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Chapter 16 Hemorrhoids Exploded

"Brother Lei Feng, what's wrong with you?" The middle-aged man looked bad when he saw Chu Tian. He was afraid that Chu Tian would be sick and die suddenly at his home, and that his livelihood would be ruined and he would be involved in a lawsuit.

Fortunately, Chu Tian doesn't know how to read minds. If Chu Tian learns of this middle-aged man's thoughts, he won't immediately turn against him and fight for his life!

Chu Tian quickly said: "Oh! It's okay. I just heard Auntie say this. I didn't expect there to be such a vicious person in the world."

Chu Tian even scolded himself unequivocally. In order to evade responsibility, what couldn't he do?

The middle-aged man nodded, and Chu Tian said to Auntie: "Auntie, how much money did you lose on those apples?"

The aunt first counted her ten thumbs and found that it was not enough. Under Chu Tian's shocked eyes, she took off her pair of cloth shoes and counted her toes. Chu Tian also tried his best to resist the radiation of athlete's foot and did not cover his nose.

The aunt realized that adding her toes was not enough. She immediately put on her shoes, picked up a stone, and drew peach charms on the ground for a while. After a long time, she said with certainty: "It's exactly 21 silver coins. One copper is not much, one copper is quite a lot."

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Chu Tian was ashamed and thought, he was uneducated and really terrible. The sum of the thumbs of his hands and feet was 20. He didn’t even know how much 20 plus 1 was. Chu Tian was also completely defeated by this awesome NPC.

Chu Tian thought about it for a while, and finally made the decision a man should make, to be responsible. As long as money can solve the problem, it is not a problem. Of course, it depends on the amount of money.

Chu Tian defrauded a lot of money in the early stage and had a huge sum of money. Even if he gave 21 silver coins to his aunt, he still had close to 10 silver coins, which would still be considered relatively wealthy. However, the advantage of doing so was that Chu Tian ended up with a huge sum of money.

Nothing to worry about, no psychological burden

After making the decision, Chu Tian raised his eyebrows, glanced at the aunt and the middle-aged man firmly, and said: "Otherwise! Uncle aunt, I'm afraid it will be difficult to find that evil person. I am a kind person, so I will use my own pocket to compensate the aunt.

loss"

Auntie's eyes lit up, Chu Tian's tall image immediately improved a lot in her mind, and she quickly agreed: "Okay! Then thank you little brother Lei Feng."

Chu Tian was about to take out his money, but he didn't know that the middle-aged man glared at the aunt, then stopped Chu Tian from taking out the money and said: "Brother Lei Feng, this is absolutely unavoidable. Although my family is poor, poverty cannot reduce ambition.

, I appreciate your kindness, uncle, but I can’t accept this money no matter what you say.”

Chu Tian was once again impressed by the authenticity. Just such small details reflected some characteristics of reality, such as women's love for petty gains and the simple sentiments of country men.

Since the uncle didn't want the money, Chutian didn't force him. After all, Chutian's sense of responsibility had just awakened and was not yet stable. Normally in this situation, he would resolutely give the money and only give up after the other party repeatedly tried to avoid it. But Chutian didn't have it at all.

Persistence means that if you can do it without paying, then you won’t pay. This is what you said you don’t want.

Everything that needs to be said has been said, and everything that needs to be done has been done. Chu Tian feels that he can leave. It is better to leave this family earlier. If it is discovered that he is the one who killed a thousand swords, with his fragile body, then

Why didn't you get beaten to death by the middle-aged man's arms?

Chu Tian slowly stood up and was about to leave. The middle-aged man lowered his head and thought about something, and suddenly said: "Since Brother Living Lei Feng insists on helping our family, I have an idea. Is Brother Living Lei Feng going to leave?"

"The middle-aged man slowly raised his head, saw Chu Tian standing up, and immediately changed his sentence.

After Chu Tian heard the middle-aged man's previous words, he still dared to leave. His attitude toward the middle-aged man's simple sentiments also changed from a positive attitude to a skeptical attitude. When had he ever shown "determination" to help your family?

Chu Tian's adaptability was not limited, and he immediately said: "No! No, I have hemorrhoids hereditary in my family. I squatted for a long time just now. I think the hemorrhoids exploded! I feel a little uncomfortable."

After Chu Tian finished speaking, his face was relaxed. There was no painful and itchy feeling like when hemorrhoids exploded. However, in the eyes of the middle-aged man, he gave Chu Tian a thumbs up in his heart. He was young, but he was a real man!

When hemorrhoids explode, he doesn’t even utter a word. His future is unlimited! Although a middle-aged man can’t explain the relationship between hemorrhoids and unlimited future.

After Chu Tian finished speaking, he glanced at the aunt who was holding her nose on the side, and said to himself, it doesn't matter if this woman is uneducated, she has no common sense at all. As the saying goes, it doesn't matter if you don't have knowledge, but you will die if you don't have common sense.

It’s said that I’ve been squatting for a long time, but it’s so obvious that I don’t even know how to let myself sit on the rattan chair under my butt. Hey! It’s aggrieved for a good person to be in this kind of situation.

The middle-aged man continued the previous topic and said: "Since Brother Lei Feng only wants to help our family, I have a way to catch the one who killed Thousand Swordsmen."

When the middle-aged man said the three words "kill a thousand swords", it almost jumped out from between his teeth. It can be imagined that the middle-aged man is not a simple character, and he can hide his feelings for so long.

When Chu Tian heard the middle-aged man's words, he was startled at first. Then he noticed the tone of the middle-aged man's last three words. The sweat on his forehead flowed down involuntarily. Chu Tian instinctively wiped it off with his hands.

This action was caught again by the middle-aged man, who asked in confusion: "Brother Lei Feng, what's wrong with you?" He was once again worried whether Chu Tian was really sick, and what if he died suddenly at home?

Chu Tian was worried that his identity would be revealed, so he said without thinking: "The hemorrhoids on my butt also exploded."

The middle-aged man was surprised. Hemorrhoids can explode even when you stand. What kind of hemorrhoids are they? This immediately aroused the curiosity of the middle-aged man. The country man was outspoken and said without much thought: "Can you?"

Show me the true face of that hemorrhoid in Lushan?"

Chu Tian was stunned, and the aunt was also stunned, but she still kept picking her nose.

Chu Tian first broke the awkward situation and said: "Uncle, is there any way to catch the man who killed a thousand swords?"

The middle-aged man said confidently: "I have a friend who I grew up with. His family has a magical dog with a very good nose. If you take it to our apple tree and smell it, you will definitely be able to smell the killer.

The taste of a thousand knives, thus catching him."

Chu Tian didn't believe this. There were four people who had been to the scene, aunt, Chu Tian, ​​and the dog man and woman. Of course, the dog man and woman were also emotions that Chu Tian deliberately added out of jealousy. In addition, there were so many people around.

How big is the chicken? There are so many chicken droppings and bird droppings. It is absolutely impossible to smell yourself.


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