Is it possible? Xiaoman definitely doesn’t believe it!
Just looking at the eyebrows and facial features, the master is one million times more handsome than the ghost servant
Even if there are any scars under the mask, it will only add a little bit of evil spirit to him, but it will not affect his excitement at all.
And the ghost servant? The small triangle eyes are the size of mung beans, the garlic head is red, the mouth of the sausage is crooked, the face of the big cake is irregular, and the skin on the surface of the moon is like a skin, it’s a whole lot of ghosts!
However, in order to please the ghost servant, Xiaoman decided to say shamelessly: "That's right, if it's okay, why should you wear a mask all day long? No matter how I think, he is not as handsome as you!"
The ghost servant waved and said, "Little girl, bent down, lowered her head, looked into my eyes, and repeated the words just now."
Lies are Xiaoman's special skills. She has been practicing to the point of being full of nonsense and sincere.
So she bent down calmly, stared at the ghost servant with her very sincere eyes and said, "No matter how I think, you are more handsome than him!"
Looking at the sincerity and clarity in Xiaoman's eyes, the ghost servant stood there blankly, and after a while, he realized, pinched her beautiful pink face and said, "Little girl, I really fall in love with you, this way,
Tonight, don’t sleep with him, come and sleep with me!”
The Ghost servant's words were like the Nine Heavens Xuan Lei poured Xiao Man with a lightning rod to thunder!
Why sleep with him? Xiaoman felt that if all the men in this world were dead, she would rather hit her head and not sleep with him.
But, you can't say that, she will be her day next year's death
Xiaoman's brain began to spin rapidly, and proposed various solutions to make lies perfect
Finally, she patted the ghost servant on the shoulder and said, "Master Ghost servant, you are really handsome, you should be my uncle."
"Uncle? No, I want to be your husband!"
"My husband can't do it!"
"Why? Do you think I'm not handsome enough!"
"This is not a question of whether it is handsome or not, but...but..."
“But what?”
"But, I'm born not like men, I'm born not like women"
"Ah, no! Then what are you and him?"
"I'm with him?" Xiaoman took out his handkerchief, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said, "I have difficulties with him."