Chu Tian clapped his hands in his heart, wishing that he hadn't killed this guy and let him fall back to level 9, go back to the village again, and call you a cruel little animal.
After a while, the young man got up from the cow dung and pushed up his glasses, only to find that there seemed to be no glasses in the game.
"Oh, wipe it, what am I? It smells so weird! Bah!" The little man hurriedly spit out the cow dung in his mouth.
Chu Tian was not a ruthless person, and kindly reminded him: "That's cow dung!" However, from his tone, it sounded more like gloating about someone else's misfortune.
"Well"
After reacting, Xiao Langjun turned around and vomited violently, almost vomiting out his large intestine.
After a long time, Xiao Langjun regained his breath, turned his head and looked at Chu Tian bitterly, and said in a deep voice: "It's all because of you, a hateful NPC, that you actually let me eat cow dung. I want you to die."
Having said that, Xiao Langjun first gave Chu Tian an appraisal. Don't look at Xiao Langjun's aggressiveness. In fact, he is almost as insignificant as Chu Tian. Logically speaking, others would just rush over after saying so, regardless of whether they live or die.
, but Xiaolangjun still needs to make an appraisal.
Character name:???
Biography:???
Character level:???
The appearance of three data that could not be displayed shocked Xiao Langjun. He could even identify a level 30 border guard. Could it be that the wretched man in front of him was higher than level 30?
Chu Tian didn't know what Xiao Langjun was thinking. Chu Tian was already angry when he heard Xiao Langjun's words before. He said, "You have to twist around on the horse yourself. If you fall, it will be your own fault. Obviously,
Chu Tian doesn’t understand what Thomas is at all.
Xiaolangjun didn't dare to take any action because he was worried that Chutian's level was too high, but Chutian didn't care about that. Since he was only a level 10 player, he wouldn't let you go easily.
Chu Tian drew out his iron bow and prepared to strike, but Chu Tian still spoke of some moral principles and squeaked first before taking action, so he said: "You bastard, if you dare to abuse small animals, my grandpa will take you in today."
Xiao Langjun had never been so humiliated since he was a child. He was furious in his heart and said, "I don't care what you do, I'll die if you die." So, he took out his big sword, the wind was blowing under his feet, and he rushed towards Chu Tian with his teeth and claws.
Unexpectedly, he stepped on cow dung, his foot slipped, and his body made a swooping movement due to inertia. It was completely like a low-altitude version of the flying fairy from heaven.
Hide the dragon into the sea? What an insidious boy, do you attack your lower body as soon as you make a move, or attack your most important part?
Chu Tian quickly retracted his move, turned around, and tried his best to dodge the sword. If he stabbed his younger brother to death, he would probably have to look for the Sunflower Book to practice after entering the city.
Because the incident happened suddenly, even Chu Tian could not completely avoid it. He was stabbed with a sword and a number 37 floated up.
Xiao Langjun was obviously frightened by this number. After all, he had more than 100 attacks, and he could only lose less than 40 HP. In other words, the person in front of him had a defense of more than 60, which was too high.
Confidence disappears in an instant
But before Chu Tian could make a move, when Xiao Langjun was stunned for a moment, Chu Tian struck Xiao Langjun with an iron bow, 127! An astonishing number floated up, and Chu Tian himself was frightened.
After all, the opponent is also a level 10 player, and if he can leave the newcomer village so quickly, he must not be an unknown person in the world. However, this gap is too big.
Chu Tian was about to take action, but the young man immediately shouted: "Hero, spare your life! Hero, please spare your life! I have an eighteen-year-old mother above me and an eighty-year-old daughter below me. Please spare my life, hero!"
Unexpectedly, Chu Tian really stopped, for no other reason than that the young gentleman in his position was so wretched that even Chu Tian felt a little ashamed of himself, so he also admired the young gentleman.
Chu Tian smiled and said: "Does your eighty-year-old daughter consider you your goddaughter? And that eighteen-year-old mother is also your godmother!"
Xiao Langjun quickly put away his sword, hugged Chu Tian and said, "This hero is really knowledgeable and insightful. I didn't expect that his thoughts were so sharp that you could even guess such a thing."
The young gentleman spoke sincerely, and the more Chu Tian read about it, the more he wanted to be friends with this young gentleman. Chu Tian waved his hand and said: "Brother, I am just a player. As the saying goes, you can't get to know each other without fighting. Today, we are so close to each other.
Let's have sex and make friends." Chu Tian let out a cold sweat behind his back. Why did he say that he was going to have sex? If Xiao Langjun heard this, he would probably think that he was a pervert.
Fortunately, Xiao Langjun was shocked by Chu Tian's previous words and did not notice the word "sexual intercourse". Xiao Langjun hesitated slightly and said, "Are you a player? Impossible!"
It was rare for Chu Tian to talk so much nonsense. He was regarded as an NPC. It was no longer a matter of one or two days, but three or four days. He gradually got used to it and directly sent a friend request.
After all the friend requests came over, Xiaolangjun still dared to suspect that Chutian was an NPC. He quickly clicked the confirmation button. Xiaolangjun was also curious about how Chutian could deal such high damage.
Chu Tian took a look at Xiao Langjun's information and found that the profile was exactly the same as his own profile before, "A wretched man! That's all."
Chu Tian was very sure that he had found his soulmate this time. Suddenly he noticed Xiaolangjun’s name. Chu Tian said suspiciously: “Tight anal masturbation for each other? What kind of weird name is this?”
Xiaolangjun didn't answer but asked: "Have you never seen the cartoon Seven Calabash Brothers?"
Chu Tian suddenly realized, and three black lines suddenly slid down his forehead. This damn boy turned out to be the King Kong Calabash Baby! Damn it! This name is really obscene and powerful! Only this name is worthy of the introduction.
Of course, Xiao Langjun would also seize the opportunity to attack Chu Tian and said with a smile: "Your introduction is really appropriate! A half-bird man in dog skin."
"Your name is quite obscene!"
"Yours isn't bad either"
"Ha ha!"
"Ha ha!"
The two laughed heartily, and their relationship quickly became closer. They were both wretched people, and they had a special connection. Even though they had only known each other for a while, they felt like they had known each other before, thinking that they could both be together.
See the epitome of your past self in the other person
"Brother Lei Feng is going to Linzi City?" she said with a smile.
Chu Tianxin said, isn't this obvious? On this road, if I don't go to Linzi City, how can I go to Foot Washing City?
Chu Tian said: "Brother Jin An, I am going to Linzi City, why don't we go together?"
The two people's wretchedness was fully demonstrated at this moment. It didn't matter who was older or younger. Anyway, I would call my brother out first. However, both of them were destined to be brothers, and no one would let the other go.
