It was a dark and windy night, and Dadezi and I were hiding near the office, waiting for an opportunity. I don’t know why, but every time we do bad things, we always choose to do it at night. But these scenes have been tried and tested on TV, maybe it’s dark.
It brings fear to people. The night is pretty good tonight, with dark clouds and not a single star, which is perfect for robbery. During the day, Dadezi and I have already prepared our outfits for the night and took off all our usual clothes.
, I dug out a few pieces of clothing that my father wore when he was alive, one for each of Dadezi and I. I also bought two fruit knives at the mall, and by the way, I also took out the ax that I usually use to chop firewood at home.
The clothes and weapons were ready, but the face was still missing a mask or something. The virtuous man wanted to buy two stockings to put on his head. I looked at this bastard with a somewhat perverted mentality. What age is this?
I also used stockings and bought two cartoon masks in the children's store. Everything was ready. In the afternoon, I practiced speaking with Dadezi. You must know that if you are usually mixed with this old bastard, your voice will inevitably be recognized. Although
I practiced all afternoon, but I still feel that my voice is not good enough. If I really speak, I will be betrayed immediately. I have no choice but to use the computer to record a line about Fan Wei's robbery in "A World Without Thieves"
I looked at my watch and it was already very late. Why hasn’t this old guy come back? In the evening, Uncle Ye answered the phone and said he would not be back for dinner tonight. When I heard the news, I almost jumped up in joy. I really thought
Come on, come on. After the old magician left, Dadezi and I had dinner and then went out. Since the weather was bad today, there were not many pedestrians on the road. It was almost ten o'clock now. Why didn't this old magician come back?
Da Dezi was obviously a little impatient. I took out two cigarettes and handed them one to Da Dezi. Da Dezi shook his head and motioned me to look at the ground. I saw that the ground was full of cigarette butts. Only then did I realize that I
The two of us had smoked so much, and it seemed that we were really tired of racing against time. At this time, Da Dezi asked me, Xiaofeng! Is this old guy going to have a pedicure? Why is he not back so late?
I think it makes sense to hear what Dadezi said. After all, this old bastard has always been single. I have never heard him say anything about being married, let alone having any children. Just me
When Dadezi and I were thinking wildly, we heard a burst of extremely obscene singing coming from a distance. I was immediately overjoyed. Who else could make such a magnetic voice besides the old magician Uncle Ye? Dadezi and I quickly sang
He put on his clothes and put on his mask. When Uncle Ye approached, he suddenly jumped out. Da Dezi quickly played the recorded voice and started to fight... to rob... to rob!
Uncle Ye was obviously taken aback. He seemed to have drank a lot today and his feet were shaking a little. He looked at us with soft eyes and said, "Hey! What kind of friends are these? It seems that he is short of money."
I have some here for you to spend. After saying that, the old magician took out a few red bills from his pocket and threw them into the air. Dadezi and I were looking at the money. Without paying attention, the old magician ran away. Me and
Dadezi was stunned. He didn’t expect that this old magician would actually play this trick with me. Oh, let’s go! Dadezi and I didn’t care about the money on the ground and hurried to chase. Don’t tell me, Dadezi and I
After practicing for these few months, I feel that although I can't surpass Liu Xiang in terms of speed, it is still considered fast among ordinary people. But what surprised us is that Uncle Ye, an old master, can actually run faster than us. He is a professional! He must be
Professional!
After chasing for a few streets, the old magician finally stopped, turned around and said to the two of us, "two friends, can you stop chasing me? Why don't I give you money if you want it?" Dadezi and I looked at each other,
It was hard to come to a conclusion for a while, but I couldn’t speak yet, so I had to continue playing the recording. Can you tell me the password for ic, ip, and iq cards?
Seeing that we were just robbing money, the old magician let out a sigh of relief, took out his wallet, and said to the two of us: "I've given all this little money to you two. It's not easy for you to look at my age."
, spare me
I saw that this old magician had given up and it was not easy to act anymore, so I waved my hand to signal him to leave quickly. When the old magician saw that we let go, he took out a cigarette from his pocket and wanted to give it to us.
How could Dadezi and I let him get close to us when we were smoking? We waved our knives and frightened the old magician and ran away faster than a rabbit. After seeing the old magician go away, Dadezi and I took off our masks.
He came down and sat on the ground and sighed.
Dadezi said to me: Xiaofeng! I think we really went too far this time, so we should go back early. Since there is nothing wrong with this old guy, that's it. We don't have to be afraid of him in the future.
Hearing what Dadezi said, I had no choice but to nod. I didn’t expect that this old guy was really a magic stick. I thought I would make great discoveries on him, but the result was very disappointing. Dadezi and I took the clothes we were wearing.
After taking it off, I found a place where no one was around, lit a fire and burned it, then took a shortcut back to the office. After entering the house, the old guy
Before he came back, in order not to make him suspicious, Dadezi and I fell on the bed and pretended to be asleep. After a while, Uncle Ye ran in in a hurry. As soon as he entered the room, he turned on the light and shouted to Dadezi and me.
Said: Xiaofeng! Dezi! Don't sleep, get up quickly, you copycat, damn it, this is the first time in my life that someone has robbed me.
Dadezi and I rubbed our eyes and said: Uncle Ye, what happened?
The old magician glanced at the two of us and said: Your uncle, I have been robbed. Come on, let’s catch them. After the old magician finished speaking, he took out three kitchen knives from the kitchen and said to the two of us, hurry up. It’s crazy. It’ll take a while.
Both of them ran away
Dadezi and I suppressed our laughter, put on our clothes, wrapped the kitchen knife in a newspaper, and then went out with the old magician.
Uncle Ye's memory is really good. He took us to the place where the accident happened, and then said to us: This is where we were just now, damn! It's been really unlucky these days. Please help me look for it.
See if there are any suspicious people nearby
, Dadezi and I looked at each other and smiled and then pretended to look around. After about half an hour, Dadezi said to Uncle Ye: Uncle! There is no one here! I think it’s probably because you drank too much.
If it's lost, why don't we call the police?
This old bastard was in a rage now, and Dadezi's words had no sense of control. This made the old guy angry. He went up and kicked Dadezi on the butt and said: Don't sleep with anyone if you can't find anyone tonight. Innocent Dadezi.
He rubbed his butt and looked at me, which meant he was having a big time tonight.
I glanced at Da Dezi helplessly, and then said to the old magician, Uncle Ye! I think we should go back first. After thinking about it, those thieves can't just stand there waiting for us to catch them, don't you think so?
The old magician listened to what I said and understood. He nodded and said to the two of us: "It's better to go back first. What's going on every day?" Amidst Uncle Ye's complaints, the three of us started to walk back.
Two streets away, when we were approaching the office, Uncle Ye suddenly stopped and said to us: Look,
Dadezi and I looked in the direction Uncle Ye pointed, and saw two people standing under the dim street lights in front of us. The clothes we were wearing were the same two clothes that Dadezi and I burned just now.
I was stunned for a moment. What was going on? Is this really happening? I couldn’t help but touch the kitchen knife on my body.
At this time, Uncle Ye said to the two of us: They were the ones who robbed me just now.
Are you sure? I asked
Fart! I can recognize them even if they turn into ashes, look at how shameless they are! They didn’t run away! Even they are the two of them. Now that Uncle Ye has the confidence to rely on me and Dadezi by his side, he took out his kitchen knife and walked over to the other side.
The two people shouted: Hello! Your grandpa is back
Dadezi and I followed closely. Seeing how arrogant this old man was, we were immediately speechless.
The two people in front heard someone shouting from behind, turned around, and suddenly the old magic stick let out a cry! and fainted to the ground. When Dadezi and I saw the old magic stick suddenly fainted, we knew that something was wrong. Then we looked at the people in front of us.
The two of them scared me and Dadezi so much that our scalps were numb. Who were they? The two big painted faces looked like Peking Opera singers, and they were holding two bright axes in their hands. The man next to him was holding an axe.
mourning stick
I met a ghost again! I didn’t expect that this time it was in front of my house, and just now I felt some Yin Qi. The two damn old ghosts were actually wearing my and Dadezi’s clothes. Thinking back to just now
When Dadezi and I were burning clothes, we did feel something strange around us, but we didn't think about it. We didn't expect that these two lonely ghosts would meet each other.
Da Dezi hurriedly ran over and said to me: "Xiao Feng! Be careful, these two people are scapegoats, and they have deep resentments. My guys are all in the house and office, and now there is still a drag bottle." Then he pointed
Old magic stick, this time it's all up to you. I'll get the old magic stick back first, and then I'll help you.
I nodded. At this time, the two scapegoats had already rushed over. No doubt! The first target was the old magic stick. Now he has no attack power. If the two scapegoats kill one of the old magic sticks first, they can go smoothly.
He was reincarnated, but Dadezi had quick eyesight and quick hands. Before the ax could fall, he pulled Uncle Ye over, then carried him on his back and said to me: Xiaofeng! Just hold on for a while, then he ran away.
At this moment, I wanted to buy time for Da Dezi, so I hurriedly chanted a spell to summon Qingfeng. As soon as Qingfeng arrived, he saw me fighting with the two scapegoats, and came to help without my instructions. Now my guy has no idea.
I can only rely on the Tai Chi taught by Zhang Tiezui to fight with these two scapegoats. I hope Dadezi will come back soon.
After a few rounds, I almost got hurt by the axe because I didn’t have a guy in my hand, and the guy with the mourning stick was surrounded by several breezes for a while and couldn’t get away. At this time, I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have
Guy! I touched my waist and sure enough, there was a kitchen knife. After I pulled the kitchen knife out, I gave up using Tai Chi to grab the blade with my bare hands. But compared with the axe, this kitchen knife was like a pedicure tool, with no lethality at all.
None, but the scapegoat didn't give me a chance to breathe. The two axes rushed towards my head, and I subconsciously hid.
At this moment, Dadezi's voice came from a distance: Don't be afraid, Xiaofeng, I'm coming!
I'm watching Da Dezi running towards me with all kinds of things in his hands. It seems that Da Dezi is going to go on a killing spree tonight.