"Hello! Galaxy Galaxy players, welcome to "Journey", I am Alice, customer service number 1428, I am happy to serve you!"
"Service! Service! Hehe" Looking at the innocent smile of the red lolita, Chu Tian's thoughts began to go astray and continued: "Alice, are there any special services?"
"Dear players, I'm sorry, "Journey" is based on the three principles of fairness, justice, and justice, and treats all players equally. There are no special services." Alice said with a professional smile, but in her heart she continued to despise, wretched, and lustful people.
No color and courage
Chutian knew that the red-dressed loli didn't understand the meaning of his words at all, but he didn't have time to talk nonsense with her at this time. It was better to register quickly first and enter the game.
"Let's start!" Chu Tian said
"Okay! Please write down your game nickname." After the red-clothed lolita said, she waved her hand, and a black wooden desk appeared out of thin air. The four treasures of the study, pen, ink, paper and inkstone, also appeared on the desk one after another.
Chu Tian looked at the brush head that was bigger than the head of a ten thousand year old tortoise, his eyelids twitched a little, and he thought to himself, my grandfather who has been dead for decades can't use a brush, how can he still think that I can use it? Isn't this just looking for trouble?
What? But he smiled and said: "Sister, do you have a pen?"
The girl smiled and waved her hand, and the writing brush turned into a signature pen, and the rice paper turned into a test paper.
Chu Tian strode to the table with a golden sword, spread his legs, squatted into a horse stance, which fully demonstrated the skills of a descendant of a martial arts family. Chu Tian waved his hand, grabbed the signature pen, and made a gesture.
The deputy guides the country and inspires the words.
The tip of the pen touched the test paper lightly. After a long time, Chu Tian still didn't write. Hey, what's your name? Forget it, just call it this name.
"Wow" "Wow" "Wow"
Chu Tian wrote quickly, writing three words vertically in a cool and unrestrained way. Then he put down the pen and looked at the artwork under his hands with satisfaction. He put on a very cool posture and waited for Alice's compliments.
As expected, Alice smiled and said directly to Chu Tian: "I'm sorry! Please use block letters, the system cannot recognize cursive writing."
Now Chu Tian was dissatisfied, his face changed, and he said: "Don't you mean a super-intelligent system? Why can't you even recognize cursive writing?"
"" Alice was a little speechless and thought to herself, Damn, you are worse than cursive writing. It's just a ghostly handwriting. No one can recognize it. How smart is the system? But she said: "I'm sorry!"
Please use block letters, the system cannot recognize cursive writing."
Hearing this, Chu Tian had to pick up the signature pen again and carefully write those three words in block letters.
Alice looked at the three crooked words on the A test paper. After a long time, she finally recognized them. Although she still felt contempt in her heart, she still didn't dare to say it out loud. She just said: "Hello! Are you sure you want to use 'Lin Dan Da'?"
To be your nickname?”
"What? What do you think my nickname is?" Chu Tian said in disbelief.
"Forest"
"Egg"
"big"
Alice said helplessly
"Are you illiterate? I clearly wrote 'Chu Zhongtian' (look at it vertically)" Chu Tian said (I feel so bad about this paragraph. The first 18,000 words were written not long ago in Qiankun Breaking Dawn.
I just wrote it. I originally wanted to read the eunuch book, and this plot was a joke I saw. Unexpectedly, it was used by Wang Baoqiang's "Supernatural Hillbilly". I said it was very annoying, but after thinking about it again and again, I still decided
Didn’t delete it, accepted my fate!) Hearing this, Alice looked at the A test paper again, and couldn’t help but feel a little embarrassed. This is so weird, so Alice had no choice but to say: "Hello! Are you sure you want to use "Chu Zhongtian" as your test paper?
Nickname?"
"Wait!" Chu Tian hesitated. Isn't the homophone of Lin Dan the same as Ling Dan? He is here to make money. This nickname is definitely a bad omen.
Immediately, Chu Tian fell into deep thought, thinking about a nickname. By the way, a person as kind and helpful as me, who never benefits others for his own benefit, only deserves this name.
So Chu Tian swung his pen and wrote three words again, and then he put down the pen with satisfaction.
Alice took a look at Chu Tian's new nickname. Fortunately, Chu Tian wrote it more neatly this time, and Alice recognized it at a glance, so she said: "Hello! Are you sure you want to use 'Huo Lei Feng' as your nickname?"
?”
"OK!" Chu Tian nodded without hesitation.
Alice glanced sideways at Chu Tian and thought to herself, a person like you is also accompanying Lei Feng? Hey, you are completely a cheating player.
"This nickname is available! Do you need to adjust your appearance? You can adjust it up to ten percent," Alice said
Chu Tian raised his head, and his greasy long hair that had not been washed for two days also floated back. He was full of confidence and said with a focused look: "No need. With my handsome appearance, if I improve it by another ten percent, I estimate that the entire game will be better."
All the women will come to rape me, and then I won’t be able to concentrate on the game.”
Listening to Chu Tian's shameless words, Alice felt deep contempt, and her eyes were full of disgust for the wretched man in the galaxy in front of her.
"Hello! Please enter the game through the portal behind me." Alice made a please gesture towards the black door behind her.
"Um?"
Chu Tian was a little confused as to why there was no process of choosing a profession, but Chu Tian was relieved immediately. For such an advanced game, you must be able to choose a profession in the game.
After thinking about this, Chu Tian didn't express his doubts. He looked at Alice with a strange smile and walked toward the door behind him.
When he walked to Alice, Chu Tian squeezed his fist, then relaxed it into a palm, turned around, stretched out his palms, and struck the chest decisively
But the soft feeling did not appear, but it felt like pressing on the steel plate, hard and cold
"Warning! Live Lei Feng players who attack NPCs will be sent to the void for reflection if they happen next time."
A system prompt rang, waking up Chu Tian. Chu Tian was so frightened that he broke out in cold sweat. He was filled with emotion. Sure enough, it was a knife on the head of sex. If he had been sent to the void to reflect for a few hours, he would have already lost at the starting line.
At the same time, in reality, white smoke came out of Chutian's helmet, and the electric socket also flashed with fire. An electric current rushed directly to the helmet, a bright light flashed, Chutian's figure disappeared, and the helmet naturally fell on the seat.
superior
While playing the game, Chutian suddenly felt a sharp pain in his head, and his vision went dark. He could only vaguely hear a voice, "System error! System error! Boycott bad games! Reject copycat piracy! For your safety, please buy
Genuine gaming equipment”
"So smelly! So sticky!"
The tip of Chu Tian's nose moved, his brows furrowed, and he slowly opened his eyes. He saw that the surrounding environment had changed dramatically. It was no longer the fairyland before, but an abyss like death.
The trees were withered and the ground was cracked, but Chutian was in a small pond full of foul-smelling viscous liquid.
"Holy crap! This is a newcomer's village? Why is it so spooky? Huh? Why are there no newcomers?"
"Tick tock!"
"Help!"
A large ball of thick and smelly liquid fell from the sky and hit Chutian. Because of this, Chutian also looked up.
"Oh my god!"
I saw an evil beast like a mountain with saliva, staring closely at Chu Tian
"Level 100, supreme boss, red-blooded beast" This is the only data Chutian can see, the others are just question marks
"Roar!"
The red-blooded beast let out a loud roar, and the foul-smelling gas from its mouth spurted out, forming a violent wind that blew towards Chutian. The huge beast's head also moved towards Chutian, revealing its sharp fangs.
"Heroes, spare their lives! Heroes, spare their lives!"
Although Chu Tian Nei Niu Ma Mian knew that this was all false, the effect was too real after all, which led to this kind of mental oppression being too strong.
Chu Tian quickly knelt on the ground and kowtowed, but the sound of breaking wind still did not stop. Chu Tian hurriedly recited the Great Merciful and Compassionate Tathagata mantra again, "Namo Amitabha, the Tathagata has the upper body!"
"Click!" "Click!" "Click!"
The red-blooded beast rolled its blood-red tongue and swallowed Chutian in one gulp. Then, with a few clicks, Chutian was bitten to pieces.
From then on, Chu Tian decided not to believe in Buddhism anymore. What the hell is Tathagata?
The whole game helmet, how can I enter "Journey" to save you? Lei Feng can't explain"
With a flash of white light, Chutian appeared on a new map. White clouds curled up, a cool breeze blew, and the number of people was surging. This is the new village. Chutian once again thought with guilt.
At the right time, two system prompts sounded at the same time:
"Hello Lei Feng! Welcome to Novice Village No. 111949, I am the receptionist Luo Shan"
"Server-wide announcement! Server-wide announcement! Galaxy Galaxy players will be rewarded with 500 reputation and 50,000 gold coins for the first one to enter the level 100 boss leveling area."
"Server-wide announcement! System error! Due to the low level of Galaxy Galaxy players, gold coin rewards are cancelled, and reputation rewards remain unchanged."
"Wow! Who is so fierce? Damn it, it took me more than an hour to kill chickens to level up. How can I become a level 100 master so soon?" a little fat black man said sadly.
"Fuck! This game is unplayable. It's too unbalanced and boring. I won't play it anymore. I won't play it anymore!" A person next to him said angrily, while staring closely at the dazed little black fat man, and slashed at the little fat man in front of him.
half blood chick
Two system prompts sounded in Chutian's ears at the same time. Chutian naturally ignored the cheerful receptionist Kami and directly pondered the server-wide announcement. Could that person be me?
"Hey! Little brother, your clothes are awesome? How did you get them?" A bearded man next to Chu Tian said in surprise.
