Chapter 237 The Second Examination of the Imperial Examination: The General Examination
After the officials were all seated, the deputy examiner ordered people to distribute the test questions to each official in turn, and then these officials invigilated the candidates.
The two attendants were handing out examination questions, and the deputy examiner said on the high platform at the same time: "Dear students, the examination questions here are different, some are difficult and some are easy. We in Chu State not only need people with real talents and practical knowledge, but also good people."
Lucky people, so everything depends on your luck. Remember, there is only one quota for the imperial examination."
Taking advantage of this gap, the old man and Chu Tian started chatting. The old man said in a low voice: "You brat, I can't tell, but you are okay! You can actually pass the provincial examination!"
"Nonsense!" Chu Tian rolled his eyes at the old man proudly, but thinking that the old man was his invigilator, Chu Tian immediately put on a respectful expression and said respectfully: "Old man, with our relationship, we can't wait until later.
It’s so awesome, you need to put down the water properly!”
The old man raised his eyebrows and said seriously: "No, this is absolutely not possible. I hate other people's deceit the most in my life. I will never bend the law for personal gain, no matter how good the relationship is."
Chu Tian clenched his fist and really wanted to punch the old man in the old face. He was filled with endless contempt in his heart. Damn it! He also hated fraud the most. When he took office as governor of Jingzhou, in order to create a scene, he did not hesitate to spend money to hire a gang.
The troupe pretends to be Ouchi's bodyguard with a knife. Isn't this deception?
Chu Tian's idea is indeed correct, but the old man clearly said that he hates others for cheating the most, but he doesn't hate himself for cheating. Why do you, Chu Tian, despise the old man when you have nothing to do all day?
In just such a short time, the test questions have been distributed to the officials. The deputy examiner lit a stick of incense and said: "The time of one stick of incense begins now!"
As soon as the words fell, countless clattering sounds were heard. The officials tore open the cardboard bag containing the test questions and took out the three test papers inside.
The old man randomly picked out a card, placed it in front of Chu Tian, and said, "Let's start with this question!"
"Huh!" Chu Tian snorted coldly and dragged the test paper away, obviously still angry at the old man's inhumanity.
Chu Tian spread the test paper on the table and read it carefully. The first question was very simple: "Why can't close relatives get married?"
When Chu Tian saw the question, a proud smile immediately appeared on his face. This is so easy!
Chu Tian picked up the signature pen and wrote the answer on the test paper: "Because we are all relatives and we are too familiar with each other, so it is difficult to start! Therefore, close relatives cannot get married."
After Chu Tian finished writing the answers, he handed the test paper to the old man. He quietly looked at the deputy examiner and saw that he looked distracted. Chu Tian quickly asked the old man in a low voice: "Old man, can you get extra points by using a writing brush?
?”
"Huh? Yes! Could it be that you?" The old man frowned slightly, as if he was still trying to figure out the meaning of Chu Tian's words. Suddenly, the old man understood the meaning of Chu Tian's words, and said decisively: "Don't even think about it, I've said it before
Then he said, yes"
Before the old man finished speaking, he saw Chu Tian take out ten taels of gold from his bag and quietly push it over. The old man paused and then said: "However, I am also a reasonable person. I will write it for you."
The answer is not a case of favoritism and bending the law!"
After the old man finished speaking, he quickly put the twelve taels of gold on the table into his sleeves. He also glared at Chutian, which meant that you, too, did such a thing so obviously that no one could see it.
How bad it is to arrive!
After the old man received the money, he should do something practical. He picked up the brush, dipped it in ink, and added to Chu Tian's notes. In an instant, he wrote a book of good words. Only then did he pick up the test questions.
I looked at the paper carefully.
The old man stroked his beard, nodded, put down the test paper and said to Chu Tian: "You brat, you answered this question well, not to mention that it is difficult to deal with close relatives. Back then, I had a crush on the widow in the village, and I thought so.
If you are too familiar, you won’t make a move, let alone get married.”
Chu Tian smiled and said nothing. The old man didn't talk nonsense. After giving him the absolute highest score, he took out the second test paper and gave it to Chu Tian.
Chu Tian looked at it again, and this test question seemed a bit modern: "Excuse me, which sanitary napkin is the best?"
Chutian was a little confused. He was not a woman, so how could he know what women used? Besides, he didn’t even have a girlfriend. He only saw divine products like Hygiene Sutra on TV, in supermarkets, or in the toilet.
I’ve seen it before, but where do I know which hygiene manual is the best?
Chu Tian was a little disappointed. If he answered this question incorrectly, got less points, and failed to advance to the palace examination, then all his investment would be in vain. You know, according to Hu Luwa's introduction at the time, there were no rewards for the provincial examination and the joint examination.
, but you must be able to advance to the palace examination before you can get it. If you don’t advance to the palace examination, there is nothing.
Chu Tian gritted his teeth and could only write casually, and filled in the answer: "Shurmei"
Handing the test paper to the old man again, the old man glanced at it, frowned slightly, and then said after a while: "Brat, please explain why this is the answer?"
Chu Tian's heart tightened, and he didn't know how to explain it, so he asked: "Old man, do you know what this sanitary napkin is for?"
The old man was quite calm. If he didn't know, he didn't know. He didn't pretend to understand. He shook his head calmly.
When Chu Tian saw this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he felt that there was something going on. It seemed that he had to use all his strength to fool the old man, and then this problem could be solved.
Chu Tian immediately explained: "The purpose of this sanitary napkin is really hard to explain. It is used to prevent those things from leaking out when women use them. The purpose is to prevent leakage."
The old man was also experienced, and he understood everything. He immediately stroked his beard and nodded, saying: "I understand, but I want to know the reason why you wrote that answer."
"Old man, don't be anxious, listen to me slowly!" Chu Tian said with a smile, then pondered for a moment, organized his words, and continued: "Old man, the function of this sanitary napkin is to prevent leakage, which means that as long as
The leak-proof effect is the best, so this kind of sanitary napkin is the best, do you agree?"
The old man nodded and expressed his approval. Chu Tian felt happy. The old man fell into the trap and immediately said: "That's it. As the saying goes, the sky net is huge and Shu'er is not leaking. Among them, if Shu'er is not Shu'er, then what is it?
Object?"
The old man straightened up suddenly, as if suddenly enlightened. After a while, he sighed: "I only know now that the original meaning of Skynet is sparse and not leaking! It turns out that sparse is the homophone of Shu'er!"
Chutian was frightened by the old man's action, but when he heard the old man's words, Chutian breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he got over it.
After the old man sighed, he continued to ghostwrite for Chu Tian and once again gave him the absolute highest score. Chu Tian looked at the two numbers 11 and felt slightly relaxed. Now as long as he does the last test question well, he will be safe.
