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3. Under the King of the Mountain in the city in the 1990s

Jiang Menshen is such a person, he is more stubborn than a donkey, and he can do anything after being provoked by others. His character is extremely suitable for the debt collection industry. Many years later, someone commented: Zhang Yue is really discerning, and he has the whole country and even the world.

There is no better debt collection talent than Jiang Menshen.

What Er Gou wants to say is that there may be a better debt collection talent than Jiang Menshen, and that is Lao Wu. Unfortunately, Lao Wu and Zhang Yue and others are not in the same camp. He was once a general under Li Lao Guangzi.

"How old is your friend Jiang Menshen this year?" Little Beijing couldn't wait to ask. Although Little Beijing is particularly gossipy, he asked a question that everyone wanted to ask. Although everyone knows Jiang Menshen, no one really knows about him.

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"27" Zhang Yue replied smoothly. He was wondering why Little Beijing asked about Jiang Menshen's age.

"Oh" everyone replied thoughtfully in unison. Everyone was doing calculations at this time. Jiang Menshen is only 27 years old this year. He was only 23 when he was released from prison four years ago. How can he say that he has to start in three years? In other words, he

I had an affair with a woman in her 50s when she was less than 20 years old, and now that woman is at least almost 60 years old. Everyone is getting more and more collapsed the more they think about it.

"Why are you asking this?" Zhang Yue took a sip of wine and asked, "Oh, oh, it's nothing." Little Beijing quickly replied.

Indeed, as far as Ergou knows, Jiang Menshen is indeed extraordinary. Not only does he have a strong taste in sexual orientation, but he is also extremely unique in other aspects. There is an old Chinese saying that "If you don't hit the south wall, you won't look back." Jiang Menshen is

It means "Don't look back even if you hit the wall". Even if you hit the wall with blood, you will continue to hit it. His nickname came from the purchase of New Year paintings before the Spring Festival one year. In the early 1990s, our city

There are not many modern communities in China. Most of the houses are large tile-roofed houses with pointed ridges and a yard. Typical Northeastern houses usually had two door gods "Qin Qiong and Jing De" posted on their doors at that time. Of course, now there are New Year pictures of door gods.

I haven’t seen him for many years. The day before the Spring Festival, Jiang Menshen went to Xinhua Bookstore to buy the door-god New Year pictures. When he went with a few friends, all the door-gods were sold out.

"Girl, is it true that the doorkeeper from Qin Qiong and Yuchi Jingde is gone?" Jiang doorkeeper was very depressed. "It's gone." At that time, only Xinhua Bookstore sold New Year paintings.

"Then what's going on? How can I fix it if my family doesn't have a doorkeeper during the Chinese New Year?" Jiang Menshen was worried. "Brother, your family still needs to buy a doorkeeper?" The little girl looked at Jiang Menshen with a smile and said, "Why don't you need to pinch it?"

"Brother, I think you look a lot like Yuchi Jingde in The Doorkeeper. Take a picture of yourself and stick it on the door. What ghost dares to enter your house?" the little girl covered her mouth and said with a smile.

The door god does look somewhat similar to Yuchi Jingde

"Oh my God, sister, you are so right, why did I forget to squeeze it?" Jiang Menka was happy, and he also knew that this little girl was joking with him.

"Old Jiang, do you really dare to post your own photo as a doorkeeper?" After coming out of the bookstore, Jiang's doorkeeper's friend asked, "Holy shit! Why are you so afraid?" Jiang doorkeeper was actually joking with the little girl just now.

He didn't really want to put a photo on his door, but he is most afraid of being provoked by others. Once provoked, he can do anything.

"Erbai?" Erbai is a Northeastern dialect. It means: Really? If you lie to me, you will be my son.

"Erbai!" Jiang Menshen replied firmly. Erbai's declarative sentence means: If I lie to you, I will be your son.

It was definitely too late to take a selfie. At that time, we didn’t have the advanced tools like Edison Chen. The photos were all on film and had to be developed, so we could only find old photos. It is said that that night, Jiang Menshen rummaged through boxes and cabinets to find photos. After searching for them, he found him.

Five years of primary school on my own

It was a photo of Jiang Menshen wearing a red scarf and having a runny nose. After finding it, Jiang Menshen felt like he had found a treasure. He wrote two big characters "Menshen" on the photo with a pen, and then he really

I used transparent tape to stick it on the big iron door of my house!

His self-made door god photos were posted from the first day of the Lunar New Year to the fifteenth day of the first lunar month. All the passers-by who passed by his house were impressed, marveled, and went crazy. Some good-hearted people took a half-hour bicycle ride to come here after hearing about it.

Admire this unique and out-of-print door god in the world and take photos in front of his house. Later, Zhang Yue heard about this.

I felt that I couldn't afford to be embarrassed by him, so I went to his house on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month and pulled down his photo. Otherwise, the photo might have been stuck for a year! Regardless of whether Jiang Menshen's move was embarrassing or not, it did make him famous in one fell swoop.

From then on, the nickname Jiang Menshen came into being. In the 1990s, it can be said that everyone in our city knew and knew about it.

With popularity comes popularity, regardless of how popularity is created. The more vulgar things are, the easier it is to become famous, and the more youthful and snowy things are, the more highbrow and lowbrow things are. Anyway, vulgar things have been popular in China since the 1990s, and we don’t know the culture of the past thousands of years.

Where have they all gone? For example, Sister Furong is a typical representative. Jiang Menshen is the male Sister Furong in our city in the 1990s.

The sexual version of Ergou also wants to be famous. Although Ergou’s IQ is not 146, what he writes may be as good as that of Little Goddess, but why hasn’t he become famous yet? Maybe it’s because Little Goddess took a bikini photo, and Ergou

I haven’t taken one yet, so Ergou decided to take a set of bikini photos when the second part is over and post them on Tianya Real Me! Ergou risked his life to become famous! Thank you!

Ergou also heard about another violent incident of Jiang Menshen, that is, the dispute between two stubborn donkeys between him and a driver who was riding a "board". Later, someone found out that the master who was riding a "board" that day was

At that time, Lao Wu, the general under Li Laogangzi, was a stubborn donkey who had changed his mind. "Stern" seems to be a Northeastern specialty, that is, a three-wheeled rickshaw, which is popular in our city.

In the early 1900s, they were all over the streets, and usually the "simple" ones would pick up some customers from a distance of 1-3 kilometers. The starting fee was two yuan, and the further journey was three yuan. In the early morning of a hot summer day in 1992, Jiang Menshen

The two stubborn donkeys, Lao Wu and Lao Wu, met each other. It is said that Zhang Yue had something serious to do with Jiang Menshen that day. When Jiang Menshen had already reached the door of Zhang Yue's house, Lao Wu came up from behind while pedaling his "board".

"Brother, where are you going? Can you take a bus?" Lao Wu asked. In the early 1990s, tricycle drivers in our city were like this. They would talk to pedestrians on the road and solicit business.

"Sit, but your car won't work where I want to go." Jiang Menshen didn't even turn around and said casually. That's what gangsters were like in the early 1990s. They would just make fun on the street no matter what. Jiang Menshen loved to do this even more.

"Brother, why can't my car work? Just say, no matter where you go, I will definitely drive it for you!" After all, Lao Wu was once a man in the world and couldn't stand Jiang Menshen's tone.

"I'm going to zj county." Jiang Menshen said with a bad smile. Jiang Menshen was deliberately teasing people. Zj County is a county under our city. It is 80 kilometers away from our city. In those days, it took two hours by bus.

, no one would take a three-wheeled rickshaw to go that far even if they were crazy.

"Get in the car!!" Lao Wu stopped the car. He knew that Jiang Menshen was deliberately teasing him to play with Lao Wu's stubborn temper.

"What?" Jiang Menshen was stunned. He really didn't expect that Lao Wu would really drag him there.

"Get in the car! Isn't it ZJ County? I'll take you there! What a big deal!" Lao Wu's stubborn temper is not much worse than Jiang Menshen's.

"Holy shit, you're so awesome, just get on the bus! You sent me to ZJ County, I'll give you 100 yuan, but if you can't deliver it, you pay me 100 yuan!" Jiang Menshen really didn't believe that Lao Wu could really do it.

Riding a tricycle to drive him to ZJ County

"Stop inking and get in the car!" Lao Wu was very angry. "Just get in!" Jiang Menshen was most afraid of being provoked by others. When Lao Wu was provoked, he had already forgotten that Zhang Yue had trouble with him.

A spectacular scene occurred one morning in the summer of 1992 in our city. A three-wheeled rickshaw driving out of the city slowly drove toward ZJ County along the national highway. Sitting in the tricycle was an unshaven man.

Although the tough guy who was pedaling on the "board" was out of breath from exhaustion, he still had an expression of dissatisfaction on his face. Although the pedaling became more and more strenuous, he never rested for a moment.

In this way, this human-powered tricycle pedaled from early morning to morning, from morning to noon, from noon to afternoon, from afternoon to dusk, and finally reached ZJ County at 8:00 pm! It is said that at that time, Lao Wu

Jiang Menshen, who was almost exhausted, regretted very much why he didn't say he was going to Shenyang or Changchun, but said he was going to ZJ County. 80 kilometers was indeed a bit too close, but fortunately, Jiang Menshen was smarter and had an idea.

"100 yuan, take it. I want to go back to the city now. Can you still send me back?" Jiang Menshen said, "What?" Lao Wu was so tired that he couldn't get over it.

"Go back to the city! You send me back and I'll give you 200. If you can't send me back, you can give me 200, okay?" Although Jiang Menshen was defeated in the first battle, he still wanted to scare Lao Wu and save his life.

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"Get in the car!" The unruly Lao Wu said these two short and powerful words again

After the rickshaw stopped in Zj County for less than 20 minutes, it returned to the city. At noon the next day, Lao Wu sent Jiang Menshen to the place where he got on the bus yesterday morning. It is said that Lao Wu at this time lay down after stopping.

He got on the handlebar and vomited acidic water all over the floor.

"You are so fucking strong! Take 200 yuan!" Jiang Menshen is willing to admit defeat and sincerely admires the stubborn donkey.

"..." Lao Wu, who had no energy to speak, took the 200 yuan.

"Brother, I still want to go to Guangzhou, can you go?" Jiang Menshen also joked.

"Get in the car!" Lao Wu, who was lying on the handlebar, replied feebly.

"I'll go there in a few days, and I'll contact you then!" Jiang Menshen was scared to death. Yesterday Zhang Yue asked him to do something, but he hadn't done it yet. He had to be scolded and he knew it. Lao Wu really dared to go to Guangzhou.

This may be the only time that the stubborn Jiang Menshen admits that there is someone better than him. It is said that Lao Wu saw Jiang Menshen several times later on the street riding a "board". Every time he saw Jiang Menshen, he never forgot to tease him a few times.

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"Brother, when are you going to Guangzhou!" Lao Wu always had a bad smile on his face. "In a few days!" When Jiang Menshen saw Lao Wu, he lowered his head and left quickly. "Are you still going to ZJ County?" Lao Wu said.

Wu Huan caught up with him and asked, "I'm not going for the time being." When Jiang Menshen saw Lao Wu, he became dejected, "Don't forget to contact brother Ang when you go!" Lao Wu pedaled away proudly, like a victor.

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