Following Shui Huanwen from a distance, Situ Qing wished he could find a crack in the ground and disappear immediately. He knew that a woman like Ding Yaoyao would never let go easily once she got addicted to playing with you.
"What is she doing?" Shui Huanwen quietly asked Situ Qing behind him. Could it be that he was writing or drawing when he held the pen so hard? He had never seen Ding Yaoyao's masterpiece.
Without waiting for Situ Qing to answer, Shui Huanwen walked gently behind Ding Yaoyao and signaled Ruoer to be quiet. He just stretched his head and took a look, and couldn't help but say "Huh", so the words came out without thinking:
"Yaoyao, why don't you draw a shit?"
"Pfft!" This was Situ Qing's laughter, but he covered his mouth in time before Ding Yaoyao's murderous eyes glared at him.
"Uh... Your Majesty!" This belongs to Ruo'er, but she has no guts. Although she wants to protect the master, the emperor is more powerful than the empress.
"What! What bastard dares to say that my hard work is shit!" Needless to say, this sentence with no literary quality and no standard was definitely uttered by our Ding Yao Yao Miss Ding Ding Daguiren.
Shui Huanwen's veins twitched in frustration. He wished he could break Ding Yaoyao's neck right away, so as not to embarrass him when words come out of her head! He snorted from his nose while still angry:
"It's me!"
"Eh? It's you, the emperor. Why are you here? You're like a ghost and you don't even make a sound!" Ding Yaoyao complained nervously, unaware that her words were almost making the emperor angry.
Vomited blood and died
"Your Majesty, I'm not saying you're a ghost... I'm saying you walk like a ghost... Oh! That's not what I meant anyway!" Seeing Shui Huanwen's gloomy face, Ding Yaoyao quickly added, but the more he added,
The confusion became more confusing and the explanations became more unclear. I couldn't help but sigh, talking to the emperor was so tiring!
Pretending not to hear Ding Yaoyao's last words, Shui Huanwen gently held Ding Yaoyao into his arms and caressed Ding Yaoyao's belly lovingly. At this moment, Ding Yaoyao seemed to feel that there was only one left in the world.
She and him were not so angry even when they saw the piece of shit on the silk cloth. If they couldn't draw it, wouldn't there be free labor? Why was she so angry? She turned around and hugged the water tightly.
Huanwen and Ding Yaoyao coquettishly rubbed their faces against Shui Huanwen's chest.
"Yao Yao, you already have my child, why don't you take a good rest?"
"Huanwen, I'm bored. I want to invent a poker game to play Landlord, but Situ Qing actually wants to run away. What should I do, Your Majesty?" Ding Yaoyao sued Situ Qing insidiously, and brought Situ Qing to his knees.
Take a breath, isn't this trapping him into being unfaithful and unjust? He, Situ Qing, is such a jerk even after taking advantage of all three.