1646. Chapter 1646 Xiao Lianyu's body hangs in the night
She waved her hand, signaling Yang Zi to step back, and then hurriedly opened the letter.
Xiao Lian read it carefully, then read it again, and read it three times in a row. The alcoholism between her brows had completely dissipated, her lips were slightly opened, and a smile appeared on her face. She was overjoyed that this was actually the case!
There is such an opportunity!
Zhang Jieyu invited herself to jointly stop Empress Feng, and everything was ready.
Everything is ready, all we need is the east wind.
However, she was still in shock and could not recover for a long time. She never imagined that Queen Feng had such an ulterior secret about her life experience.
The Holy Virgin Princess is the queen, so unkind, unjust, and shameless is the outrage of both humans and gods.
Especially Zhang Jieyu's last words, raising troops at this time is a sign of a good reputation. Everyone in the world has the right to despise any shameless behavior.
Zhang Jieyu wanted to get her to join the gang, so she almost told her the truth of the matter. She knew that Xiao Lian was simple on the outside, but after years of tempering, she had become extraordinary. Even if she concealed it a little, she would let her know.
She was suspicious, so she might as well confess completely. She spoke very clearly, describing her current situation and Empress Feng's publicity in detail.
Xiao Lian's hatred for Fang Fei was not inferior to Zhang Jieyu's at all. Especially the more favored she was by Emperor Qi, the more resentful she became. Even the eunuchs would be tempted by her beautiful face.
But why did His Majesty the Northern Emperor get tired of playing and drove him away without mercy?
Why should that damn fat ball be more charming than me? This is simply a huge humiliation to a peerless beauty. How can I endure such humiliation for the rest of my life?
She held the letter, stood up, and walked to the window. At this time, the sun shone in, but she couldn't feel the heat, because the water sprayed by the tall water dragon outside blocked the intensity of the sun. Under the sunlight,
The water mist emits colorful light, which is very charming.
The gauze on her body slowly fell to the ground, leaving only a body that was closed and shy, enjoying the natural and comfortable sun bath. The joy in her heart was simply indescribable.
The gauze on her body slowly fell to the ground, leaving only a body that was closed and shy, enjoying the natural and comfortable sun bath. The joy in her heart was simply indescribable.
He hated the woman to the core, and he had suffered from being unable to retaliate before; now, the opportunity has come! As long as he speaks, he will stab her severely.
According to Zhang Jieyu's plan, the inside should cooperate with the outside and attack from three sides. It would be seamless.
Empress Feng will definitely die.
The more she thought about it, the more excited she became. Her body could not help but tremble slightly, but it twisted gently according to the dance posture.
At this time, Emperor Qi had already opened his eyes.
He drank too much and looked around with drunken eyes, but he saw a slim and graceful figure standing by the window. From the jade-like fragrant shoulders, downwards, there was an unparalleled beautiful back line. The whole body was as exquisite as a piece of S.
A beautiful jade of a beautiful shape will be longer if it is increased by one point, and shorter if it is reduced by one point. It will be thinner if it is increased by one point, and it will be thinner if it is reduced by one point. Everything is just right.
In particular, the colorful light filled with water mist also projected on her body. Her smooth and white body was completely enveloped in light smoke. Even though she was used to seeing it, it seemed like she had discovered such beauty for the first time -
—Every time you look at it, there is something new and beautiful!
I really can't imagine that there is such a graceful body in this world.
A woman's form is so beautiful that it is unparalleled.
Even if all the beautiful jade in the world were put together, they would never be as good as her Chen Yu Luo Yan.
Emperor Qi could hardly move his body, but the people he spent day and night with could be so beautiful!
The saliva flowed down at some point and almost wet his dragon robe. He suddenly ran up, moved his fat body over, hugged Xiao Lian, and said incoherently: "My beloved concubine... my beloved concubine..."
Xiao Lian often suffered such sudden attacks and was used to it. She chuckled and said: "Your Majesty, are you awake? What do you want to eat? I will order the meal for you..."
"No, I'm not hungry. I'm full just by looking at you..."
"Your Majesty..." She muttered, thinking about the letter from Zhang Jieyu she had just read, and wondering how to speak to Emperor Qi. After all, sending troops was a big deal.
This will consume a lot of national treasury.
Although there is Zhang Jieyu's "fighting for beautiful etiquette and sacred beliefs," if there are no immediate and relevant interests, and the country is not an idiot, how can it be easily allowed to be a guardian of justice and morality?
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"My beloved concubine..."
"What are your orders, Your Majesty?"
"I suddenly thought of a new and fun thing..."
"What the hell?"
"My beloved concubine is so stunning and beautiful. I have never seen such a beautiful woman since I was a child. Not to mention Qi State, even the Northern and Southern Dynasties, there is absolutely no such beautiful woman. My beloved concubine's beauty is second to none in the world.
one……"
Xiao Lian deservedly accepted his praise, but smiled without saying a word.
"Such a beautiful beauty belongs to me and is left to me to enjoy alone. Sometimes I really can't hold it back..." It's like a person has tried every means to get a treasure. However, if this treasure is appreciated by one person, everyone in the world will be able to enjoy it.
If you don't know, it's also very disappointing. You have to be known to everyone in the world and envied by everyone in the world, in order to truly satisfy the vanity and show-off mentality.
"My dear concubine, I finally got you, but only I know your beauty. Isn't it a waste?"
Xiao Lian chuckled: "Your Majesty, this is the palace. If you are not satisfied, I can go out with you for a private visit incognito..."
"No, it's too unsafe to visit privately..." Emperor Qi was as timid as a mouse. When he was still a prince, when he was on a mission to the Northern Kingdom, he was attacked by bandits on his way back. Although he was completely unharmed, he still
I was so frightened that after returning to the palace, I never went out again.
"Your Majesty... This won't work, and that won't work either. How can it work?"
"I just hope that everyone in the world will know the beauty of my beloved concubine, so that everyone in the world will envy me. A few days ago, everyone said that King Qinghe took a beautiful concubine. When I took a look, that beautiful concubine was like a girl on fire when compared with my beloved concubine.
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It's so ridiculous that those princes, princes, and ministers are extremely envious of him..." He was so angry that he was jealous because the princes, princes, and ministers envied other people's beautiful concubines but did not envy his own.
"Your Majesty, that's because they haven't seen my concubine..."
"I just hope that they can all see my beloved concubine..." Emperor Qi had a sudden idea, embracing the stunningly beautiful and alluring body in his arms, and his brows were filled with joy: "My beloved concubine, I have thought of an interesting thing, which is definitely better than seeing them.
It’s more fun to grab the brocade…”
"What's a good game?"
Emperor Qi's eyes lit up. He used to be a stammering person, but now he was eloquent: "I have you, which is enough for everything. However, just like walking in brocade clothes at night, it is really a fly in the ointment. I thought of a wonderful idea,
Let everyone in the world know your beauty, let them all admit that you are the most beautiful woman in the world, and then envy me, be jealous of me, hahaha..."
She said angrily: "Your Majesty, what on earth did you have in mind?"
"Xiao Lian, every time I go to court in the future, you will come with me and just lie on the jade table for the ministers to visit..."
Xiao Lian was dumbfounded.
After a long while, with Emperor Qi's triumphant laughter, she asked cautiously: "Your Majesty, do you think this is it, wearing nothing?"
"Yes, yes, yes, don't wear anything, you must be naked like this. My beloved, you don't know how charming you will be... Hahaha, when those ministers see them, they will definitely bleed to death...
"A vivid picture suddenly appeared in front of his eyes: all the civil and military officials of the dynasty were staring at this beautiful body, with nosebleeds and saliva flowing... It was so fun to look like that.
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"Hahaha, that's it. My dear concubine, I have a wonderful idea. Every minister who comes to visit will have to pay thousands of gold. In this way, there will be an endless stream of people watching, and all the money collected will go into it.
Look at the imperial concubine’s private money,
How about that? To prevent those nasty censors from always complaining that I can spend money but not make money... Hahaha, in this world, is there any way to make money faster than this? It's more powerful than taxation, and it's paid in cash.
, and no credit..."
No matter how enthusiastic and unrestrained Xiao Lian was, she was stunned by the suggestion of this ridiculous decision.
"My beloved, what do you think?"
Emperor Qi was infinitely fascinated, and his blood boiled all over: "I have been really looking forward to that moment. All the ministers who envy King Qinghe will definitely be ashamed to death, and King Qinghe will be ashamed to death... My beloved, this is your glory, only
Only a beauty like you, the most beautiful person in the world, can have such a great honor. Think about it, what a thousand dollars would cost you..."
Is it really an honor for a woman, who is a concubine, to strip naked and let all the men in the world see her?
"Your Majesty... this..." Although Xiao Lian was born as a singer, she has been with Zhang Jieyu since she was a child. She was trained to know that every move, her body, her music and dance are all for men. Especially in the North Country.
It starts when
Trained strippers, Luojia was also brought to the banquet of the diplomatic missions from various countries to dance and entertain the distinguished guests. Although she was already half-naked at that time, after all, it was just a matter of smoke and mirrors, and she was not so naked.
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What kind of thing is it if you take off all your clothes and let men admire you while lying down?
After all, she was a woman, so she muttered for a moment: "Your Majesty, this is not good..."
"Not good? What's not good about it? My beloved concubine's figure was born to be admired. Haha..." The more Emperor Qi looked at it, the more he fell in love with it. The beauty in his arms was really beautiful from her hair to the tips of her toes.
Nothing is bad, nothing is bad.
"My dear concubine, I sometimes often think that it would be a waste of time for me to appreciate a beauty like you alone. I must share it with everyone so that everyone can witness this rare beauty..."
"Your Majesty, I don't want those stinky men to look at me..." Xiao Lian pouted, but she just refused.
"Baby, please promise me this time, I will do anything for you in the future..." Emperor Qi coaxed and deceived, "Xiao Lian, this is the first time I thought of such a fun scene, and I couldn't help but be so excited. Think about it.
, those ministers were drooling as they admired it, they could only watch from a distance and not play with it... Hahaha, their nosebleeds would all run out..."
This was how Luojia dealt with them in the beginning.
However, His Majesty the Northern Emperor used a purchased singer. At that time, Xiao Lian was still a low-level Hongxia pei, almost like a palace maid, and had no status.
The ancients practiced a strict system of monogamy and multiple concubines. Concubines were originally slaves, and their masters could give them away as gifts to relatives and friends. However, who could give his wife as a gift to his friends to share?
Xiao Lian still refused: "Your Majesty... this is too bad..."
Emperor Qi's face darkened: "My dear concubine, what's wrong with this? At that time, you were in the Northern Palace and you were dancing like that..."
Xiao Lian no longer dared to talk back. She was with you like a tiger. Emperor Qi had always favored her in every possible way because she never disobeyed him and always pleased him. No matter what despicable or cruel actions he made, he fully supported him.
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Now, for the first time, there was a warning in his words, because no matter how much the fat man stuttered, he was also his Majesty and no one was allowed to disobey him.
"My dear concubine, I finally came up with a fun idea, you can't refuse!"
This nineteen-year-old boy has lacked control since he was a child. After his father's death, he became even more unrestrained and acted arbitrarily. He was always ready with a hammer and would personally hammer to death anyone who dared to make suggestions.
Emperor Qi was very proud of himself and applauded his good idea: "My beloved concubine, if you agree to me, I will be obedient to you..."
Her eyes lit up: "Your Majesty, can I make a request?"
"Hahaha, tell me, my concubine wants the moon in the sky. I also asked the Ministry of Industry to make a ladder to the sky and pick it off for you."
Xiao Lian chuckled: "I don't want any moon, I just feel that the palace is too boring and I want to go out for a walk..."
"Okay, I feel bored too. It's not safe to go far away. Why don't we just walk outside the capital. Let's go out together some other day. It's a private visit incognito. Let's eat and have fun..."
"Your Majesty, what is there to do near the capital? Why not go a little further."
"But, it's not safe..."
"Your Majesty, there are millions of soldiers in Qi State. They are all His Majesty's slaves. When you go out, of course you have to bring a large army. This way, it is safe and majestic. How fun it is..."
Emperor Qi slapped his head and laughed loudly: "Yeah, why didn't I think of this? Okay, okay, I immediately called back General Gao Huan and asked him to accompany me. It is said that he fought in Qi State
The most amazing thing..."
Xiao Lian heard what he said, and it was exactly what he wanted. He tried it step by step, and every step went smoothly.
At this time, she said: "Your Majesty, we enjoy ourselves in the palace every day, and we should also make some achievements, like the ancestors of Qi State, achieve great achievements and unify the world."
"What fun is there in fighting? I don't want to fight."
Xiao Lian touched his fat cheek coquettishly and said softly: "Your Majesty, this is your fault. You are talented and smart. You see, since you came to the throne, the people of Qi have been peaceful and the world has been in great order. This has been the case since ancient times.
A wise king is not as wise as your Majesty. Now, what your Majesty lacks is a war! Your Majesty needs a war to enhance his reputation and let the world know the majesty of our Qi country and the majesty of your majesty..."
With a clever mouth, Xiao Lian praised Emperor Qi for being the first emperor in the world to be unparalleled in talent and strategy. How could he hear this with his soft ears? Xiao Lian acted according to the opportunity and poured a large glass next to him.
Putting the wine on his lips: "Your Majesty, the kings and generals I have seen are not as good as your Majesty in terms of intelligence or power. If they are good, your Majesty is certainly better..."
After three glasses of wine in a row, this nineteen-year-old ignorant boy became completely intoxicated and drunk, as if he had truly become an eternal wise king.
Xiao Lian observed his words and saw that he was completely moved, so he continued: "Now, there are so many coins in Qi's warehouse that they are rotting, and the grain is getting moldy. There are so many troops, and the country keeps them in vain, doing nothing. Hundreds of thousands of troops,
Even if a person spends 10 taels of silver a year, he still needs millions of silver for military expenses. Your Majesty, this account..."
The more Emperor Qi thought about it, the more his heart ached. He had spent such a large amount of money every year to support those tall and strong men. He really didn't know it, but he was shocked when he calculated it.
What a shame.
He quickly said: "My beloved concubine, I haven't thought of this yet. Yes, I can't keep them in vain."
"So, Your Majesty has to find something for them to do."
"What happened?"
"Of course it's a war! Think about it, hundreds of thousands of Qi's troops went out and won a great victory. How glorious would your Majesty's face be?"
"But..." Emperor Qi was still a little hesitant, "War is a big deal after all, not a trivial matter, no small lesson..."
Xiao Lian said angrily: "Your Majesty, what are you afraid of? You don't need to fight the war yourself. You only need to make decisions, and the generals will naturally lead them to the battle. And Your Majesty, you only need to wait for the victory in the palace.
, there is no danger at all..."
Emperor Qi's heart skipped a beat. Yes, it was a large army that was going to fight. What does it have to do with him?
"Your Majesty, think about it, we have enough food and grass. Besides, the country of Qi is vast and rich in resources and has sufficient taxes. There will be new food and grass replenished at any time. What are you afraid of? It's not just that we are victorious in every battle and can capture everything at our fingertips..."
"Yes, my concubine is right. But, who are we going to fight?"
Emperor Qi finally asked the key question. If there is food and grass and an army, the enemy must also have it, right?
Xiao Lian deliberately pretended to be deep in thought and thought for a while: "The Southern Dynasty doesn't have much dispute with us, so there's no point in fighting. Rouran is too far away. Xia Kingdom, Xiliang and the like are all frontier and poor places.
, it’s not interesting either; why not just attack the Northern Kingdom..."
"North?"
Emperor Qi exclaimed: "The emperor of the Northern Kingdom is known as the God of War! It's better not to mess with him..." He could still recall the former grace of His Majesty the Northern Emperor.
Xiao Lian saw this coward and was so frightened when she thought of His Majesty. He was really not a thing. Because of this, she hated Luo Jia even more.
"Your Majesty, you don't know something. Although the Northern Emperor is known as the God of War, he has been drinking too much in recent years. Moreover, it is said that he has offended the high priest of the temple..."
"My beloved concubine, what's going on? Please tell me more details."
Of course, Xiao Lian told a lot about Luo Jia's "scandal" with added fuel and jealousy. The more Emperor Qi listened, the more excited he became, and the more he listened, the more indignant he became: "There is such a shameless man in the world. If I go to attack him, it is simply...
To do justice for heaven..."
"That's right, your Majesty is nothing compared to Luo Jia. Luo Jia is just an old and useless piece of mud... He is old, already old, and he is definitely no match for Your Majesty..."
Of course Emperor Qi was very worried about Luo Jia. Now that he saw that this woman had become his own and was trampling on Luo Jia in every possible way, he was naturally very happy and immediately agreed: "Okay! I will follow my beloved concubine's wishes and recall the general from now on.
Gao Huan, prepare to attack the Northern Kingdom and have a showdown with the Northern Kingdom."
Xiao Lian couldn't help but clapped her hands and laughed: "Your Majesty is wise! Your Majesty is wise! As long as Luojia is eliminated, we will be able to unify the world. Such great achievements cannot be matched by our ancestors."
Emperor Qi was so complacent and triumphant, as if His Majesty the Northern Emperor had been knocked to the ground by him and even had one foot added to his body.
It's ridiculous that a major military and national event was decided hastily by these two extremely stupid men and women. From then on, the road of confrontation with the Northern Kingdom began.
On the second day, the palace of Qi State was in a state of shock.
He was supposed to go to court on the first day of the second half of the month, and there were still five days left. Emperor Qi couldn't bear it any longer. He felt itchy and unbearable. The more he thought about it, the more excited he became. In the middle of the night, he got up and asked his trusted eunuch to deliver the message: Your Majesty will go to court early.
For the first time, His Majesty went to court early, instead of once every half a month to once a day. The ministers all came excitedly, thinking, Could it be that His Majesty has enlightened himself?
The young emperor finally listened to the advice of the imperial censors and wanted to focus on government affairs?
Everyone knelt down and shouted long live the mountain.