"Uh, no, it's just a little hot!" Chu Tian couldn't find a reason, so he just said vaguely.
Xia Xuefei gouged out Chutian, but did not dismantle Chutian's table. In embarrassment, she couldn't find anything to talk about, so she buried her head in eating.
Huluwa took advantage of this opportunity and quickly said with a smile: "Brother Lei Feng, why don't you introduce this beauty?"
Chu Tian didn't know that this was a cliche when they were flirting with each other's babies, but Chu Tian was very calm in his heart. He and Xia Xuefei had nothing to do with each other. Although some very happy things had happened, didn't others say that they wanted to be strangers?
Chu Tian drank a glass of wine and said in a calm tone: "They are just ordinary friends!"
Chu Tian originally wanted to say that he was a stranger, but considering Xia Xuefei's feelings, Chu Tian still did not say it.
Huluwa took a deep look at Chu Tian, and then she felt relieved. It seemed that she was overthinking. How could Chu Tian be such a ruthless and unjust person? He was just a girl who wanted to cheat.
The three of them all had their own thoughts and were speechless for a moment. The scene became silent. The three of them ate their own meals in silence.
Xia Xuefei was a little panicked, so she said loudly: "By the way, have you taken the imperial examination?"
Hearing this, the two of them looked up at Xia Xuefei and said in unison: "I participated! I didn't participate!"
After saying that, Chutian quickly glanced at Huluwa, feeling a little strange in his heart. However, seeing Huluwa constantly winking at him, Chutian also understood. It turned out that this guy was afraid that Xia Xuefei would know the questions and answers to his exam.
, after all, it’s always a little embarrassing if people know about these things.
Xia Xuefei looked at Chutian again and asked, "Chutian, how did you do in the exam?"
"So-so! Only ten points!" Chu Tian said humbly immediately, still feeling proud of his humility in his heart. He obviously got 11 points in the test, but he said he only had ten points. How many people in the world can be more humble than himself?
Xia Xuefei is also a lady, and she knows that there are certain occasions where others cannot take the stage, so she immediately burst out and said: "Damn! Pretend!"
"Well, you've seen through this!" Chu Tian was ashamed, and he couldn't help but start to doubt himself. Where did his pretentious skills go?
Looking at Chu Tian's innocent look, he squeezed his fists tightly and wished he could rush up to Chu Tian and beat him up. Finally, considering his own strength, he gave it up and said: "Brother Lei Feng, please do it later.
Stop pretending! If you pretend well, you're awesome, if you don't pretend well, you're stupid."
Chu Tian immediately glared at Hu Lu Wa, who was so frightened that Hu Lu Wa did not dare to continue talking. Chu Tian thought to himself, he is a fool, but don’t say it in front of a beautiful woman. If Xia Xuefei knew that she was being raped by a fool,
If you get it for the first time, why don't you commit suicide?
"Okay! Stop making trouble, all of you!" Xia Xuefei saw that Huluwa had taken the topic away, so she immediately stopped and turned to Chutian and said: "Chutian, you're not bragging! You actually got full marks?
Then why did I get 0 points!"
"Another 0 points?!" Chu Tianfan spurted out, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, in this world, even a junior high school diploma can dominate the scholars.
"What's 0 points again? Is there anyone else with 0 points?" Xia Xuefei asked curiously
Hearing this, Hu Luwa was shocked and quickly winked at Chu Tian, telling Chu Tian not to say it.
Chu Tian nodded without any trace, and he felt relieved. Chu Tian said again: "It's nothing, just tell me your question!"
Hearing this, Xia Xuefei put down her chopsticks, took out the test paper from the package, and read out the question: "How many microns is a light year?"
Chu Tian continued to eat, but when he saw that Xia Xuefei didn't continue talking for a long time, he raised his head pretending to be surprised and asked, "Is this the end?"
Xia Xuefei looked at Chu Tian's expression and nodded aggrievedly, thinking that she would not be so ignorant, but she didn't even know what a light year was.
Chu Tian said again: "Then what is your answer?"
Xia Xuefei's eyes flickered, she thought for a moment, and finally said: "Well, I wrote 'Long live Chairman Mao!'"
"Poof!" "Poof!"
Chutian and Huluwa sprayed at the same time. Huluwa at least had some quality and sprayed on the ground next to him. Chutian had no quality at all. He sprayed directly on Huluwa's head. What kind of vegetable leaves! Pork shreds.
Ah! After squirting and stroking each other’s baby, it’s all over your head
"I wipe! I" Huluwa was so angry that he wanted to scold Chu Tian, but considering the special situation, Chu Tian didn't mean it, so he didn't curse in the end.
When Chutian saw Huluwa's dark face, he didn't dare to talk to Huluwa. He quickly turned to look at Xia Xuefei and said seriously: "Why did you write this answer?"
A blush rose on Xia Xuefei's face, and she lowered her head shyly. After a while, she explained: "This is what my grandfather's grandfather told my grandfather, and my grandfather told me again. My grandfather's grandfather said that when they took the exam,
If you have any questions that you don’t know the answer to, just write Long Live Chairman Mao, and the teacher won’t dare to put a cross!”
Chu Tian and Hu Lu's baby burst out laughing again, their stomachs cramped with laughter, and Hu Lu's baby's face broke with laughter. This time, they were really broken. Forget about the pain, this is probably the so-called pain and happiness.
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After laughing for a while, Chu Tian gave Xia Xuefei a thumbs up and said: "Beauty, beauty! I'm really convinced by you. It doesn't matter if you can't answer such a simple question, but you actually wrote such a shocking answer.
,This is the State of Chu! It is not the new China in modern times!"
Xia Xuefei had long been filled with anger by the laughter of the two people. Unexpectedly, Chutian not only did not comfort her, but also added insult to injury. She suddenly became angry and said coquettishly: "You are smart, so tell me, one light year is equal to
How many microns!”
"Forget it! Forget it! Gay girl, we went too far just now, it was our fault, here! Now we can use wine instead of tea to apologize to you!" After Chu Tian finished speaking, he immediately kicked Hu Luwa.
After touching each other's feet, the babies reacted, and regardless of the filth on their heads, they picked up the wine glass and drank it down with a smile.
Chu Tian is also a real man. Since he is the husband of a man, why should he care so much with a girl? So what if he is smarter than the girl? The most important thing is to please the girl. Chu Tian felt this way for himself in his heart.
a reason
In fact, Chu Tian didn't want to argue with the girl, but Chu Tian didn't even know what light years were, so how could he answer the question? At this moment, Chu Tian didn't pretend to be generous and comfort the girl, otherwise he wouldn't be the one who would be embarrassed when the time comes.
