The weather in late summer, like a woman's heart, changes at a moment's notice. The sky was clear just a moment ago, but suddenly dark clouds cover the sky. Big raindrops also fall down, and the mountains are also covered with a light mist. Look,
It's like a fairyland when you go up there
"Fei'er, brat, don't stand here stupidly, go inside and sit down and wait for the rain to stop!" The old man looked at the sky and found that the rain wouldn't stop for a while, so he said
The two nodded and followed the old man into the wooden house of the Military Supplies Department. The three of them wiped the water on their bodies with towels. Chu Tian happened to see the piece of paper on the desk. It was exactly what Yue Fei had written carefully before.
Chu Tian glanced at it, turned to Yue Fei and said with a smile: "Brother Fei turns out to be a man who has read a lot of poetry and books!"
Yue Fei smiled awkwardly, remembering that his father had told him before that Chu Tian had just passed the joint examination and advanced to the palace examination, so he said: "Being a brother is just a small matter, how can it be compared with your literary talent, Brother Feng?"
"Haha! Brother Fei is so polite!" Chu Tian said politely, picked up the paper on the table and read it carefully. There was a poem written on the paper: "Aspirations masturbate each other when hungry, and laugh and drink when thirsty."
Apparently it was because he and others suddenly arrived and interrupted Yue Fei's thoughts so that he did not continue writing.
Chu Tian also has some cultural background. When he saw this half-poem, he immediately remembered that this was exactly the sentence in "Man Jiang Hong", the masterpiece handed down by General Yue Fei.
However, there seems to be something wrong with this poem. Chu Tian clearly remembers that the original sentence is "Aspirations eat Huns' meat when they are hungry, and laugh and drink Huns' blood when they are thirsty." Why did the "Hulu meat" here become "mutual masturbation"?
Wait! Masturbating each other? Could it be Brother Tight Anus? But how could this poem be related to Brother Tight Anus? Chu Tian suddenly thought with enlightenment.
Chu Tian was self-aware and knew that it was impossible to figure it out with his own wisdom, but he was very curious in his heart, so he asked: "Brother Fei, what is the second half of your poem? There is also the line "Ambition is hungry"
Who is the mutual masturbator in mutual masturbation?"
"The second line is 'laughing and talking about being thirsty, drinking fiercely, and licking blood.'" Yue Fei recalled his thoughts at that time, told Chu Tian the second line, and then said: "As for the mutual masturbation, I don't know who it is, brother?"
"But looking at this poem, it seems that Brother Fei, you have some deep grudge against this guy!" Chu Tian asked again.
Yue Fei glanced at Chu Tian, couldn't help but sigh, and said: "The thing is like this, Brother Wei has a precious sword that has been with him for many years, and the sword disappeared a few days ago. Brother Wei guessed that it must have been someone.
I asked the other brothers, and I found out that the only outsiders who came to Dongzhai recently were you, brother Feng, and a man named Jingan Huluwa. After learning about your heroic deeds, brother Wei was very worried.
I am sure that the knife thief is definitely not you, brother Feng. He is naturally the one who called the anal masturbator. However, this person has left Dongzhai and is missing. I can only compose a poem for my brother, scolding this big man.
"Ear thief"
After hearing what Yue Fei said, Chu Tian finally understood. Chu Tian still remembered that when he went to receive the mission reward, Yue Fei's attitude towards him was very cold, with a trace of hostility hidden in his eyes. But when he met Yue Fei for the first time today, he found that
Yue Fei is not an autistic person. At that time, Chu Tian still thought it was strange
But now that I think about it, it’s not surprising, because at that time Yue Fei regarded himself as a suspect of stealing the knife, and he was naturally hostile. But when he later found out that he had killed Wu Shun, except for Peng Fei, Yue Fei decided that he was not a thief.
They are thieves, but they are making love to each other's babies.
And it is understandable to write such a poem. The first line of the first line about the ambitious people masturbating each other's flesh when hungry does not need explanation, and the fierce masturbation of blood in the second line means that the murderers masturbated each other's children's blood, but Chu Tian did not expect that Yue Fei's
The masterpiece "Man Jiang Hong" was actually written because of each other's baby-sitting. This is a bit dumbfounding.
As soon as the old man heard the conversation between the two, he immediately remembered the person who called the tight anal masturbator, and hurriedly said to Chu Tian: "Bad boy, is the tight anal masturbator your friend?"
Chu Tian didn't expect that the old man, who was already a dog, would still have such a good memory and still remember to play with each other's babies. In the face of the facts, Chu Tian couldn't deny it, so he had to nod and admit it.
Seeing this, Yue Fei interjected: "Brother Feng, how do you know this kind of friend? Take my advice, don't have any contact with this big-eared thief when you go back. This big-eared thief is really a friend of a fox and a dog!"
Chu Tian was stunned. He was still not sure that Hu Lu Wa was the thief who stole the knife. Now he had to cut off contact with Hu Lu Wa. This made it difficult for Chu Tian to agree. Chu Tian gave a bitter smile and said: "Brother Fei, don't worry.
Let me ask each other about my baby first!"
"Hmph! What else do you have to ask? This man has a sinister appearance. I will tell him at the first glance that he is not a good person. If he refuses to admit it, I will order him to be captured and taken to the government office to serve him with a guillotine."
Yue Fei, Chu Tian: ""
Chutian quickly applied for a call to Huluwa and said: "Brother Jinan, you went to Jundong Village in Jingzhou with me a few days ago. Did you do anything dirty when you left?"
Huluwa was leveling up with his subordinates. When he heard Chutian's words, he was shocked and immediately stopped what he was doing. He thought that his stealing of the knife would not be exposed, but the knife was not a top-quality one.
The attributes are worse than my own Wuji Knife. Even if the owner loses it, nothing will happen!
Huluwa thought so, and said calmly: "What are you talking about? I didn't steal anything!"
Upon hearing this, Chu Tian felt a chill in his heart. Isn't it true that there are three hundred taels of silver in this place?
Suddenly he said coldly: "Brother Jinan, did I tell you that you stole something? You have a guilty conscience!"
"There is no such thing as a guilty conscience! Brother Lei Leifeng, please don't frame me!" Huluwa was still defending.
Chutian was worried about the phone bill, and did not dare to chat with Huluwa for too long, so he directly made a killing move and said seriously: "Brother Jinan, tell me honestly, did you steal a knife? If so, quickly replace it, that's the old man's
Well, it's the sword of Jingzhou Prefecture Yin's son. The old man has spoken. If you don't admit it and just serve him with a guillotine, even I won't be able to help you then."
Hearing the word "dog-headed guillotine", I was so scared that I could not admit it, so I hurriedly said: "Brother Lei Feng, I was wrong! I will send the knife over now! Please advise the old man, no, yes
Grandpa, tell him not to be impulsive!"
Chutian was shocked by the old man's words about "hugging a baby", and in his heart he expressed contempt for the shameful behavior of "hugging a baby", but he said in his mouth: "When the time comes, you can just send it to the government office. If you are afraid, just call
I’ll send a little brother to see you off. After all, when people get old, it’s inevitable that they will suffer from Alzheimer’s disease. If I stab you, it will be hard to say when the time comes.”
