467. Chapter 467 The consequences of He Lianchen's jealousy are serious 4
The handstand position is to stick your head in the cesspool, sweat!
After Dolphin finished speaking, Helianchen didn't see him bursting into laughter. Helianchen still had a serious expression on his face.
"Why don't you smile??"
"Why should I laugh? It's not funny at all. What is coffee?" Helian asked.
"Uh, coffee..."
The dolphin was annoyed and ignored that this was ancient times and there was no coffee. She should have said tea.
Perhaps He Lianchen didn't understand what coffee was, which aroused his thinking, and his humor cells were not activated, so he stopped laughing. "Okay, I'll tell you another one that's funnier."
The dolphin made up its mind to make Helianchen laugh and send him back to the hotel.
So the dolphin told another joke: "The king issued an imperial edict: Whoever can lie to make him disbelieve will be rewarded with 100 taels of silver. Nowadays, there is an endless stream of people who come into the palace to lie every day, but no one gets the reward.
"One day, an old man came up to the palace and said to the emperor - 'I heard from my grandfather that 64 years ago, the emperor's father was in trouble in Miaoshan and ate two eggs from my family. The old emperor said that after returning to the palace, he must repay his father's title.
Return the profit a hundredfold'... The emperor thought to himself, what do two eggs mean? He said: 'I believe it.'...
"The old man wanted the minister to settle the accounts immediately. The minister was shocked when he calculated that it would be 50 years.
"Counting it to 64 years, the emperor saw that the amount was so big that he couldn't read it out at once, and hurriedly said: 'You are telling such a big lie, I don't believe it.'... The boss laughed loudly, and finally received a reward of 100 taels of silver.
"
Helianchen smiled after hearing this joke.
It was indeed a bit funny, and the old man was a little clever.
But it wasn't to the point where he couldn't control his laughter.
So the dolphin continued talking.
The dolphin told several jokes in succession, but could not make Helianchen laugh.
So she couldn't help it. This man had no sense of humor at all.
But in fact, Helianchen had already reached the limit of his endurance.
He knew the dolphin was trying to make him laugh.
Each joke she told was funnier than the last, so he had a hard time enduring it.
"Ah, I said I'm tired." The dolphin yawned and wanted to sleep.
This man really doesn't give me any face.
She told a dozen jokes, but he remained indifferent.