Chapter Thirty-Nine First help the old man masturbate
The village chief was so angry at Chu Tian's words that his face turned blue and white, but thinking that Chu Tian would beg for help later, he was afraid that he would not be able to say anything.
So he simply said: "We had a meal at noon. Originally, I said that I would treat you, but I didn't have any money. But the owner of the tavern said that he would go to my house to get it after closing in the afternoon. Then he actually went. At that time, I was not there, and only the old woman was there.
At home, the tavern owner asked the old woman for money. The old woman asked what the reason was. Because he didn’t want to accuse me of defaulting on his debt and ruin my reputation, he said that I owed him 30 coppers. Later, the old woman found me and that was it."
Chu Tian was very surprised that this matter was too strange, so he asked: "Why did Auntie beat you like this? I just owe 30 coppers!"
The village chief rolled his eyes at Chu Tian and said, "You don't understand, 30 coppers is exactly the price of sleeping with the widow Liu next to the village."
Chu Tian burst out laughing. After doing this for a long time, he was unjustly accused by Aunt Yanhong of having a romantic relationship. Suddenly seeing the livid expression on the village chief's face, Chu Tian immediately stopped laughing and pretended to be confused and said: "Old man, you are not a virgin.
Are you pregnant with a huge sum of money? Why can't you even get 30 copper coins? Even if you can't get it, come to me to get it! We two brothers, why are you so polite?"
The village chief almost spat out a mouthful of black blood. He said in his heart that his biggest mistake was that he shouldn't have been polite to you. You ran so fast at that time. With your old bones, you couldn't catch up. I had no chance to get it from you.
But the village chief said: "A huge sum of money? After what happened last time, not to mention a huge sum of money, even the little wife is gone. Now I have nothing to lose." After the village chief said that, he spread his hands.
Chu Tian didn't want to talk about this topic with the village chief anymore, so he said instead: "I have completed the task. Now I will give you fifty dog legs?"
The village chief's eyes lit up and he said: "Okay! Brat, I can't see that you still have two skills! In just over an hour, you have solved the worries of the village for several years."
Chu Tianxin said that it was not that he had two hands, but that the people in the village were too useless. Such a strong and thick man could not even beat a dog, and he could only scare those weak little ladies with his fat body.
Chu Tian said modestly: "Haha, it was just a fluke!"
The village chief led Chu Tian to the outside of the tavern with his hands behind his back and said, "Give me your dog's leg and wait here for a while."
Chu Tian did as he was told, took out fifty dog legs and threw them on the wine table outside. The village chief did not have anything to wrap such magical things, so he had to bring a basin from the side and put the fifty dog legs on the table.
Loaded it and brought it into the tavern
Chu Tian was deeply shocked. The old man had hidden it so well. It was easy to say that this dog leg was not three pounds, but two pounds. The total of these fifty legs was at least a hundred pounds. The old man couldn't even hum.
He picked it up with a hum, and his pace was so steady, it's really hard to tell by appearance.
After a while, the village elder limped out, holding his waist, and his face was surprisingly white.
Chu Tian hurriedly stepped forward to help him, and asked in surprise: "Old man, what's wrong with you? It's so serious, why don't I send you to see a doctor?"
The village chief waved his hand and said: "It's okay, just help me sit for a while. I slipped my waist when I was doing the legwork just now."
Chu Tian immediately retracted his evaluation of the old man. It turned out that this guy was just showing off in front of him! He really deserved it!
Chu Tian helped the village chief to sit down at the wine table next to him. Unexpectedly, his hand slipped and the village chief fell to the ground.
"Ouch! Mommy! Mommy!"
The village chief bared his teeth and howled on the ground, with a painful expression on his face. But in Chu Tian's eyes, coupled with the village chief's howl, it was funny no matter how you looked at it.
But Chu Tian didn't dare to laugh because it was inhumane. Chu Tian hurriedly said: "Old man, I have been injured three times in a row. I'd better go to the village to find a doctor, just in case."
The village chief waved his hand to interrupt Chu Tian's words, shook his head and said, "It's no use looking for a doctor."
Chu Tian's movements stopped, and he thought to himself, could it be that the old man knew that his life span was over and he would die soon?
Thinking of this situation, Chu Tian became worried. The old man would die as soon as he died, but he had to finish the task before he died. He spent two hours, racking his brain and energy to kill fifty wild dogs.
Isn’t that the special reward?
Chu Tian immediately said sincerely: "Old man, if you are sick, we have to go to the doctor. You must not give up on yourself easily. Are you worried about having no money? I have it here. We are brothers. Isn't my money your money?
?Come on, I will carry you to find the doctor, and you will lead the way."
The village chief immediately became angry and said, "You brat, you dare to curse me. There are only veterinarians in this village. What do you mean?"
Chu Tian was stunned. He worked for a long time. This was the reason. As long as the village elder was not about to die, he could say anything. Chu Tian quickly helped the village elder up, served tea and water, until the village elder was served.
After feeling comfortable, the village elder finally calmed down.
"Ahem! You stinky boy! I want to eat some soy-flavored kidneys. I want them to be half-ripened." The village elder leaned on the table and shouted.
As soon as Chu Tian walked out of the tavern, he agreed and entered the tavern again. Chu Tian was filled with hatred. If it wasn't for that mission, why would he be so disrespectful to you?
After ordering the dishes, Chutian walked out of the tavern again. As soon as he sat down, the village elder shouted: "What the hell! Brat, my asshole is itchy, please help me scratch it a few times." He raised half of his buttocks as he said that.
Chu Tian endured the humiliation and came to the village chief's back. He thought to himself, "What is unbearable? Let me help you lick your asshole to see if I don't explode your anus directly. But ginger is still hot. The village chief may have expected it."
Chu Tian had such evil thoughts, so he only gave up half of his butt
Chu Tian felt unwilling and said: "Old man, isn't your butthole itchy? It's hard for me to scratch you when you sit like this."
The village chief said impatiently: "Just grab that half of the butt."
I can bear it! Chu Tian thought to himself, squatting next to the village chief, holding his nose with one hand to prevent his anger from invading his internal organs and poisoning him to death, and holding it hard with one hand.
Suddenly, the village chief's pupils narrowed suddenly, and the coquettishly dressed daughter of the old Wang family next door just passed by the village chief. The village chief swallowed hard and subconsciously said: "You bastard, help me masturbate first!
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After a while, he found that there was no sound. The village chief immediately realized that something was wrong. He lowered his head and looked at Chu Tian. Sure enough, Chu Tian squatted on the ground with a pale face. I was afraid that if he gave any verbal instructions, Chu Tian would immediately
Rampage
The village chief was not an unknown person in the world. He immediately smiled and changed the subject and said: "Haha! You brat! What are you doing squatting on the ground? Come, sit down, let's talk about that mission."
