When I grabbed the mouse with both hands and typed this line on the keyboard, I couldn't help but stop and took out a Tianxiaxiu low-grade cigarette that had been with me for four months (one dollar was enough).
Buy the six-pack type), light it with a match, and hold it in the corner of your mouth
I am lucky at this moment, because "Zombie Summoner" has finally been fattened up and put on the shelves, waiting for readers to butcher it.
First of all, I would like to thank the 17k writing platform, my editor-in-chief Mr. Bai Yunkong (although I don’t know why I was given a message that the contract failed to be signed first, and then two messages of approval), and the beautiful editor Xiaoxue (I
I feel like she is a woman, but I don’t know if she is or not) and the wandering fan who shouted the slogan "Humans can no longer stop me" was loud and clear.
Furthermore, I would like to express my sincere gratitude to all readers, dear friends, and brothers (I really don’t know if there are any sisters reading this). It is you who have allowed me to go all the way, all the way to the day of being slaughtered. I want to thank you.
, thank you for giving me the tangle of pain and joy when being slaughtered.
I am also grateful to a group of brothers in my book club (72256181), 'Leng Feng' (nicknamed Hunter ak), the 'Temple of People' who is far away from the 'peak' and cherishes life, and the 'floating clouds' that are often said to make chrysanthemums disappear together with thunder and lightning.
'Shenma', and the little friend 'Hunshang' who has devoted his whole life to the cause of anti-riot and wears gold-digging pants, and the miserable Xiaowei (men should not be too cruel to themselves), 'the oldest child' and 'the only hunter'
There are too many "Tiansuo" and so on (the relatives who are not listed, the mouse is remembering it in his heart, "Ziyan" will not forget you, as well as the friends who silently support you on the mobile phone and the website (that Laputa watcher)
, the mouse will remember you, the first reader to say me 2, haha, but I still have to thank you), thank you for accompanying the mouse through the most difficult February
Now, 400,000 words have been written in the book, which far exceeds the requirement to be put on the shelf (300,000 words). The mouse has no other purpose, as long as everyone is happy. Although the style of this book is more exciting, it will develop in the direction of humor and ambiguity.
little by little
Having said so much, the time has come to show Mouse's vulgarity. On March 1st, Mouse's book will be on the shelves. Mouse has nothing else to ask for. He only has one thing to say, stay away from piracy, cherish life, support genuine books, don't
Carrying forward the traditional spirit of 'cottage version'
(Let’s talk about issues related to recharging kb for reading books. The most affordable one is to use online banking (cards from Industrial and Commercial Bank of China, Agricultural Bank of China, China Construction Bank, Alipay, and Quick Money are also good) to recharge, 6 yuan = 600 kb = chapter
= Two hours of Internet fee = A bowl of Malatang = A 1995 Nanjing cigarette, which is ultimately equal to the ultimate explosive power of a mouse. The second method is: China Unicom recharge card 50 yuan = 5000kb, Shenzhouxing recharge card (50 =
4700kb, three yuan handling fee), the third method is = game point card (Shanda Card, Jiuyou, Perfect, Fox, NetEase), this method is suitable for young and old men, bandits and robbers, and homebodies.
Recharge, it is sold on various websites. Remember to ask for the secret card when buying some cards.) Next, let’s talk about the update plan and corresponding arrangements in March. Rats are more pursuing quality, and they will update at least two times a day to ensure the minimum. If March 1
If the number of readers who subscribe to the website exceeds 50, there will be a minimum of three updates every day from now on. If the number of subscriptions on this day exceeds 150, then the minimum of four updates will not be a legend. The maximum motivation limit for subscriptions is five updates a day.
The smoke is almost out, and the mice are going to prepare for the outbreak on the 1st. As for whether it is a bigger outbreak on the 20th, I don’t know, maybe it is, maybe it is not.
On March 1st, the mouse is waiting for you all. As long as you don’t let the mouse down, the mouse will never let you down. The mouse will prepare a headline now and write the five words [Crazy Mouse]. Brothers, make me crazy.
Code words! The motivation of subscribing, the motivation of flowers, the motivation of pk, the motivation of stamping, the motivation of commenting, the motivation of collecting, all smashing at the mouse together, it is best to make me die!
I will stop writing here and sincerely salute and bow to everyone.
No matter ups and downs, please accompany Mouse and "Zombie Summoner Online Game" to the end. As long as you don't give up, Mouse will never give up.
It will be more exciting after it is released!
(Why is there something wrong with the smell of cigarette smoke in this show? Damn it, is it a copycat version?)
