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Twenty-four, fossil-grade limited edition old bastard

"Do you still dare to continue to do it?" Dongbo said provocatively

"Just" Jiang Menshen has never been convinced by anyone except Lao Wu in his life. He reached out and took a bottle of white wine from behind him.

"Pour wine!" Dongbo said that Dongbo's cup was at least half a pound, and it didn't look very good after drinking it.

"Don't drink like this, you two can't drink to death!" Someone advised Jiang Menshen and Dongbo to death!"

"It's okay," said Jiang Menshen

"Eat two bites of food and drink wine." Someone advised them again. "Yeah, I won't eat it." Dongbo said indescribably that Dongbo's beliefs are very pious. Even if it is vegetarian, he will not move his chopsticks.

"Then I won't eat it anymore," Jiang Menshen said, "Come on, keep doing it!" After drinking the first bottle of wine for about five minutes, Jiang Menshen's alcohol was a little bit over.

"Bang" the wine bottle and the wine glass collided heavily again.

Dongbo raised his neck and poured wine, and drank more than half a pound of white wine again.

It was obviously a bit troublesome when Jiang Menshen drank the second bottle. He had not even been able to drink half of it yet, but the stubborn Jiang Menshen's mouth still did not leave the bottle.

"Are you okay?" Dongbo asked with a wicked smile and heard Dongbo's words. Jiang Menshen raised his neck and frowned, and drank the remaining half bottle of white wine in one sip!

"Eat a few bites of food and drink." The people at the same table had never seen such a person who was fighting for wine, so they came to persuade him.

"No eating" Jiang Menshen coughed a few times and waved his hand

As long as you are a normal person, no matter how much alcohol is and how good your health is, you must drink too much of two pounds of white wine. It is not only Jiang Menshen, but Dongbo's more than one pound of white wine is enough.

"Are you still doing it?" After resting for about 7-8 minutes, Dongbo asked again.

"Pretty!" Jiang Menshen, with red eyes, turned around and took the wine.

At this time, everyone heard a "boom". Jiang Menshen slid down the chair and slid under the table. Then, Jiang Menshen, who fell on his back, spat again, and was completely drunk.

A few minutes later, Jiang Menshen was carried out of Zhang Yue's wedding in the hotel. Jiang Menshen only attended for more than twenty minutes.

Jiang Menshen was taken away, and Dongbo was even more proud.

"Come on, is there anyone else to drink?" Dongbo was already half drunk and gasped, and asked again, "..." No one answered that the person at the deskmate looked at Dongbo's attitude, who would be willing to mess with him?

After a while, Dongbo turned his head and saw Xiaomei sitting behind him at the table.

"Girl, they don't dare to drink with me anymore. Let's have some drinks?" Dongbo pulled Xiaomei's arm with the help of alcohol.

"Haha, drink with me, are you worthy?" Xiaomei didn't know who Dongbo was. She thought she was a drunk gangster at first sight and didn't take it seriously at all.

"Yeah, let's mate"

"You go mating yourself, haha" Xiaomei still smiled, and she was not cold or hot.

"I'm going to mate with you." Dongbo said with a smile, "Go cool down while you're here." Xiaomei hit Dongbo's hand holding his arm

"Hey, you're still hitting me?" Dongbo became angry and became angry.

"Brother, you're drunk too much!" said a man next to Xiaomei.

Dongbo narrowed his drunken eyes and looked at the person talking. Dongbo saw a man with both hands huddled in his sleeves looking at him expressionlessly. Just looking at this calm temperament, Dongbo was drunk.

You can also feel that the other person is definitely not an ordinary gangster

The person who was talking was Fugui. Although Fugui had never spoken to Xiaomei, he remembered the sentence Zhao Hongbing told him when he asked Xiaomei to sit next to him: "This is Zhang Yue's friend, take care of him."

With this sentence, Fugui has to take care of Xiaomei

"Nonsense, do you think I'm drunk too much?" Dongbo shouted at the top of his throat, attracting the attention of many people.

Afterwards, everyone said that although Dongbo was a desperate man, he had the courage to come to Zhang Yue’s wedding to make a name for himself, but he definitely didn’t have the courage to fight at Zhang Yue’s wedding. He dared to cause trouble that day, which was exactly the two big guys just now.

Ergou, who gave a glass of white wine, remembered a joke that Ding Xiaohu told Ergou many years ago: a Frenchman, a Russian, and a Chinese, three people were drinking together, and they brag when they were almost the same.

The wine in our country is great, then everyone said: Since we all say that the wine in our country is great, then we will compare! Everyone agreed and caught three rats. The French first fed the first rat with a glass of red wine.

After seeing the mouse drinking this glass of red wine, he walked a few steps under the piano, and then fell asleep sweetly. The French were very proud: "Look at the wine of our country,

How lang, after drinking the mouse, you know you're sleeping under the piano. The Russians were dissatisfied and poured a glass of vodka for the second mouse. I saw that the mouse fell to the ground on the spot after drinking the vodka. After falling asleep, the Russians even fell into a coma.

Quest: "Look at how strong the wine in our country is!" The Chinese smiled, poured a glass of Erguotou for the third mouse to drink. The mouse left the wine glass and ran towards the door after a few sips.

Foreign French and Russians began to mock the Chinese: "Is the wine in your country called wine? The mice don't even drink it, and they can run away after they finish drinking!" The Chinese smiled and said, "Wait and see!"

At this time, the three people heard the door "bang" and were kicked open by the mouse that ran out just now. The mouse was still holding two bricks and shouting: "My grass, your mother, where is the cat?! I don't want to

Kill it!”

A kitten, what's scary? A mouse is afraid of a cat. That's a rumor. To strengthen the rat's courage and overthrow the cat

That's it. Dongbo, who had drunk too much, had completely forgotten who Zhang Yue was.

"Brother, you're really drunk." Fugui repeated the sentence with a blank expression on his face.


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