After the dinner, Chu Jun disguised himself as a father-in-law and followed Chu Tian and Pang Shiyuan out of the palace. Seeing this scene, Chu Tian felt deeply sad for Chu Jun. Although he was the king of a country, he didn't even want to leave the palace.
It's so difficult, what's the difference between a palace and a prison?
Chu Jun sneaked out without any danger, and immediately took off his father-in-law's clothes. Inside was a showy suit for a handsome young man. Chu Jun took out a comb, arranged his hair, and then took out a folding fan.
Walking towards the destination shakingly
The destination is set at Mingyue Lake, a famous scenic spot in the capital. The lake water is clear, and under the moonlight, the blue waves are rippling, just like most of the moods here are rippling.
A crescent moon shines in the lake, reflecting a faint light, giving this dark world a glimmer of light
There are more than a dozen flower boats on the lakeside. The flower boats are obviously carefully decorated and look just like the women in the boats. They are particularly charming.
Each flower boat has a name. This name is actually the stage name of the girl in the boat. It also represents what the girl in the boat is good at, such as pipa. In other words, the girl in the boat is good at pipa.
As the host, Chu Jun walked directly towards a flower boat named Fuqin without consulting Chu Tian and Pang Shiyuan.
Chu Tian’s newborn calves are not afraid of tigers. Although it is the first time to visit these places, Chu Tian is not timid at all. In other words, Chu Tian went to the red light district with Hu Lu’s baby last time. It was the first time last time and it was the first time this time.
For the first time, how can people be so shameless! Damn it!
Pang Shiyuan had to say the other way around. He should be called an old man who is afraid of tigers. At the last moment, he got stage fright. He didn't dare to get on the flower boat. He said he was wandering around and let Chu Tian and Chu Jun play by themselves.
Chu Jun asked the reason, and Pang Shiyuan had to answer. He told Chu Jun that he didn't want to do anything to disgrace his wife. After hearing this explanation, Chu Tian finally understood one thing.
Chu Tian still remembers the first time he met Pang Shiyuan. Chu Tian boasted about having sex with Chen Yuanwai. After hearing this, Pang Shiyuan said decisively that he couldn't stand it and ran to the back to masturbate. Chu Tian still said
I find it strange that such a dignified captain has such poor concentration.
But Chu Tian now knew that Pang Shiyuan was in Dongzhai all year round to deal with military affairs. He often did not go home for several years and could not have sex with his wife. While outside, Pang Shiyuan tried his best not to do anything that would disgrace his wife. Over a long period of time,
How can Pang Shiyuan hold himself back?
Chu Tian admired Pang Shiyuan's endurance, but then he also thought that Pang Shiyuan's wife had been lonely and empty all year round, and she had probably secretly stolen men behind Pang Shiyuan's back!
The two of them did not force Pang Shiyuan to stay. It would be more interesting to drink flower wine with others of the same age. Farewell to Pang Shiyuan, Chu Jun led Chu Tian to the pirate ship. It was a flower ship.
When the boatman on the bow saw the guests boarding the boat, he immediately threw away the grass roots in his mouth, stood up and greeted them with a smile.
"Master Fu and a young master are here!" the boatman shouted. Apparently Chu Jun is also a frequent visitor here and has become quite familiar with the boatman.
"Set the boat!" After getting on the boat, Chu Jun said directly, and then entered the cabin
As soon as he entered the cabin, Chu Tian's eyes went straight. The woman in front of him was so beautiful that Chu Tian wanted to rush over and say to the woman: "Sister, I want to see what color your underwear is, and then...
What!"
However, Chu Tian was not a beast and did not behave like a scumbag. When the woman saw Chu Jun and Chu Tian come in, she immediately stood up to greet him, smiled at Chu Jun, and then turned to look at Chu Tian with the same smile.
laughed
"You two young masters, please sit down!" the woman greeted politely. After the two of them sat down, she turned to Chu Tian and smiled: "I have never seen this young master before. Do you know his surname?"
"Happy for your name?" Chu Tian murmured in his heart. Could it be that this girl has taken a liking to him? He was so happy when he asked her his name. What else is it if he doesn't fall in love with him? Hey! I can't help it, she looks too good.
Being stylish is also a mistake, Chu Tian thought shamelessly
"Little Life Lei Feng! I wonder what you call the girl?" Chu Tian also asked politely.
"Back to the official story, little girl Yanhong." The girl Yanhong said more politely.
"Yanhong?"
Hearing this name, Chu Tian couldn't help but think that old man Yue Buqun's daughter-in-law was also named Yan Hong. Thinking of Yan Hong's strong appearance, Chu Tian felt a chill.
Yan Hong smiled brightly, then shouted to the boatman outside to start the boat, and sat down.
The flower boat is about to sail to Mingyue Pavilion in the middle of the lake. Mingyue Pavilion was not famous at first, but because of the flower boat on Mingyue Lake, it became famous in the capital.
The flower boat slowly sailed towards the Mingyue Pavilion under the sway of the boatman's oar. The people in the boat also started drinking and talking. They looked at the green lake and then looked at the crescent moon in the lake. They drank and composed. This is the only way to be proud of life.
Yanhong put her hands on the piano and asked with a smile: "You two gentlemen, what music do you want to listen to?"
Hearing this, Chu Jun raised his chin towards Chu Tian, indicating that Chu Tian could order the music he wanted to listen to. However, Chu Tian had no research on music and didn't know what to order, so he said: "Brother Shengfu, it's better you order."
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Chu Jun nodded without being too pretentious. After pondering for a moment, he said: "Miss Yanhong, let me tell you my favorite sentence first: 'Don't be gay, you overlord'!"
Hearing these five words, Chu Tian just drank the wine on his lips and spit out the wine. This damn Chu Jun is simply the reincarnation of a yin demon. This generation's famous song "Farewell My Concubine" can actually be changed into a yin song. He is really talented.
"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Chu Jun frowned slightly and said immediately
Chu Tian hurriedly explained: "I just accidentally choked on my drink!"
Chu Jun nodded and didn't know what to say. Then he picked up the wine glass and drank by himself. Chu Tian also drank by himself.
The drinks in the flower boat were all old wine, and the wine was very strong. After Chu Tian just drank a few drinks in a row, he felt a little dizzy and his nerves became excited.
Chu Tian followed Chu Jun's example and started licking the girl who was pouring wine next to him. However, both of them knew some etiquette. At most, they only caressed the girl who was pouring wine on her back, and they didn't dare to do anything too extreme.
Hearing these evil tunes, Chu Tian couldn't help but feel that it was a bit unsatisfying. There was only music and no one sang, so it was naturally not satisfying. Therefore, Chu Tian immediately said to the girl pouring wine next to him: "Beauty, come and sing a song for the uncle.
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The smile of the girl who poured the wine instantly froze, she slapped Chu Tian's book away, and said sternly: "Officials, please respect yourself, this little girl sells herself, not her art!"
"Uh" Chu Tian was speechless. He couldn't help but think that it seems that those flower boats in ancient times were a place where literati and poets recited poems and wrote poems, but in fact they were high-end places for selling sex. Chu Tian had gained a lot of experience.
In order to show his pure side in front of Chu Jun, Chu Tian immediately corrected his attitude, ignored the seductive words of the girl pouring wine, didn't mess around with his hands, and sat down to drink uprightly.
When Chu Jun saw it, he shook his head and smiled. He didn't say anything and continued to listen to the tune.
Chu Tian also listened to the music carefully at this time. Chu Tian discovered that it turned out that he had thought wrongly. This music was not an evil tune, but a sad tune. Even a layman like Chu Tian who was tone deaf could understand it.
Feel the desolation in the song
Chu Tian imagined that the song was Yu Ji's heartfelt confession and longing for Overlord Xiang Yu. Yu Ji stayed alone in the empty room every day, while Overlord sang every night. In the end, Yu Ji could only express her feelings with one song, hoping that Overlord Xiang Yu would die.
I'm having sex with those gay friends when I go out. Having sex has an impact on my body and mind. I need to stay clean and take care of myself.
After playing the song "Bawang Don't Be Gay", the flower boat also came to the Mingyue Pavilion in the middle of the lake. Chu Jun took Chu Tian's hand and got off the boat, and came to the Mingyue Pavilion. They were just two big men, not gay,
What hand are you holding? Could it be that after Chu Jun heard that Bawang should not be gay, he had the intention of being gay, so he could only pull Chu Tian to be gay.
Yan Hong also followed with Fuqin to Mingyue Pavilion, sitting quietly aside, waiting for the call of the two.
Chu Jun put his hands behind his back, looked up at the bright moon in the night sky, and listened to the melodious tune played by Miss Yan Hong. He couldn't help but get inspired by poetry. He unfolded his folding fan and swayed and sang: "The bright moon is not in Half Moon Bay. The crescent moon is stranded on the beach in the bay."
, the crescent moon on the beach is endlessly round, who is lingering with me?
After Chu Jun finished reciting a poem, he put away the folding fan. At the same time, Miss Yanhong's song stopped abruptly. After a pause, Miss Yanhong couldn't help but admire: "Young Master Fu is really talented. His poems reflect the scene, and the scene drags his heart.
The woman admires him, and the little girl is willing to be with the young master."
Chu Tian also had Yan Hong's feelings. He didn't expect that Chu Jun was really a bit of a jerk. But what Chu Tian didn't expect was Yan Hong's words. By the way, are you two having sex? Do you dare to keep a low profile?
"Haha! Miss Yanhong is so complimentary. I'm just doing something bad, it's just a bad thing." Chu Jun said modestly, and then said to Chu Tian: "Brother, with such beautiful scenery, why don't you also come and compose a poem?"
Miss Yan Hong immediately echoed: "That's right! You can see that the living young master is a man of great talent and learning, and it also opens the eyes of the little girl!"
The girl had said this, could Chu Tian retreat? He could only bite the bullet, nodded to Chu Jun, and then said to Miss Yanhong: "Miss Yanhong, please accompany Xiaosheng with a song with an exciting rhythm.
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Yanhong Wan'er smiled and said: "That little girl is showing off her ugliness!"
As the tune started, countless notes came into Chutian's ears. Chutian raised his head slightly, put his hands behind his back, looking like a great poet, and then slowly closed his eyes. Following the beat of the tune, Chutian was also brewing his own thoughts in his heart.
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One minute, two minutes, three minutes, until the song was almost over, Chutian still couldn't hold back a word. Until Chutian was so embarrassed this time, he felt nervous and had no idea at all.
Just when the tune was about to end, Chu Tian suddenly turned to Chu Jun and said: "Brother Fu, let me borrow your folding fan. I don't have this thing to show off and have no inspiration!!!"
"This is so pretentious" Chu Jun was speechless, and Miss Yanhong was even more speechless.