Hearing the sound of vomiting, Chu Tian suddenly opened his eyes and saw the back of the man holding the fence. He felt cold in his heart and his old face turned red. It was too bad for someone to see such a thing. After all, Chu Tian
Still very pure
Chutian came back to his senses, and immediately wiped the powerful creature with his bellyband, and carefully put it into his crotch. There was no place to put it in his bellyband, so he just stuffed it into his crotch. He was afraid that others would find out that he was masturbating just now. He was just stocking up.
Even after shooting Long Jianfei in the face, don’t you know what Chu Tian is doing? This is simply hiding one’s ears and stealing the bell!
Long Jianfei was almost done vomiting, and immediately turned around and rushed into Chu Tian's room. Long Jianfei's sudden move almost scared the shit out of Chu Tian. Chu Tian thought that Long Jianfei was so humiliated that he was going to
Come in and kill yourself!!
Chu Tian's heart was quickly relieved, because Long Jianfei rushed directly into the shower room, presumably just to clean up.
Chu Tian breathed a sigh of relief and jumped off the stool. His heart was in a mess. He wanted to escape, but this was other people's territory. How could it be so easy to escape? But Chu Tian didn't know how to face Long Jianfei.
Long Jianfei quickly came out of the shower room with a livid face and looked at Chu Tian with a strange expression.
Chu Tian felt a little numb at the sight. He didn't dare to look at Long Jianfei and lowered his head in silence.
"Brother, why are you doing this!" Looking at the apology on Chu Tian's face, Long Jianfei also knew that Chu Tian could not be blamed for this, but only that he had poor eyesight and did not realize the crisis.
Chu Tian slowly raised his head, bared his teeth and claws for a while, and then said: "Brother Long, I'm sorry! I'm sorry for the country, the party, and even more sorry for you. Tell me, how can I fix this!"
Chu Tian apologized so sincerely that Long Jianfei couldn't bear to blame Chu Tian. He could only blame himself for being unlucky to have encountered such a thing.
Long Jianfei waved his hand and said calmly: "That's it! That's all! I can't blame you, brother, for this matter."
Chu Tian didn't expect Long Jianfei to be so big-hearted. He suddenly showed an moved expression and wanted to say something, but considering the current situation, he thought it was better to remain silent.
Long Jianfei glanced at Chu Tian and didn't want to mention what happened before. Long Jianfei came here to ask Chu Tian some questions. At the banquet, Long Jianfei misunderstood Chu Tian's hint of blinking.
Chu Tian was relatively simple. With so many people present, Chu Tian was embarrassed to say such private words and asked Long Jianfei to talk to Chu Tian privately later. No, Long Jianfei took a shower and came over!
Long Jianfei waved his hand to Chu Tian and said: "Brother, sit down quickly! I want to ask you something."
Chu Tian glanced at the stool next to the table and didn't dare to sit on it. For Chu Tian, an ordinary stool was a bit more difficult to sit on than the tiger bench, a torture device.
Finally, Chu Tian sat down, but he kept his head down and didn't dare to speak. He was as innocent as a teenage boy.
Long Jianfei understood Chu Tian's mood, so he spoke first, with a sanctimonious look on his face, and asked calmly: "Brother! What did you call that move just now? How could you just do that!"
Hearing this, Chu Tian raised his head, glanced at Long Jianfei, and asked: "Brother Long, are you asking about masturbation?" After Chu Tian finished speaking, he couldn't help but feel frightened secretly, thinking that these ancient people were a little too pure.
, a man in his forties or fifties who still doesn’t know how to masturbate. Chu Tianzhen couldn’t imagine how these ancient people got here before there were women.
"Masturbating to the tube? Is that called masturbating to the tube?" Long Jianfei asked suspiciously, and then quickly added: "Brother, please help me explain what masturbating to the tube is!"
Chu Tian was ashamed of Long Jianfei, but he was very diligent in explaining. After explaining the principles and techniques, he explained them vividly, and Long Jianfei listened with relish.
"Living brothers are really gods! This method is wonderful! This method is wonderful!" Long Jianfei looked excited and kept patting his thigh, as if an eighty-year-old virgin had seen spring.
Looking at Long Jianfei's appearance, Chu Tian couldn't help but think of his own past, and the remarkable experiences he had had since his debut, oh, no, since he was born.
At the age of three, I touched the butt of the fat girl next door. At the age of five, I learned that there are real differences between men and women. At the age of seven, I peeked at the widow He in the village taking a bath. At the age of nine, I was involved in the pornographic film industry for the first time. At the age of eleven, I tasted masturbation for the first time.
The sweetness of masturbation is that I touched a woman’s vagina for the first time at the age of thirteen, I have already understood the true meaning of love action movies at the age of fifteen, I have mastered more than twenty kinds of masturbation techniques at the age of seventeen, I have achieved great achievements in masturbation skills at the age of nineteen
After the position of master, there will be no successor
Chu Tian has been complaining about his lack of luck. He is already in his twenties and is still a virgin. But now compared with Long Jianfei, Chu Tian feels that he is quite lucky.
Long Jianfei was excited for a while, then dimmed. He hesitated and said, "Brother, actually, the reason why I came to you so late is because"
What Chu Tian hates the most is when others show off. Seeing Long Jianfei holding back his words for a long time, he remembers Chu Tian grabbing his crotch a few times and saying, "Brother Long, just say what you have to say!"
Long Jianfei glanced at Chu Tian, stood up slowly, his eyes suddenly became sharp, and took off his pants as fast as a jingle bell.
Seeing this, Chu Tian was shocked, his face suddenly changed, and he thought, maybe Long Jianfei wanted him to help him masturbate, and give him a practical lesson! What the hell is going on in this world? Is it possible that even such a mighty and domineering Long Jianfei can't help him?
A wretched person?
Obviously, Chu Tian was overthinking it. Even if Long Jianfei wanted to do actual combat, he would go back and do it quietly by himself. Although he could not master the secret of masturbation right away, it would be more interesting to explore slowly!
Long Jianfei pointed at his younger brother and said: "Brother, you have also seen that Weixiong's thing is just a little bigger than Fan Zhi's. It simply cannot be called a man. My wife has complained about this for several years. This has been
This is the heart disease that has troubled my brother for many years! Live brother."
Chu Tian glanced at Long Jianfei's little brother. If Fan Zhi's thing was only as big as a booger, then Long Jianfei's thing was as big as a big booger. Both of them belong to the category of weak creatures.
Chu Tian naturally knew what Long Jianfei wanted to ask. This time Chu Tian did not hide anything and told Long Jianfei the real reason.
After hearing this, Long Jianfei felt as if he was enlightened, and the spiritual platform became clear. He stood up suddenly and said excitedly: "Tomorrow I will have all the male animals in the Yunfeng Mountains castrated."
Chu Tian sighed repeatedly in his heart, this is completely a crime, how many livestock families will be cut off from their descendants, but Chu Tian did not dare to say anything, in order to make the Dragon Sword fly away quickly, Chu Tian also specially taught the Dragon Sword the flying mouth explosion technique.
, at least this is much more advanced than masturbating
Long Jianfei burst into tears with gratitude, hugged Chu Tian's fists, and walked away. After taking a few steps, Chu Tian quickly reminded: "Brother Long, you haven't pulled up your pants yet."
Long Jianfei's face turned red, he pulled up his pants and left Chutian's room quickly. He must have wanted his wife to try the legendary blowjob technique with him!!!
