Situ Yueyan was stunned for a moment, but his cheeks could not help but turn a little red.
"Uncle, goodbye!"
The little boy took the initiative and took Situ Yueyan's hand, trying to leave the uncle in a hurry
Hey, this poor kid is really...
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"Hey, Yueyan is back from shopping!"
As soon as the two came back, they met their neighbor on the road, a lady-like aunt with straw-yellow curly hair.
She carried her new bag deliberately and showed off, this is her capital
Situ Yueyan just smiled politely and nodded.
"Old woman, so ugly!"
Unexpectedly, the little boy cursed in a low voice, but Situ Yueyan heard it clearly and slapped him without thinking. Fortunately, it wasn't very hard.
She didn't know why she was so excited. Maybe she really didn't want a child to learn bad things.
"Mom, why did you hit me? She is ugly to begin with!"
Situ Yueyan paused. She originally wanted to explain something in a bombshell, but facing such a child, she could only slow down her speech: "Even if others are ugly, you can't say nonsense. Although this is your right to speak."
, but you are slandering others like this, and the police will arrest you."
"Mom, I'm not a three-year-old child. I'm not afraid of the police!"
What?
It really pissed her off, it really pissed me off!!
Situ Yueyan didn't know how to respond to such a rebellious child. I really didn't know what he would become in the future. Should he become a Pirates of the Caribbean?
No, if I, a top student who once worked as a reporter for Radio XX, would become a pirate mother, wouldn’t it ruin my reputation?
Thinking of this, Situ Yueyan couldn't help but babble a few words
"Hey, the prodigal son can't buy anything in exchange for his return. I have to educate him in advance! You... come here..."
Back home, Yueyan was like a tigress showing off its power. She put down a lot of snacks in her hand, took out a signed arithmetic book, and stared at the little boy fiercely.
"Is your name Bei Gongying?"
The little boy glanced at Situ Yueyan with disdain, opened a bag of potato chips, and skillfully threw a golden potato chip into his little mouth: "Yes, you got it for me! You
You always told me that Situ Ying was an upright official in the Tang Dynasty, so you decided to divorce and let me take your surname, but mom, I really think Beigong Ying sounds much better than Situ Ying..."