My parents taught me when I was a kid that when I grow up, I shouldn’t lie to others, otherwise God won’t spare you and I’ll be easily struck by lightning. But today, I don’t know which nerve the old magician had miswired, and Da Dezi and Da Dezi were...
Han Rufeng went out to set up a stall to tell people's fortunes. Han Rufeng made a mistake in his heart. Telling people's fortunes is a leak. No matter whether your calculation is accurate or not, as long as you tell people's fortunes, it is a leak.
Han Rufeng secretly complained in his heart, this is really killing people, it's not enough if they don't go, it's not enough if they go and talk nonsense, how can this be done?
At this time, Dadezi was already ready to go. He saw Dadezi holding a bag diagonally across his shoulders. He didn’t know what the bulging stuff in it was. He was also carrying a folding table in his hand. He stood at the door and shouted: Junior brother, let’s go.
Han Rufeng looked at Da Dezi and sighed and had to follow him. It seemed that he had lived to the end.
At the entrance of a certain shopping mall, Dadezi put up the table and took out the things in his bag. The first thing he saw was a piece of red cloth with Chinese characters written on it, "Ma Yi's appearance, Bai Shu Bai Ling," and
In the middle is a Bagua pattern. After spreading the red cloth on the table, he took out an old book "Ma Yi Shen Xiang", which he probably bought from a street stall.
Han Rufeng wanted to strangle Dadezi to death at this moment. Why don't you tell your fortune? You have to put it in such a conspicuous place. If someone catches you, you can't sue us for promoting feudal superstition. But it seems that Dadezi doesn't want to move.
I mean, after sitting down
He didn't get ready. At this time, Han Rufeng looked around. Not to mention, there were several fortune tellers at the entrance of the shopping mall. The most conspicuous one was the one opposite. A bamboo pole supported a guise that read, "Iron Mouth Open,"
Break the yin and yang! It looks like your tone is quite good.
After setting up the stall, Dadezi said to Han Rufeng: Junior brother, you have experience in telling people's fortunes. Just sit down for a while. Today, I'm looking at your senior brother. You must know that your senior brother and I had fortune-telling experience when we were eighteen years old.
The title of the best calculator in Northeast China is not unearned. You will see it soon.
Han Rufeng was speechless looking at the No. 1 fortune teller in the Northeast. This was the result of the old magician's abuse for many years. This was exactly what Han Rufeng wanted. He didn't have to tell fortunes by himself, and he didn't have to suffer divine punishment.
Dadezi boasted about his awesomeness, but half a day passed and no one came. On the contrary, the business at Tiezuizhang opposite was quite good. He had just sent away a customer and looked at Han Rufeng and Dadezi smiling.
For a moment
Han Rufeng was fine, but Dadezi couldn't stand it anymore. He stood up and shouted loudly, wearing sackcloth and looking like he was not working. He didn't want money.
When Da Dezi shouted like this, Han Rufeng really wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl in. The iron mouth on the opposite side opened his belly and laughed, and the fortune tellers next to him were also happy.
Not to mention that Da Dezi really attracted people when he shouted like this. An old lady came over with a red armband.
When Han Rufeng saw something bad, he was about to go over to remind him. Then he saw the old lady walking quickly to Dadezi and said: Boy! I heard you shouting from all the way! Do you know, you are promoting superstition?
Have you practiced Fa**?
Dadezi was confused now and didn't know what to do. He hesitated for a long time and didn't say anything.
At this time, Han Rufeng walked over and said: Madam, my two brothers are just living together, please don't be angry. After saying this, Han Rufeng took out fifty yuan and stuffed it into the old lady's hand.
When the old lady saw the money, she looked at it and said, "Let me tell you, this money is not for me. This is the tax you paid using this place, you know?"
Han Rufeng was speechless for a moment when he saw the old lady talking in the same way.
The old lady said a few words and then left. Dadezi looked at Han Rufeng and said: Junior brother! You see, I have already spent money on you before the business is opened. Senior brother will definitely pay you back after the business is opened.
Han Rufeng looked at Dadezi speechlessly. He probably didn't want to open the business today.
The whole morning passed like this. Dadezi and Han Rufeng were almost scorched by the sun, but there was still no one left.
Da Dezi pinned all his hopes on the afternoon, and sure enough, the hard work paid off. Just after the two had dinner in the afternoon, a middle-aged man came over, sat down, looked at Da Dezi and said: Master, can you
Do the math for me?
When Da Dezi saw the person coming, he immediately cheered up, looked at the man in front of him with a different face, and said: I don’t know what you want, sir.
The man said: Master, please show me what my destiny is.
Dadezi asked the man's birth date and then looked at it for a long time and said: Sir, your life belongs to Yang Metal. Please listen to me slowly. You are a man with more of the Five Elements Metal, and you are eloquent and resourceful. If you bow your head, you will have thousands of words.
To plan, there are many ways to raise one's head; to follow is just one sentence, not to push the cart over and over again; the heart is like a scale, and it will never lack reason for others to say; if someone says three or five words to you, your heart will be like a frying pan; conduct
If you are good at morality, you will have many friends all over the world. It is like the three brothers in Taoyuan, and like the second brother Qin Qiong. You are a friend at every expense, and you are not afraid of eating or drinking. If your husband is not flattering you, you will have two virtues in the sky and the moon.
Hey! This virtuous man is extraordinary, Han Rufeng thought to himself, this is just a matter of words.
After hearing what Dadezi said, the man immediately smiled and asked: Master, can I succeed in doing business this year?
Dadezi said like a fairy: Well! He counted it with his fingers and said: This year is a bad year for you and it will not be easy for you to do business. Instead, you should hide your capabilities and bide your time and prepare for next year.
As if enlightened, the man suddenly became enlightened. He held Da Dezi's hand and said, "Sir, you are really a god!" After that, he took out a dozen dollars from his wallet and threw it on the table. He said, "Master, you accept the money with a smile, then turned around and left."
Got it
Han Rufeng was really shocked. It was unreasonable for Da Dezi to make a lot of money just by talking like this.
Dadezi took out a brand-new hundred-yuan bill and said to Han Rufeng: Junior brother! Senior brother, I still have a chance, take it, and use this as the morning's tax money.
After taking the money, Han Rufeng said to Dadezi: Senior brother, what you just said to that person is true?
After hearing this, Da Dezi smiled and whispered to Han Rufeng: Fortune telling is 30% true and 70% false.
...
After leaving the big shop, there was no one in the afternoon. It was almost four o'clock, and some of the stalls had already closed up and left. In the end, only the iron mouth on the opposite side was left. It seems that this iron mouth is related to us.
After running out of money, I saw that Tiezui Zhang had no intention of closing the stall. He sat across from him and looked at Dadezi and Han Rufeng, with headphones plugged into their ears and looking at them proudly.
Time passed like this second by second, and suddenly Dadezi's phone rang. It was Uncle Ye who probably came to ask how the business was going today. Hearing Dadezi say that he had killed a lot of people, Uncle Ye said on the phone.
Seems extremely excited
Just when Dadezi was about to close the stall and go home with Han Rufeng, a young woman walked over from across the road and stood between Dadezi and Tiezuizhang. She looked around and didn't know which one to choose. Finally, she made up her mind to come here.
In front of Tiezui Zhang, he probably saw that Tiezui Zhang was old and had some real abilities.
I saw that the woman had just sat down. Tie Zui opened her eyes and then her face changed drastically. He shook his head at the woman and signaled her to leave quickly. He couldn't see it.
When the woman saw that Tie Zui would not give in, she stood up and came to Dadezi and said: Sir, can you show me?
Da Dezi and Han Rufeng were closing the stall when they saw a customer coming, so of course they couldn't turn them away.
Please take a seat!
After the woman sat down, Dadezi also sat down. Since he was busy collecting things just now, he didn't look carefully. At this time, Dadezi saw that the woman had pretty features and was rarely attractive. She just had a white face.
Scary, and the person is also very thin
At this time, Han Rufeng also came over. Even if he didn't look, he was startled by the sight. He saw that the woman's body was wrapped in black energy, and two of the three lamps on her body were extinguished. This was a sign of great misfortune. In three days,
There must be a bloody disaster inside. No wonder he didn't open his mouth to show her. It turned out to be because he was afraid of getting into trouble. It seems that there is something to be said for opening his mouth.
Looking at Dadezi again, he really didn't refuse anyone who came. After the woman sat down, he asked: Madam, what do you want to ask?
The woman hesitated for a long time and said: Master, if I tell you something, will you believe it?
Dadezi was stunned and realized that this woman had a story! Dadezi didn’t know what to do for a moment.
Say! We will believe it, Han Rufeng smiled at the woman
The woman looked at Han Rufeng, nodded and said to Dadezi: Master, I encountered something very evil. After saying that, she took out her mobile phone from her bag and fiddled with it for a while before handing it to Dadezi.
Dadezi picked up his phone and looked at it. It was a text message that said: You still have three days to live, but the sender was blank.
After Han Rufeng came over and took a look, he felt that this was someone else's prank, so he said to the woman: Could this be someone else's prank?
After hearing this, the woman said: At first, I thought it was someone else's prank. I just started sending messages to my phone. I didn't care. Then they started calling me. The phone rang on time at twelve o'clock every day. Then I turned off my phone.
But the call can still come in. I went to the business office to check, but I still can’t find the phone number. Master, please see what I should do about this. If this is what the text message said: Then I can only live for three days at most.
Han Rufeng was convinced after hearing this. You must know that what happened to Nian'er in the hospital last time was an example. It is estimated that this woman also encountered the Soul Reaper.
Seeing how pitiful this woman was, Dadezi said: Madam, I'm afraid I can't help you with your problem, but you don't have to worry. I'll give you a business card and you can go find this person. Dadezi took Ye
I handed over my uncle's business card.
The woman took a look at the business card and said: In this case, I will go now. After throwing down the one hundred yuan, the woman took a taxi and left.
When Da Dezi saw the woman walking away, he quickly took out his mobile phone and called the old magic stick to report to him about the woman and ask Uncle Ye to prepare.
After seeing the woman leave, Han Rufeng hesitated for a long time. He didn't know whether he should save the woman or not. You must know that last time because of Ye'er's matter, he had offended Yin Zai. If he took action this time, he would probably completely make trouble with the underworld.
Turn over, what can be done in the future?
Just when Dadezi and Han Rufeng were about to leave, a man came across from the opposite side, it was the iron-mouthed Zhang
Tiezui walked over with a cover in his hand and said to Han Rufeng and Dadezi: "You two little brothers, please stay."