Confucius once said: You must lock the door before doing anything between a man and a woman, otherwise you will be in trouble.
Although Zi may not specifically talk about men and women, let alone the concept of locking the door, this sentence still makes sense. For example, Xu Xiang regretted not listening to Zi. If he had remembered to lock the door, at least he would not have
He would be bumped into by Xia Yao, and it was a very standard way of catching a girl and fucking her in bed.
What's more important is that it doesn't matter if it's really a female. In fact, Xu Xiang didn't even get much of the tofu of Shangguan's solo dance.
"Xia Yao, isn't it okay that I was wrong?" In the living room, the three of them were sitting on the sofa. Xu Xiang just sat down for a few seconds when he was stared at by Xia Yao's resentful eyes, which was a bit unbearable. He said helplessly, no matter what
, it’s true that he has that kind of thoughts about Shangguan Dancing Solo, and an apology is nothing.
"I don't have anything to do with you if you want to do something like that with Xiao Wu, so you don't need to apologize to me." Xia Yao pursed her lips and said with enough jealousy to fill the entire living room.
Seeing Xia Yao clearly looking very concerned, Xu Xiang was even more helpless. After all, anyone with a discerning eye could see that he was going to do something like that with Shangguan Duwu. It was not a misunderstanding at all, and it was impossible for him to make up lies to deceive.
This gentle and gentle girl could only look at the other client with helpless eyes.
It's a pity that Xu Xiang will soon find out who he entrusted to someone else, or in other words, he has forgotten who he entrusted to him.
"Xiaoyao, actually I wanted to give you a surprise, so I hid in Xu Xiang's room." With a faint smile, Shangguan Duwu sat next to Xia Yao and said, but his tone suddenly changed
Feeling aggrieved, he covered his face with his hands, as if he was too embarrassed to show his face to others, "But I didn't expect that Xu Xiang would take the opportunity to do that to me. Unfortunately, I am too weak to compare with him..."
"I was wrong, I was really wrong." After hearing the vivid description of Shangguan's solo dance that contained infinite imagination, Xu Xiang covered his head and muttered to himself with a headache.
Xu Xiang was indeed wrong. He actually thought that Shangguan Duwu was telling the truth, and now it was impossible for him to interrupt her. Not to mention that even a few words could not stop Miss Duwu from being evil. Xia Yao alone would misunderstand him.
Trying to cover up the facts will only make things worse.
The final result is that Shangguan Duwu described herself as the victim of the incident, while Xu Xiang wanted to forcefully overthrow her perpetrator. If Xia Yao had not appeared in time, the harmful act would have succeeded.
"Xu Xiang..." After hearing the testimony of the "victim" Shangguan Duwu, Xia Yao narrowed her beautiful eyes with sharp eyes and glanced at Xu Xiang, and said in a meaningful tone, and then immediately finalized the punishment
, "You can eat instant noodles tonight, your dinner will be given to Xiao Wu."
"Can you give me an egg?"
"What do you think?"
"Okay then." Xu Xiang shrugged his head and said dejectedly, then glared at Shangguan Duwu, the instigator, from an angle that Xia Yao couldn't see, but received a triumphant look with a "V" in it.
The victory gesture is indeed a gesture that would rather offend a villain than a woman.
Especially a woman like Shangguan Duwu who has a level of evil that reaches the level of a god.
"Where are you going?" Seeing Xu Xiang leave his seat and walk towards the entrance, Shangguan Duwu asked quickly. She was just showing off her evil nature. She didn't really want to make the relationship between Xia Yao and Xu Xiang worse. If necessary,
She wouldn't mind telling the truth, or even saying it was her initiative.
"Go pick up Xiaoyu." Xu Xiang waved his hand and said without looking back.
"You are not allowed to eat secretly on the road. If you are caught by me, I will make you eat instant noodles without seasoning for a week." Xia Yao must have expected that Xu Xiang was going to pick up Xiao Yu, and added, the leader of the housework
The powerful deterrence was vividly demonstrated at this time.
"I know." As these words fell, there was the sound of the door opening and closing.
"Xiaoyao, you don't really think that Xu Xiang forced me, do you?" Xia Yao's last words made Shangguan Duwu feel a little sorry for Xu Xiang, and asked cautiously. She still knew that after eating instant noodles for a week, there was no seasoning.
The result is that the whole person becomes instant noodles.
"No." Xia Yao said with a smile similar to that of Shangguan Dancing Alone and Wang Xue, "It's just a small punishment for him. Who told him to provoke so many girls?"
…
Xu Xiang, who was walking on the way to Quanzhou University, had no idea that the biggest culprit that caused him to eat instant noodles without eggs at night was not Shangguan Duwu, but Xia Yao, who was the least likely to be evil in conventional thinking. But even if he
The most I know is that I can only sigh with emotion——
"Xia Yao is really led astray."
The road from the community to Quanzhou University is full of lively shopping streets, with a large flow of people. It is now the peak period after school and get off work, and the streets are full of people. This time period is also a prime time for pickpockets. , it is easier to escape when there are more people, and even if you are caught, you only need to throw the stolen goods aside, and it will be difficult for the other party to tell you without evidence.
As for the crowds of people, don't worry. The definition of passers-by is to just watch and not say anything. Even if someone kills someone on the street in the downtown area, no one will call the police immediately, let alone if it is just a petty theft. This is really ironic.
However, just when Xu Xiang was thinking about how to make instant noodles special and looking for an opportunity to punish Shangguan Duwu, some garbled voices came from not far ahead. When he looked at it,
Astonishingly, a large group of passers-by were watching.
"You said you didn't steal it. What is this thing that was found on your body?"
"I really didn't steal it. I don't know why your wallet ended up on me. It's your business to believe it or not."
"Stop, you are stealing something and trying to run away. Is there any law anymore? I have to send you to the Public Security Bureau today!"
When Xu Xiang took a few steps closer, the sound of someone quarreling came from the center of the crowd, and the voices got louder and louder, attracting more and more passers-by to watch, and even some idle shop owners and customers started to watch.
It is the general trend to run out and join in the fun.
"What's going on?"
"Someone stole something and was caught red-handed and refused to admit it. No, he should be sent to the police station."
"Even thieves are so rampant now, and the police really don't know what to do."
"that is."
Hearing the innocuous "talking" of two passers-by outside, Xu Xiang showed a sarcastic smile. Most people can only act so aloof when the matter has nothing to do with them. Once they are put in the position of thieves
