Chapter 1573 Youre just leaving it here so that I can make a fool of myself
With a bang, the puppet whose signal receiving device was destroyed was thrown in front of Song Shuhang.
"Since you want it, I'll give it to you. Come on, transform it into a mecha. I'm optimistic about you!"
Song Shuhang: "..."
As the weakest IQ among the three of them, the seniors may think too highly of him. With his two actions, let alone transforming the puppet, whether he can dismantle the puppet is another matter.
"You don't know how to transform? If you don't know how to transform, then just go and cool off. If you don't even know how to transform mechas, what's the point of living?"
Song Shuhang: "..."
I'm so sorry for dragging down everyone's cultural level! I'm going to die next to you.
Song Shuhang, who was in an explosive state of mind, squatted on the snow on one side and drew circles. He felt that he would always pass by those people with extremely cool painting styles.
He originally thought that after cultivating immortality, he would be able to master swordsmanship and travel around the world in style. As it turned out, the foundation-building technique he learned was Vajra Basic Fist Technique, and the naming method was the sad Vajra Basic Fist Technique 1, Vajra Basic Fist Technique 2. The elegant swordsmanship he longed for was completely missing.
Regardless of his talent, the only swordsmanship he has learned is the Holy Light Evil-Slaying Sword used by the Paladin. It looks extremely good and at the same time, there seems to be no difference between his swordsmanship and swordsmanship.
Now that the crazy and cool mecha was in front of him, there was nothing he could do. Song Shuhang, who was drawing circles on the ground beside him, felt that he could still save something, so he licked his face and moved closer to Lan Nuo.
"Fellow Taoist, let's discuss something. If there are more puppets coming over soon, can you help me transform a set of cool armor?"
Lan Nuo nodded and said, "Okay! How many spiritual stones will you produce?"
Song Shuhang: "..."
Song · was penniless and still owed a warehouse of spiritual stones · Shuhang
"Although I don't have a spiritual stone, I do have the Blade Intent Tongxuan Lotus Seed. Not only does it contain more Sword Intent than the Sword Intent Tongxuan Grass, it is also very delicious."
Lan Nuo silently condensed Fentian's sword intent on his body. The proficiency of that sword intent was even more exaggerated than Song Shuhang's.
"Ahem, if you don't want Daoyi Tongxuan lotus seeds, I also have living spring water here, which is also extremely delicious. After taking it once, it can increase your life span by 50 years. Although everyone will only have the effect the first time they take it, but
You probably haven't taken it yet. How can a monk think his life is short?"
Lan Nuo still shook his head.
"It's not that I don't want to help you, nor do I dislike your reward, but if you think about it carefully, if you were the controller of the puppets and donated two puppets in succession at the door of this space, you would still act like a fool.
Is the third puppet coming in?"
Bang!
A puppet flew out of the space door and landed with a crash: "That venerable man must have never imagined that I would dare to send another puppet in immediately after losing a puppet. I definitely wasn't paying attention to the exit of the space door at the moment! I happened to take advantage of this opportunity.
This opportunity slipped in! Hahaha! I am so smart."
Song Shuhang: "..."
Senior Bai two: "..."
Lan Nuo: "..."
Yes, you are really so smart. You have learned to go against the routine.
Just as he laughed proudly, he saw the three of them exiting the invisibility state. The Venerable White was using his mind to control the parts of his puppet to float in mid-air, rapidly transforming it, and now turned towards him.
At one glance, it was as if he was looking at a mentally retarded person.
"I'm still busy here, so I'll leave this guy to you two. It should be no problem to deal with him, right?"
Song Shuhang nodded: "It's just a defeated general, Ye Si! Let's activate the three-headed and six-armed mode."
The next moment, two heads protruded from the squirrel's shoulders, one was a bookish beauty, and the other was a beauty with golden tears, as if made of gold.
Under his shoulders, two additional pairs of arms stretched out from the ribs. They were also two pairs of fairy arms.
And each of these three heads and six arms holds different weapons, and the style of the painting is completely messed up.
But although the style of painting collapsed, the combat effectiveness of this strange transformation is not weak at all. After all, Ye Si, the spirit ghost, is a fifth-grade golden elixir spiritual emperor and is about to be promoted to the sixth grade. The combat power alone is greater than that of the puppet opposite.
powerful.
Just when he had just completed his transformation and was about to show off his skills, a blurry figure next to him had already rushed out. From a long distance, Lan Nuo was used to controlling drones and missiles, using beyond visual range to strike before the enemy found him.
Just kill your opponent.
But at close range, Lan Nuo prefers to have his bayonet see red and kill with a high-speed blow that his opponent can't even react to.
The mecha materials used by both sides are the same, and basically it can be said that there is no difference in panel properties. Even the improved mecha is even better.
Lan Nuo started ejecting, and a blade had been ejected from his elbow. The high-frequency vibration of the blade cut through iron as well as mud, and it was strengthened by a steady stream of core spiritual power. The lethality was extremely terrifying, at least cutting through the opponent like butter.
There is absolutely no problem with my body.
Lan Nuo's eyes were at a loss at this moment, and his intuition and calculation controlled his body at the same time.
Countless data seemed to be presented in his eyes, and the enemy's weaknesses were reflected in his mind in the form of data. He was very clear about the advantages and disadvantages of both sides. His biggest disadvantage was that he knew too few spells.
From the time he started practicing to now, the total time has not exceeded five days. No matter how fast he learns, he has only just learned two foundation-building techniques, Confucian writing and ancient languages, plus a little bit of Immortal Cooking.
Knife skills.
With just such a small amount of skills, if you fight with the opponent for a long time, you will soon be exhausted, so you must fight quickly and kill with one blow, without giving the opponent a chance to use spells.
Therefore, when Song Shuhang was still giving himself a blessing and using the three-headed and six-armed mode, Lan Nuo had already rushed out.
All the spiritual power in his body was used to accelerate, and even two of the thrusters behind his back exploded in the process, but the acceleration of exploding the thrusters was also meaningful. The stunned puppet was at a loss. In this short time
At that moment, he didn't realize what happened at all. He just instinctively raised his hand to resist. But how could such an instinctive action be able to defeat an attack that had been refined and calculated over thousands of times? Although Lan Nuo did not start a rehearsal for him, this kind of hard power
In a battle that is not much different, unlocking the genetic lock is enough to achieve an instant kill with one blow.
This time the position of the signal receiver was quietly adjusted, but to no avail. As a mechanical master, Lan Nuo could tell at a glance where the new signal receiver was hidden.
At the moment before the opponent could react, he raised the knife and dropped it. The sword intention of the Burning Sky Flame Knife was attached to the short dagger ejected from the arm, increasing the power of the attack. At the same time, he sideways bypassed the opponent's arm to resist, and caught him by surprise.
The knife was stabbed at an angle and hit the signal receiver without any delay. A burst of black smoke came out. Lan Nuo, who was already behind his opponent, turned his back to the puppet and retracted the ejected blade from his arm.
The puppet with black smoke behind him slowly fell to the ground. The image was so impactful that Song Shuhang, who had just transformed and was about to take action, was stunned. Aren't you two using the same quality equipment? Why did it take seconds? Don't you?
Should we fight for 300 rounds and then wait until I strike hard to turn the tide?
Senior Bai glanced this way and sighed with some surprise: "What a beautiful blow. If I were in the same realm, I might not be able to block it. By the way, I just remembered it now. I just saw your kid's blow."
I felt something was wrong at that time, but now I finally realized it, you have the talent of heaven, right? And so many of you have the appearance of heaven, right? Are the talents of heaven so worthless now?"
Lan Nuo: "..."
Why is it that even a big boss can see that he has the appearance of heaven, making him look like the stupid onion in Song Shuhang's core world?
Song Shuhang has never heard that Senior Bai would have such a high opinion of a person. This is Senior Bai, the ruler of Jiuyou. Shouldn't he be invincible when he is in the same realm? He even said that the blow just now was in the same realm.
, he may not be able to stop it. The only ones who can be at the same level as the Lord of the Nine Nethers are Confucian saints, right? Even the Emperor of Heaven may be slightly inferior.
So this guy is the reincarnation of a Confucian saint, and he hasn’t run away! Maybe he will have another golden thigh in the future. Why don’t you hug him tightly now while he is still weak?
When Song Shuhang was thinking wildly, a sentence was thrown beside him: "How much living spring water are you going to give me to help transform it? Although the living spring water is only effective the first time you take it, if he really
If it is very delicious, I can buy it as an ingredient. It may have a good effect when used for cooking. The same goes for Daoyi Tongxuan lotus seeds. If it is delicious enough, it can also be used as an ingredient. After all, I am also an immortal chef.
Coming."
Song Shuhang nodded repeatedly. His stomach was still a little bloated. Logically speaking, cultivators no longer needed to poop, and there would be no gastrointestinal problems, but he couldn't bear it. He ate too much just now. He still has endless aftertaste.
At the same time, he saw Senior Bai giving him a look. He immediately understood and returned to his core world mentally to take out a handful of lotus seeds. These are the four-in-one large-scale Daoyi Tongxuan lotus seeds.
Not only was it larger in size, but the taste was also even better. He even filled a bucket full of water from the living spring. After all, he was the golden thigh of the future, so he had to hold it tightly now.
Both of them were preparing to hug each other's thighs. Lan Nuo was preparing to hug the protagonist's thigh tightly to try to get lucky, while Song Shuhang wanted to call the police. The thigh of the reincarnated Confucian saint was completely unaware of how unlucky his luck was.
As for the look that Senior Bai just gave him, Song Shuhang actually didn't understand it. He didn't understand why Senior Bai wanted to facilitate the deal between the two of them?
But he soon understood that Lan Nuo relied on electricity to control the puppet to levitate, and then quickly disassembled and remodeled it. The progress quickly caught up with or even surpassed Senior White. While the progress was synchronized with Senior White, Senior White
The progress over there also accelerated. Lan Nuo didn't notice this detail, but Song Shuhang, who had been watching the show, noticed that the two people's movements were almost synchronized, like copying and pasting.
He immediately discovered the trick here. As a high-achieving student who was admitted to a key university, he was very familiar with the technique of cheating in exams, even if he could not be said to be proficient. He had never copied other people's papers, and he had never seen anyone copy his own.
?
Senior White Two has clearly forgotten how to reform and is copying homework here. No wonder he just gave me a look to let him agree to the deal. It turns out that Senior White Two also copied others' homework sometimes.
Sometimes some people just don't understand what it means to die if you don't seek death. Song Shuhang kept cueing Senior Two in his heart. Even if the other party didn't want to use his mind-reading skills, as the Lord of Nine Netherworld, his name was constantly being read.
, can also feel it, and his rich inner drama is continuously transmitted to Senior Bai's mind.
Senior Bai two: "..."
Being outspoken is a disease and must be cured!
Song Shuhang didn't know why he suddenly felt a chill on his back. The look in Senior Bai's eyes when he looked at him suddenly became dangerous. He always felt like he would turn into a little insect and be swatted to death at any time.
Lan Nuo finally completed the transformation of the mecha, and Senior Bai also completed the homework. Each of the three of them had a mecha, which looked like clones after wearing it.
"We are completely unrecognizable like this!" Senior Bai Two likes to be different. However, because of the homework they just copied, the two mechas are exactly the same, and even the three of them are almost exactly the same. After thinking for a moment,
Senior Bai Two temporarily developed a small spell, dyeing!
Bang, bang, bang, there were three sounds of smoke explosions, and the three people's mechas were dyed different colors.
"Just use the three primary colors for the three mechas!" Jiuyoubai, who was wearing a blue mecha, suddenly felt much more comfortable.
Lan Nuo was quite satisfied with the red color scheme on his body. It was very close to the original color scheme of the steel suit, and it didn't look out of place.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Who can tell me why my mecha is green? Please return the silver-white mecha to me, okay? I am not a shooting star, and I have no interest in dyeing this thing green!
However, Senior Bai ignored his request. The three primary colors must be neat and tidy! Since ancient times, red and blue have appeared in CP. Wouldn't it look strange if there was no green beside him?
"Senior Bai, what strange things have you learned in this world?"
The movement speed of the three people who put on the mechas was obviously faster, mainly because the speed of the two oil bottles was accelerated. Not long after they were walking on the snowy field, they encountered a willow tree. The willow tree looked pretty good, Xiu Xiu said.
In order to barely reach the sixth-grade level, he was guarding the only way forward. He was obviously one of the guards. Senior Bai Two looked at this good-looking willow tree. He nodded with satisfaction: "You will call me from now on.
Tree tree will be my pet No. 4 from now on."
Dryad: "..."
Song Shuhang: "...I'm used to it!"
Continuing forward, the snowfield turned into a swamp, and an ugly sixth-grade crocodile jumped out of the swamp: "Jie Jie Jie Jie! The intruders who do not know life or death should become my food!"
boom!
Senior Bai Two put down the still-smoking God-Destroying Cannon: "It's too ugly! It's not qualified to be my pet."
The big crocodile was reduced to ashes, leaving only one leg rolling and falling in front of the three people.
At the same time, the other two people all looked at Lan Nuo and said in unison: "You are the Immortal Chef, right?"
