I held the car keys and turned them around in my hands. Well, I was standing next to the car like a rich man. Well, waiting for my mistress!
By the time it was past 6 o'clock, I was really speechless. I didn't know if Lin Yeyu was taking a shower or something, but he kept doing it for more than an hour. Oh my God, are all women like this?
Just when I was thinking about whether to go get something to eat first, a miracle happened. Lin Yeyu came out in style. She was wearing a white dress. Well, the red dress that I despised was finally replaced.
White clothes suit Lin Yeyu’s temperament!
With a faint smile, I said: "Ye Yu, you are so beautiful!"
Lin Yeyu grinned and rubbed her waist: "How about it, you look beautiful!"
My mouth watered, and I stared at it for nearly half a minute. Damn, Lin Yeyu looks so monstrous. She is absolutely stunning in appearance. Even a person with such a high level of determination like me would be surprised at first glance at her.
My heart beats faster and I can't resist the feeling. If I could marry such a good woman back, tsk tsk, I would be happy.
Lin Yeyu glanced at me, and when he saw me like this, he turned around and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, stop looking, you're already late!"
I reacted instantly and jumped up like an electric shock. I quickly opened the car door and pushed Lin Yeyu in. "Hurry, hurry, hurry! You're late!"
Lin Yeyu's head was covered with black lines and I forcibly dragged him away.
Chery QQ roared and the engine roared as it flew away.
…
Ten minutes later, I was already outside the teacher, carrying six steamed buns, two cups of soy milk, a bowl of rice porridge, and a black thread in my hand. Girl, this girl is so speechless, she even said she was late and wouldn’t go to eat.
I just made some things like this for dinner. As for the rest, it seems like there’s really nothing else! Well, it’s just embarrassing. After all, we are also the ones who get a few dollars every minute, so now we’re done.
Peeking in from the window, the biology teacher was sitting behind the podium in front, looking at his watch and below from time to time, as if he was waiting for something.
I frowned slightly, pressed Lin Yeyu behind me, and said quietly: "Wait a minute, let's go in quietly..."
Lin Yeyu: ‘What, louder!’ Me: ‘Wait a minute…’
The sound exceeded 40 decibels. The biology teacher heard it and glanced over. Immediately, countless eyes also swept over.
I felt these eyes speechlessly, either burning, or happy, or jealous... Well, my arrival seemed to tell them something, "I, Zuo Duyou, am back!"
The biology teacher sat behind the podium, smiled and said: "Classmate Zuo Duyou, come in!"
I dragged Lin Yeyu in slowly. Girl, I originally planned to come here in a low-key manner today, and then say hello to my brothers. But now, I’ve been beaten by Lin Yeyu, a slow bitch.
delayed.
Alas, what a mistake!
Lin Yeyu's high-heeled leather shoes seemed to be telling the whole world, I'm here.
I dragged Lin Yeyu to my last row and sat down. Lin Yeyu was even more shocked when he saw that there was no table next to me, but Shen Xiaoqi laughed so happily that he slapped Shen Xiaoqi's table and said, "You
,stand up!"
Shen Xiaoqi stood up in a dazed manner, and then watched helplessly as Lin Yeyu took away his stool, not daring to say anything. He looked at me with a look of grievance on his face.
I covered my mouth and chuckled, haha, Lin Yeyu has also learned some of Yi Ren's domineering ways.
The biology teacher stood up from the stage and said with a smile: "Classmate Zuo Duyou has agreed to take the college entrance examination with us, so we have to work hard and get into a good school together."
Zhang Cang shouted: "The teacher is wise, the head teacher is wise! It's great that Lao Zuo is back!"
The biology teacher raised his eyebrows: "Yes, very good. To celebrate, I think we should hand out this mock paper, that one, to the class representatives!"
Everyone wailed in unison, banged the textbooks on the table, and cursed: "How could this be possible? It's not like this! Lao Zuo, you..."
I raised my eyebrows: "There's nothing I can do!"
Ever since, a bitter scene has appeared. I originally thought that there would be a warm reception or something when I returned to school. But now, I am back in time for the exam, so I'll give it a try!
I put aside the first question: What is the largest cell in the human body! a: Wheat seed, b: proton, c: Sadako, d: egg.
With a stroke of my pen, d.
When Lin Yeyu saw it, he immediately pulled my test paper away, "No, it's c!"
I frowned: "Sister, don't make trouble. You don't understand."
Lin Yeyu smiled and said, "I am a master, I got 608 points in the college entrance examination!"
"What are you studying!"
"liberal arts!"
"The students below are not allowed to plagiarize or speak!"
The two of us were so frightened that we lay down behind the books. Fortunately, there were books blocking us. Well, despite our usual good relationship with the biology teacher, when we arrived at the examination room, he was still quite dignified.
However, Lin Yeyu refused to let me change this answer, and there was nothing I could do.
When the thirty minutes were up, I handed in the paper directly. Then, I kept talking to Zhang Cang in front and Shen Xiaoqi next to me. The scene was extremely lively.
A few minutes later, the biology teacher laughed: "Haha, yes, Zuo Duyou, you scored 99 points in the exam, which is worthy of praise. But, is the largest cell in the human body obviously an egg? How could it be Sadako? It seems that you look at Japan Watched too many movies!”
I burst into tears. I haven’t watched any Japanese movies, except of course Mr. Ao’s.
Lin Yeyu was still dissatisfied: "Isn't it right? Isn't the largest cell in the human body Zhenzi? Then what, men don't have it, so how can it be considered a human body? It should be said to be a woman's human body!"
