Chapter 170: The Diary of the Old No Girl Picking Up Battle
The eyes of Wu Fei suddenly shone brightly, and he looked at Ruoshui with great gratitude and said: "Brother Shui, don't say anything anymore, good brother!"
"Who among our brothers is following whom?" Ruoshui patted Lao Wu on the shoulder and said, "Third Master, I am known as the unparalleled love saint. I once had a record of killing hundreds of people under my command. Now, although I wash my hands in a golden basin, cultivate myself and cultivate my character, I no longer mess around among flowers.
But since we are brothers in trouble, I have no choice but to go out again and accompany you to go out into the troubled waters."
"...Isn't it that exaggerated? Don't just brag. No man I know doesn't brag that he is a lover. As a result, most of them can't even find a girlfriend, and their legs tremble when they see a girl.
"Lao Wujian Ruoshui said it impassionedly, beating his chest like King Kong in love, and he suddenly became a little suspicious.
"Damn, your uncle actually doesn't believe me. Think about it, Mr. San and I already have a wife. Am I the kind of rookie you said who can only brag? If you don't believe me, go ask Tao Zi, ask.
Let’s not talk about whether my wife is on time or not. I don’t even have to go to work now, so I rely on my wife to work in the company. It’s not that I am very powerful. Can ordinary people enjoy this kind of treatment? Use your pig brain and think about it.
!”
"That's right, that's right, Boss Shui, what kind of person are you? Of course you are different from those guys." He quickly nodded in agreement. When Ruoshui said this, he felt that it was quite reasonable. At least this guy is a
The guy with a soon-to-be wife was completely different from the friends he knew who could only brag, so he didn't dare to express his doubts anymore, so he carefully flattered him a few more times, which made Shuishui's mood change.
A little better
"Well, seeing as how well-behaved you are, I don't care about what you said just now. How can I help you?"
"Well, I...I haven't decided whether I should tell this or not." Lao Wu was speechless when asked, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence, which made Ruoshui feel contempt for him, "Damn, I'm still a master, I
Look at Hina, you are Hina, weren't you very fierce when you PKed monsters, why have you turned into a quail now? Isn't it just a confession? Although it is more embarrassing for you to say that you like me first, but you like it but don't say it, isn't it even more embarrassing? "
"But I still don't know what I'm thinking! We've only known each other for less than a month." Although Lao Wu's words were a bit unreasonable, there was some truth in them. Ruoshui didn't argue with him, but touched his chin and said
: "There is some truth in what you say. Although there are still extreme cases of love at first sight in the world, I believe it has not happened to you yet. We have not known each other for a long time. Just in the past ten days,
It is more difficult to figure out one's own thoughts... However, when Huahua was surrounded by mermaids that day, I felt that something was wrong with Lao Wuyou. Later, when there was a storm and she was in danger, she would rush forward as soon as her brain got hot, tsk tsk,
According to my old man's experience over the years, if there is no special relationship between the two of you, it should be that you are sincere towards her, otherwise you wouldn't have become such a stupid person."
"Didn't I also save you? According to what you said, I am also interested in you?" He retorted with some hesitation.
"Damn, were you as impulsive as you were when you rescued me? At that time, you probably rushed in without thinking at all. Tell yourself, is there a difference?"
"This is true" is nothing more than a sudden realization.
"In other words, if the relationship between you and Lao Wu is not that between brother and sister, it should be an ordinary relationship between a man and a woman. I would like to ask my friend Wu Fei, do you choose A or B?"
"Damn, we didn't even know each other before that chance encounter in Jinling, how about the love between brother and sister?"
"Is that an ordinary relationship between a man and a woman? It's over now!" Ruoshui finished the case and patted his thigh, giving Lao Wu a very definite answer.
"Actually, that's what I'm thinking in my heart, but it's just that you said this, so I can be sure!" Lao Wu took Ruoshui's hand and said, "Good brother, you really know me better! Since that's the case,
Brother Shui, you must help me catch Huahua, I'm still young and have no experience, so it's all up to you, big brother!"
"Well, good brother, since you are really interested in Huahua, Third Master, I will risk my life. If my brother doesn't help, who can I help?"
He was so grateful that he almost shed tears, "Brother Shui, you are really interesting. How are you going to help me?"
"'Seventy-Two Changes in Picking Up Girls', 'Beautiful Women Need Bad Men', 'Aventure - A Man's Lifelong Desire', 'The Invincible Secrets of Picking Up Girls'..." Under such dull eyes, Ruoshui reported eloquently.
He wrote a long list of book titles, "These are all out-of-print masterpieces. Mr. San sees that you have a wonderful body and a prodigy in picking up girls. From now on, you will advocate for justice, safeguard world peace, and save the vast number of female compatriots in dire straits. These are glorious and arduous tasks."
The mission depends on you, so I will sell these treasures to you at a cheaper price, 10,000 taels per book. I will mail them to you offline in a moment. You should learn what I have done for a year and a half and disguise yourself like a prince charming.
Biology, then tell Huahua directly that you like her and it will be OK."
Just like that, he kicked Ruoshui off the ink painting bed while spraying blood, "Go away, I'm so blind that I would believe you, a bitch!"
If the water thief smiled and flew up from the other side with his sword, he pretended to be serious and said to Lao Wu: "You don't want these good things? Hey, young man, picking up girls is just like learning Taoism, you need to lay a good foundation.
Don’t be too high-minded.”
"Stop doing this with me, can you do something more practical?"
"Oh, I'm really in a hurry. Well, Third Master will give you some guidance." Ruoshuijian was almost done with teasing, so he calmed down and started to sincerely help Wu Fei in the great cause of love.
"Based on the current situation, the process of chasing Huahua is nothing more than the following possibilities. First, Huahua has a boyfriend, and the couple is in love. In this case, you have to fight for love, which is relatively difficult.
Task, even if I am helping you, with your IQ... Tsk, I won’t say anything. Second, Huahua doesn’t have a boyfriend, and you are just one of her many suitors. At this time, you have to rely on three
With my help, no matter what, I have to let you hook up together in order to show the strength of this great love saint, so if this is the case, you can rest assured, it will be taken care of by the third master. Third, Huahua has no
Boyfriend, although she has a suitor, she is also interested in you. As long as you strike while the iron is hot under the careful guidance of this great lover, you can capture Huahua's heart in one fell swoop and finally achieve a happy ending.
"
"Are there any other possibilities, such as the possibility that Huahua fell in love with me at first sight and eventually came to chase me?"
"Rookie, take a piss and show your virtue first! I am a great love saint who tells you very responsibly that in the world, except for some dinosaurs, this kind of thing like women chasing men only happens to those who can't even touch girls.
It only appears in plots where rookies who have never had sex write pornographic books. If you want to wait for a girl to take the initiative to chase you, you should be prepared to be a bachelor for the rest of your life!"
It's nothing more than that. Wei Weiruo said yes repeatedly, and then asked Ruoshui with a flattering smile: "The Saint of Love is the Saint of Love, and Niubi is Niubi! Then Brother Shui, what should I do next?"
With a very satisfied attitude, Ruoshui nodded approvingly and said: "You're lucky, according to my information from Third Master, Huahua doesn't have a boyfriend yet, so you can't do such a difficult thing as fighting for love."
There is no need to do it. Although the suitors in her school can line up from the door of the dormitory to the train station, in the game we can be regarded as first-come-first-served, so next you only need to follow the instructions of the love saint step by step and pursue her.
Getting to Huahua is a piece of cake!”
Lao Wu's saliva started to flow, "Then tell me, what should I do in the first step?"
"No need to ask, of course I want her to remember you first!"
"Wait a minute. I'll take a note and write it down first... Let her remember me first. No, Shuishui, we have known each other for a long time, and we are very familiar with her. She has remembered me for a long time."
"
"Why don't you say you are a chick? Remember, when I say this, I don't mean knowing each other, but trying to find a way to leave a deep impression on you in her mind. She can't just treat you as a friend, but let Huahua realize
Come on, you are a special person beside her, so you can occupy a more important position in her heart."
"Wow, it's really high, I'll write it down first..."
"Damn, let me look at the name of this book... Lao Wu's Diary of Picking Up Girls? Lao Wu, you disappoint me so much. You are so unprofessional!" Ruoshui said disdainfully, but still waited until Lao Wu finished remembering before asking him, "
I’ve told you the truth, what are you going to do next?”
"Well, this, are you the Love Sage, or is it better for you to give direct advice?"
"Well, most girls like boyfriends who have a sense of security. I don't know about reality, but in the game you are invincible. I think you should start from this point and show your manliness in front of Huahua.
, let her know how safe she feels being with you."
However, at this time, he had already obeyed Ruoshuiyan, so the two of them discussed it for a while, and plan A was successfully formulated.
It was afternoon in a blink of an eye. Ruoshui asked Lao Wu to get ready in the sky, and then ran back to the boat to chat with three little girls.
Taozi didn't realize that Ruoshui had ulterior motives. Seeing that he was talking to the three of them intentionally or unintentionally, even though he was almost murderous, he didn't want to go back to his job, so he asked strangely: "Brother,
You’re so free, don’t you need to be a scout?”
Ruoshui smiled deliberately and said loudly: "It doesn't matter, Lao Wu is still watching from above. I don't need to tell you how powerful that guy is. With him here, you are very safe."
Everyone thought, yes, everyone has seen Lao Wu's skills. His sword energy skills are really shocking to all ghosts and gods. Killing monsters after reaching more than 20 levels is just like playing, so they all feel relieved, and Mandrill wants to
Xue then retracted her murderous gaze and continued to study how to deal with the problem of the increasingly dilapidated boat.
Ruoshui was secretly happy in his heart. Judging from the reactions of everyone, especially the three little girls, he was nothing more than a reliable person and a person who made people feel safe. This image has probably been deeply rooted in people's hearts. As long as Lao Wu doesn't act according to the plan in the future
, to show a little bit of his superhuman strength, Plan A will definitely succeed.
Just as he was thinking about it, Huahua suddenly pointed his finger and said to Ruoshui: "Brother, look, Lao Wu Yujian rushed out. Did he see any dangerous monster?"
"It's all a fuss, what's so strange about this?" Ruoshui pretended not to care, but in fact he was bursting with laughter. Lao Wu is such a teachable child, and if he acts now, he can just respond to what he just said.
The timing is just right, not bad
"Hey, why didn't Lao Wu attract the monster this time, but killed him directly? Should we go over and help him!" Xiao Xiaoran also looked over after hearing this, and Ruoshui replied: "This is not surprising, even if
They are level 100 monsters. Lao Wu can handle them all by himself. I don’t think he needs help. Although the monsters here are difficult to deal with, Lao Wu is not an energy-saving lamp. I think he can handle them by himself.
"
"So that's it!" Taozi grabbed the two sisters, stopping them from rushing out to help, and said leisurely: "Well, you said it makes sense, but the boss is really awesome, level 110
You can kill a group of all kinds of sea dragons at once, it’s awesome, it’s awesome!”
"That's that, that's right, Lao Wu is very powerful, very reassuring... What! A 110th level Hunhai Jiao?" Ruoshui jumped up mid-sentence, looked up, and saw that he was very far ahead.
In the sea, what was entangled with Lao Wu's infinite sword energy were not just forty or fifty level 110 Hunhai Jiao. From the looks of it, Lao Wu's sword energy had been trapped by the elixir energy emitted by the Hunhai Jiao.
Well, if no one goes to save him, the chance that Lao Wu Zhuangli will be there is definitely greater than a thousand percent.
"Damn, this idiot, ask him to pick a smaller group of monsters and kill them to show his strength, but a pig head actually messes with an old monster of more than 100 levels!" Ruoshui scolded the old idiot in his heart while saying three words:
Amidst the laughter of the woman, she hurriedly flew over to rescue him. With the combined efforts of the two of them, Lao Wu was able to escape from the energy of the sea dragon pill. Now they did not dare to play any more tricks. The two of them followed the previous method and lured the sea dragon away.
When they reached a very far place, they sped up and fled back.
On the way back, Ruoshui couldn't stop scolding him, and Lao Wu said innocently: "I am also trying to cooperate with you. Besides, what I identified is a young dragon with a level of only eighty. I thought those were eight."
It’s a level 10 monster, so I rushed forward..."
Hey, beauty can mislead people, but the ancients will not deceive me.
No matter what the reason is, Plan A is a complete failure anyway. As for the feeling in everyone's heart, I am afraid that the words "reliable" and "safe" cannot be associated with nothing more than that for the time being. Instead, it is easier to use the words "fool, idiot" and "brainless".
There is a certain association with the ID that is nothing more than this.
Regarding Plan A, Lao Wu’s combat diary for picking up girls wrote: Due to the incompetence of such comrades, the operational plan to demonstrate a sense of security failed, which may have alerted the enemy and left a very bad impact.
Achievements: I left a deep impression on the little girl, which can be regarded as completing the task.
Looking to the future: Plan A fails, we still have plan B
"Girls, especially female college students, because they are surrounded by young sour plums every day, they prefer mature and considerate men. Therefore, I suggest you find a solution in the second step.
Show your mature charm, don't laugh and laugh all day long, that will only make people feel like a child who has not grown up." Shui Daqingsheng said this, but naturally this rookie can only nod.
"But I'm really not that old. I can't show off my mature demeanor even if I want to!"
"It doesn't matter, follow my plan B, but this plan takes a bit long, don't worry!"
Wu Fei nodded in agreement, so in the next few days, every time Lao Wu got along with everyone, he would sit on the edge with a smile, looking at everyone with a kind of tenderness and care like looking at his own children,
No matter how others joked about it, they remained calm. When Tao Zi opened her mouth as usual and wanted to get some benefits from Ruoshui, Lao Wu always smiled tolerantly and rushed to give the three of them the good things he had collected.
, never care
After a few days like this, Tao Zi and the other three finally found an opportunity when Lao Wu was around. Tao Zi secretly asked Ruoshui: "Brother, it's just like that. Have you been stimulated by anything these past few days, such as falling out of love or something like that?"
Why is he developing towards Alzheimer's disease? Look at his glazed eyes, which makes him drool." The other two little girls nodded wildly.
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Diary of Lao Wu's battle to pick up girls: Due to the poor acting skills of such a gay man, the project of creating the image of a mature man failed, and the enemy therefore classified Lao Wu into the category of Alzheimer's disease. It can be said to be a failure among failures.
