"Stupid pig, are you in there?" Yan Yeyi's cautious and probing voice was like the sunshine in winter shining all over my body. Why is Yan Yeyi's voice so beautiful at this time? It's such a heavenly voice!
"Yan Daxia--" The situation is urgent. For the sake of my own life, this Queen of Han bows to the evil for once. But--you must know that I! I am not convinced from my heart.
"Yan Yeyi, come in quickly"
"What, am I entering the women's room?" From Yan Yeyi's unbelievable tone, you can see his angry expression
"Oh--yes, yes, come in, come in, hurry up!" Ouch--it hurt so much that I was covered in cold sweat!
"No entry"
"Come in--"
"Hey! Give it"
A yellow object hit my head with a three-pointer and rolled to the ground.
"Film!!!" The yellow object stopped rolling and stopped not far in front of me, as if it was laughing at me.
"Yan Yeyi, what I want is not paper towels, but sanitary napkins." This guy actually thought that I forgot to bring paper towels, so he threw a roll of plastic film at me. He couldn't handle that much anymore. I guess the temperature of my face is now suitable for frying poached eggs.
Got it
‘Phew…’ A gust of wind blew two fallen leaves in front of a beautiful stone elephant
Quiet--
"Haha...wu..." Yan Yeyi's gleeful laughter burst out outside.
Damn it, damn it, if he hadn't dragged me here... "Yan Yeyi, I'll give you five minutes to come back, otherwise... you'd better not let me get out alive." Wuwu... The severe pain made me covered in cold sweat
"Carry a schoolbag for three months." Yan Ye started to take advantage of the situation and made a small calculation in his mind. "Three months of duty, and..."
"I promise you everything, hurry up, it hurts..." As far as I know, Yan Yeyi's condition is at least until the sun goes down, so I still accept my fate! The green hills are still there, so I don't have to worry about running out of firewood.
"Be back soon." Yan Yeyi's satisfied voice quickly disappeared along with a series of hurried footsteps.
'Tick-tick-tick...'
"Stupid pig, go on!" Yan Ye's breathless voice finally ended my long ordeal.
"Yan Yeyi, you are a snail!" God, is this your punishment for me? I squatted in the toilet for ten minutes and fifteen seconds with colic. It was torture! My legs were weak, and my lower abdomen was still suffering from severe colic.
The paralyzed legs finally saw the sun again. It turned out that... the gate of hell is like this.
Huh? Where’s Yan Yeyi!
"Uncle, have you seen a duck passing by here?" He looked at the 'fully armed' man in black windbreaker leaning on the pillar in the corridor. A large black windbreaker almost covered him tightly, and there was also a purple duck house hat.
Most of his face was covered by Ya De, so it was impossible to tell whether he was a human or a ghost. Is there someone filming a police movie nearby?
The 'man in windbreaker' raised his head in slow motion, and I could clearly see that familiar handsome face. The blue nose slowly dimmed the moment he saw me.
"Stupid pig, what's wrong?" Yan Ye rushed forward in one, three, and two steps to help me, who was shaking.
"It's okay." It's strange that it's okay. It hurts. It's like a tug-of-war in the intestines.
"Shut up!" Yan Ye glared at me coldly and hugged me sideways.