a fart for a long time and letting it out would make the sound lighter, unlike the prisoner.
It's like being released from prison for a long time, but the reaction to the external environment will become slower.
... I went to visit relatives today. Alas, I didn’t come back until the evening. It was snowing outside. It was a little colder... I used to always think about celebrating the New Year, but now that I have grown up, I no longer look forward to it. Even the only New Year’s money I have to withdraw from mine.