"Oh, yes! But, honey, can you explain to mommy, if there wasn't a burglar in the house, why are there two extra pieces of men's clothes on the sofa?!" Attention, Tian Tian
The central idea of the sentence "sweet" lies in two words - man!
Yes, why? She just went upstairs to video chat with Jimo'er for a while, why would two more men's clothes appear inexplicably at Maoxian's house?! In other words, even if she is a bit of an idiot sometimes, she is not an idiot.
Mistaking an adult man's shirt and suit for his baby son's clothes!! That would be ridiculous!
"Mommy, it's Uncle Shao who has come back from South Africa." Baby Tian Di said with a dark look on his face: "It seems that Uncle Shao rushed here as soon as he got off the plane. He was soaked by the rain along the way."
"Brother Shao? Are you back? From South Africa?" Tian Tiantian was overstimulated, and she started to speak in three-letter words, not to mention how cute she was.
"Yes, Uncle Shao said that the rain was too heavy and he wanted to take a bath here before going home. He asked me to tell mommy when I see her." Although Baby Tian Di was already so depressed that he almost collapsed, he still felt so worried about this.
Tian Tiantian, when he should pretend to be good, he still has to pretend to be good, and when he should act cute, he still has to be cute, so he smiles sweeter and sweeter
It’s just that Tian Tiantian’s heart has been completely confused by hearing that Shao Yuan was taking a bath! Tian Tiantian’s heart has already exploded. Going to take a bath? Tian Tiantian blushed suspiciously, took a bath, took a bath, took off his clothes, took off his clothes**
!**!!**!!!Brother Shao, now&...are you just washing yourself in her bathroom?
Naked, taking a shower... Shower gel hit Brother Shao's body... Water droplets splashed on Brother Shao's body...
Suddenly, Tian Tiantian felt something itchy in her nose, as if something was about to spurt out. Tian Tiantian felt that her heart had been poked hard, and a string called reason broke with a bang.
[Angel Tian Tiantian] Oh my God! Tian Tiantian! You have to control! You are a principled and temperamental woman, and you can’t think about things that you have and don’t have! That is not in line with your temperament! Tian Tiantian! Control! Control!
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[Devil Tian Tiantian] She can’t control herself! That person is Shao Yuan, Shao Yuan! Shao Yuan is taking a bath in her bathroom now. How can she control this? Can she control it?!
[Angel Tian Tiantian] Even if that person is Shao Yuan, you can't have such dirty and dirty thoughts! As you said, the person in the bathroom is Brother Shao! How can you rape Brother Shao! You put
What do you think of Brother Shao? Is he a casual man? Tian Tiantian, you are so shameful, you actually think of Brother Shao like that!
[Devil Tian Tiantian] What's going on? She and Brother Shao are an upright and legitimate couple! What's wrong with just a little sexual intercourse between lovers?! By the way, Brother Shao is also a normal man.
Then it’s normal to order something!
An angel Tian Tiantian and a demon Tian Tiantian are engaged in a battle. In the end, the angel Tian Tiantian has a slight upper hand.
Yes, she can't be too obvious! That might scare Brother Shao away. She doesn't want Brother Shao to misunderstand that she is a very casual girl.
A natural battle was going on in Tian Tiantian's heart. When baby Tian Di saw his mother's idiotic appearance, he knew that his mother must have been distracted again, so he helplessly taught: "Mommy, mommy? Hello.
, Mommy!" Tian Di tilted his head and looked helplessly at his mommy
"Huh? Baby, did you call me mommy just now?" Tian Tiantian's rationality was pulled back. As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw her precious son looking at her with big eyes.
, Immediately, Tian Tiantian's nosebleed, which she almost spurted out because of Shao Yuan, but was forced to hold back, couldn't help but spurt out because she saw Tian Di's adorable baby.
"Mommy, your nose is bleeding... Uh, Mommy, are you okay?" Baby Tian Di has a black line all over his head. What kind of mommy is she? She actually has a nosebleed just because she looks at her son... Oh my god.
Now, after all, he has a mommy who is so idiotic and weird!!
"It's okay, baby, mommy just loves you so much." Tian Tiantian looked at Tian Di sillyly and took a tissue to wipe her own blood. She felt very happy, not to mention how happy she was.
Hey, don’t tell me, my precious son is really handsome! Those small eyes, small nose, small brows, small chin, small lips, hehe, no matter how you look at him, he looks so good!
"Mommy, you have to be careful next time," Baby Tian Di warned expressionlessly. If his mommy gets nosebleeds just a few more times just because she looks at him, will she die from excessive bleeding? Uh...still.
What a domineering way to die, hahahaha... Baby Tian Di laughed unconsciously.
"Baby, can you let mommy give me a kiss?" Before baby Tian Di could answer, Tian Tiantian had already acted on her own initiative and pretended that baby Tian Di had agreed.
Tian Tiantian, whose face was so cute that her precious son was so adorable, couldn't bear it any longer. She held her precious little face and kissed her hard.
"Mommy, are you looking for death?" Baby Tian Di's little face immediately became disgusting. He narrowed his eyes and glanced unhappily at his mommy, Tian Tiantian, who had stolen his tofu.
"Uh...it's okay. Baby, be good. Go back to the house and play. When you get hungry, tell Mommy!~~ What, Mommy's pot is still simmering with soup, so I won't chat with you baby.
Ha~~~Haha..." Tian Tiantian couldn't help but laugh dryly, and then ran away with her head in her arms under Baby Tian Di's vague smile.
Wow, it's really embarrassing for her to be treated like her mother!
"Forget it this time, I will show you a good look next time." Baby Tian Di looked at his idiot mommy with black lines on his face. Please, Miss Tian Tiantian, you are my mommy! Do you want to show off?
With such a pitiful expression? I really don’t know who is the parent and who is the child!
"Baby, you are so good, Mommy loves you so much! Go to your room and sleep!!~~"
"Well" sometimes, Baby Tian Di still gives Tian Tiantian face. For example, now, he has given Tian Tiantian enough face to let Tian Tiantian get over the addiction of being a mother. Baby Tian Di is obedient.
He walked back to his room, and then silently wiped Tian Tiantian's saliva on his face where Tian Tiantian couldn't see it. Damn mommy! She actually got saliva all over his face. It's so sustainable!
Baby Tian Di stepped on heavy steps and answered the question of Baby Loper who was waiting for him.
"Tiantian, can you do me a favor?" Tian Tiantian, who was doing some mental construction for herself, almost spat out a mouthful of blood when she heard Shao Yuan's voice coming from the bathroom.
"W-what...?"
"Um, I forgot to take the bath towel. Can you help me get the bath towel?" No bath towel?! Tian Tiantian groaned and didn't take the bath towel. Brother Shao, are you sure you didn't do it on purpose? Deliberately seduced her, seduced her.
criminal?!
"Okay, okay, okay, okay..." Tian Tiantian replied weakly and grabbed the bath towel hanging outside the bathroom. Tian Tiantian's hands couldn't help shaking, and her whole person was in a state of mess in the wind.
Uh, Tian Tiantian, come on, relax, what's the big deal? Isn't it just that Brother Shao was taking a shower without any clothes on, and then he forgot to bring a bath towel and asked you to help pass it on, what's the big deal?!
Obviously, there is nothing! So - Tian Tiantian, you must hold it back, hold it back! If you hold it back, you will be the big winner!! Tian Tiantian! Come on!! You must not be fooled by Big Brother
Bewitched by beauty! Otherwise, you will lose your life! You have to remember that you have a son and you are someone’s mother. You can’t be so yyy! Also, the baby is upstairs
, do you want your baby to think you are a casual woman?
The previous persuasion was so feeble, but when she thought of her baby, Tian Tiantian completely calmed down her mind. At least she no longer blushed and her heart beat and she almost couldn't breathe.
"Tiantian?" Shao Yuan stared in the bathroom for a long time but saw no movement, so he shouted softly again, but still no one answered.
Shao Yuan scratched his head and was a little puzzled. He had clearly heard Tiantian talking to himself just now. Why was it so quiet now? Really... Shao Yuan smiled bitterly. He actually forgot to bring a bath towel before entering the bathroom.
What should we do now?
"Tiantian, Tiantian, Tiantian?" Shao Yuan sighed and raised the decibels a lot. He said: "Tiantian, can you hear Brother Shao? Tiantian, if you don't answer, then Shao
Brother just thought you were going back to the bedroom to sleep, then Brother Shao came out, you were not outside? Oh my God, forgetting to bring a bath towel is really troublesome..." Finally, Shao Yuan complained softly.
Poof... Tian Tiantian's brain has completely shut down, and he can't restart it! Brother Shao, you are naked... and you are about to cum out...
Uh? What?! Brother Shao is coming out of the bathroom naked?! Brother Shao is coming out of the bathroom naked?!
However, Tian Tiantian had no chance to say this. Shao Yuan thought Tian Tiantian was shy, so he ran to the bedroom on the second floor early, so he didn't think much about it. He was tired after flying for more than ten hours.
My bones are falling apart. Now I just want to take a shower, change into clean clothes, go to bed and have a good sleep!
Tired, Shao Yuan really didn't have the patience to make sure there was no one outside. Originally, there were only two people in this villa, Tian Di baby and Tian Tiantian. It didn't matter that Tian Di baby was a boy, but if Tian Tiantian said it, Shao Yuan thought that he
After calling so many times, if Tian Tiantian is really outside the door, he will definitely answer. Since there is no answer, it means that there is no one outside! However, I did not expect...