We heard what the robbery python said. It turns out that the map drawn on this ancient sheepskin scroll is where a demon king is imprisoned. If anyone can release this demon king, the demon king will grant you three wishes. What the hell are you listening to?
It's like a fairy tale, but often the ending of the story is that the devil is released and then eats the person who released him
I looked at the robbery python, sneered and said: These things have been confiscated now. As for you, I will give you a chance. If you are willing to submit to me, I can give you your freedom. If you don't agree, then I will have to put you away.
Leave it to the higher ups. It is said that you have been cultivated for thousands of years. If you are handed over to the higher ups, hey... you are a calamity python. If you come out in response to the calamity, think about it, those people above will treat you as a guinea pig and study you carefully.
, so you should think carefully about where to go.
I'm such a coercive person, but I was really scared by this stupid beast.
Da Dezi pretended not to understand and said to me: Xiaofeng! What do you want from such a dead long insect? Just let me kill it. The inner elixir belongs to you and the meat belongs to me. I will take it to the market.
Sell it, maybe at a good price
This calamity python now has my talisman on its head, and life and death are in my hands. Now when I heard Da Dezi say this, I was really frightened. He nodded to me and said: Sir, I am willing to take refuge.
I hope that Mr. I will not spare my life because of my spiritual practice.
Hearing what Jie Mang said, I finally felt relieved.
At this moment, Dadezi said to me: Xiaofeng, you can't just say it with your mouth. You have to make a written statement. I saw Dadezi took out a piece of yellow paper from his bag, then wrote a written note with pen and ink and left.
He came to me and said, "Xiao Feng, please put your fingerprints on it. I took the certificate and took a look. It is indeed a great virtue. The general meaning of the certificate is that Jie Mang voluntarily converted to Han Rufeng and will never abandon it in his life. If he betrays
Preface: You will not die well, you will fall into hell forever.
Just as I was about to press my fingerprints, Da Dezi said to me again: Use your own blood to press the fingerprints.
After biting my middle finger, I pressed a fingerprint on the document. After taking it, Da Dezi walked to the robbery python and asked it to press it with his own blood.
The robbery python looked at the contract now and really wanted to cry without tears. He screamed at the sky and the earth for not responding, but in order to survive he had to press on it, and then gave me a fierce look, just like the five-tailed man back then.
A fox looks at me like a fox
After the robbery python pressed the fingerprint, Dadezi also pressed it, and then burned it with fire. He turned around and said to me: Xiaofeng, the contract document has been burned to the bottom and has taken effect. If this beast dares to harm you,
, heaven and earth cannot tolerate it
When I heard this, my heart blossomed and I wanted to go up and kiss Dadezi hard.
I looked back at the robbery python and took off the talisman on my head. You are free.
The robbery python took one look, then looked back at the red bead in Dadezi's hand.
I saw that the robbery python seemed to be very interested in the bead and walked forward and said: Is there anything special about this bead?
Jie Python took one look at me and said: This bead is called a dragon bead. It is not very useful to humans, but it is of great help to me. This bead can help me transform into a dragon.
What! Dragon Balls, where are they? The Dragon Balls have come out. Will Vegeta come out soon and return his uncle’s Super Saiyan?
Seeing that I didn't believe it, Jie Python said to me: This dragon ball seals the soul of a dragon. If I swallow it, I will have the chance to transform into a dragon.
After Dadezi heard about it, he looked at the dragon ball carefully. It was no different from an ordinary glass ball, except that it was a little bigger. Dadezi raised his hand and threw the dragon ball over. The robbery python opened its mouth and threw it.
After the dragon ball was swallowed, he said to me: Actually, I have just met the golden snake gentleman. I came to him because I wanted this dragon ball. I didn't expect that this golden snake gentleman is so unlucky that you guys...
...
Why do these words sound so unpleasant to me? Damn it, it seems that you were quite reluctant to be arrested. I glared at Jie Mang and said: You are my uncle, don’t be so shameless. If it weren’t for you.
For the sake of rare animals, I have already reimbursed you.
The robbery python glanced at me and wanted to refute, but he didn't have the guts. The contract had been signed just now. If I really did anything good, the snake's life would probably be lost.
When I saw that everything was over, I said to Dadezi: Let's withdraw too.
Da Dezi nodded, packed his things and prepared to go back with me
At this time, seeing that nothing happened, the two Qingfeng came over to say goodbye to me and then went back. The key now is that this robbery python is so big, how can I carry it with me? It really makes me worried.
After hearing what I said, the robbery python suddenly turned into a red light and shot on my arm, and a blood-red snake suddenly appeared on my arm.
Dadezi said from the side: Damn! Xiaofeng, this tattoo is really good.
After taking a look, I sighed to myself. There used to be a fox living inside my body, but now there was a snake inside me. I was speechless.
After returning home, I saw Zhu Yan’s parents, Zhu Yan and Zhang Dashen sitting at my house. When Dadezi and I came back, he asked with concern: How is it?
Especially the way Zhu Yan looks at me has changed, from the original tenderness to one of admiration.
When Zhang Dashen saw us two coming back, he came over and said to us: "Big nephew! Fortunately, you two are back today, otherwise your uncle and I will have our lives sealed today."
I said to Zhang Dashen: Uncle Zhang, this is nothing, it’s just a coincidence between us, and the snake spirit may not be your opponent.
Zhang Dashen smiled awkwardly and asked the two of them, what happened after chasing the snake spirit? Why did you come back so late?
We told each other what happened, but in the end we just hid the incident of collecting the python.
It was really thrilling for everyone to hear, especially my mother, who knew I was in this business. She looked at me and sighed and said: My child, why didn’t you tell me earlier? Be careful when you go out in the future.
The happiest people here are Zhu Yan’s parents. Now that I have cured his wife’s disease, I have saved his whole family. What is this old man so happy about?
Seeing that it was a rare occasion for everyone to get together, my mother cooked a few dishes herself and left everyone to eat. During the meal, Zhu Yan's father proposed to my mother in front of everyone, saying that I was young and promising and that my future would be unlimited.
If Zhu Yan can follow me, it will fulfill the wish of the old couple.
After hearing this, this made me happy. I have liked Zhu Yan since I was a child. I didn't expect that my dream would come true. When Zhu Yan heard this, her face turned as red as an apple and she went straight into her mother's arms.
My mother was actually very attracted to Zhu Yan. After all, she grew up with me and knew Zhu Yan’s personality. She happily agreed.
Zhang Dashen also drank some wine and insisted on being a witness, so the matter was decided.
At night, Dadezi was sitting alone in the yard smoking. After I came back from the toilet, I walked over and sat down to ask him what was going on.
Dadezi took one look at me and said: "Xiao Feng! You have to trust your fate in this life. You see, I am one year older than you. Now that you are settled, I am still playing tricks. I really want you to be your senior brother."
How can my love be tolerated?
I burst out laughing. I thought something had happened to this old boy to be so depressed. It turned out to be this. In fact, if what happened today had not happened, I would have pursued Zhu Yan, because I have liked her very much since I was a child.
Then, what should I do with Nian'er?
I was confused by what Dadezi said. The matter between Nian'er and I is very secret. No third person will know about it. How did Dadezi know about it?
Seeing my stiff expression, Dadezi said: Junior brother, you think I don't know anything? Let me tell you, I have known about the nonsense between you two. In fact, I have liked Nian'er for a long time, but when I see Nian'er
I'm sorry for you, but I can't try to rob you again. After all, brothers and wives can't be bullied.
I smiled bitterly and said: When did you know that?
Dadezi twitched his eyes and said: Do you remember the last time we came back from fortune telling? I saw that Nian'er looked at you in a strange way. I guessed it at the time. And there was another time when you bought Nian'er Roujiamo.
I also saw it when
I have nothing to say, yes! When Da Dezi mentioned Nian'er, I felt sour. Now that Zhu Yan and I have an engagement, what should Nian'er do?
When Da Dezi saw that I was silent, he also fell silent.
After a long time, I said to Dadezi: You said you like Nian'er, then why are you two so incompatible every time we meet?
Da Dezi smiled and said to me: It was all forced by the old magician and the old woman. The two old gangs were as powerful as fire and water, but they put me and Nian'er in the middle.
I sighed, patted Dadezi and said: Since you like Nian'er, then you can pursue her. Don't worry, I won't compete with you this time.
Dadezi also smiled and looked at it and said: Really?
I nodded
Early the next morning, Dadezi and I packed up our thoughts and prepared to go back to the office. Three days passed in a flash. After we said goodbye to our mother and rode back to the office, the old magician said today
He looked in good spirits and was sitting in front of the computer playing Landlords. Seeing that he was coaxing and cheering him up and having a great time, we walked over and said: Uncle Ye, we are back.
After hearing the voices of Dadezi and I, Uncle Ye quickly turned around and said to us: You two came back just in time. There are two notices on the table. I have reported your fate to you two. You two will go to Dalian for me tomorrow.
go to school
I was stunned after hearing this, what! When I went to school, what kind of medicine was sold in this old magician's gourd? We opened the admission notice and looked at it, and we were completely confused.
Hello, classmate Han Rufeng, you have been admitted to the Zhouyi Feng Shui Supernatural Research Department of *** University. Please report to the school before the 25th.
The same goes for Dadezi. Except for our names, everything else is the same.
I asked the old magician, why did Uncle Ye go to school again when he was doing so well?
The old magician took one look at me and said: Now that I am in our line of work, I have to learn how to package and be literate. Seeing as you two are stupid and can’t even speak English, our business will have to go abroad in the future.
, it’s so embarrassing to face foreigners who can’t speak English. Your uncle is old, so he places his hopes on you two. Don’t let me down, you two.
When I looked at the admission notice, I couldn't help but cry.