Before Yunzheng, who was full of love, had time to care whether his golden-winged roc had spread its wings, he suddenly jumped away, put away all the unserious expressions on his face, and sat down on the chair like a gentleman.
Got it
The thirteenth princess noticed that he suddenly let go of her, and she felt relieved, but she seemed a little regretful and disappointed. Seeing Yun Zheng's expression, she couldn't help but wonder: "Brother Zheng, why are you...?"
Yun Zheng said inwardly: Could it be that Yan'er, my little darling, wants to ask me why I don't want to go any further? Oh, I don't want to, but I really can't! - Look, here comes your damn Sixth Brother who specializes in bad things and good things.
Got it
"Shh!" Yun Zheng raised his index finger to his mouth and said, "Your sixth brother is here."
The Thirteenth Princess knew about Yun Zheng's martial arts, so she was not surprised that he heard the movement outside in advance. She just pouted her mouth slightly and sat aside reluctantly.
Yun Zheng's hearing was naturally not impeccable, and he was already familiar enough with Lin Xi's footsteps. Just as he was silently reciting "Five, four, three, two, one...appear!", the sound of pushing the door suddenly sounded.
rang out, and at the same time Lin Xi's voice came over: "Is anyone here?"
Yun Zheng secretly laughed in his stomach. The brat looked like the Six Wise Kings outside. He was polite and courteous. However, there were no outsiders in Sanbao Tower at the moment, so Yun Zheng snorted and said: "No.
Sir, please come back, King Six Sages."
Downstairs, Lin Xi laughed and quickened her pace. When she came upstairs, she was not surprised at all when she saw the Thirteenth Princess. Instead, she said: "Thirteenth Sister, my mother-in-law asked me to come back to you."
The thirteenth princess was stunned for a moment: "Go back with me? I told my father when I came out."
"I'm looking for you to take you back, not to take you back. Why are you anxious?" Lin Xi said as she unceremoniously found a chair to sit on.
"Do you know what's going on?" Princess Thirteen asked with a frown. Obviously, as she was approaching the end of her life, it was rare for her to leave the palace, and she didn't want to go back so soon.
"I don't know, but the mother-in-law's visit to you must not be about political matters. I think it may be related to your Ji Li matter." Lin Xi was not in a hurry at all.
"This..." The Thirteenth Princess was a little embarrassed
Yun Zheng looked at Lin Xi who was sitting still, then turned to the Thirteenth Princess and said: "Since it is Concubine Qin who has summoned you, Yan'er, you should go first. Anyway, the New Year is coming soon. It won't be long after the New Year.
The gift is coming soon.”
The Thirteenth Princess nodded helplessly: "Okay, Brother Zheng, I will send someone to contact you about Yan'er leaving Sanbao Tower first."
Yunzheng smiled and nodded.
After the Thirteenth Princess left, Lin Xi looked at Yun Zheng mischievously, but said nothing. She just blinked her eyes, as if she was thinking something wrong.
Yun Zheng glared at him: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen a handsome man like me?"
"Plop!" Lin Xi puffed out, looking like she couldn't stand you, and said: "Please, do you call me a man? You call me a boy! You are a little chick, but you are still a man, so...
"
Yun Zheng was furious, thinking about how many bare-butt women I have seen. Although 99.99% of them were seen in the vagina, they were still seen. As for the chicks, holy shit, that's not it.
Is it because this young marshal has just crowned me?
Yun Zheng was furious, leaning against the railing, Xiao Xiao Yu Xie... Oh, there was no rain, it was snow. Xue Xie was about to tremble when he saw Lin Xi waving her hands repeatedly: "Hey, eh, a gentleman talks but doesn't use his hands... You are honest
Tell me, what did you do to my thirteenth sister just now?"
"What did you do?" Yun Zheng looked like I didn't know anything, with an innocent face: "What do you mean by that?"
"Tch, do you think my eyes don't work well or something? It's obvious that Thirteenth Sister's face was red just now and her clothes were wrinkled..." Lin Xi said as if she was revealing a secret.
"Stop it!" Yunzheng said quickly
"Why, are you willing to admit it?" Lin Xi was very proud.
Yun Zheng said in his heart, it's strange, this is me picking up your sister, why are you so happy? But he said: "What are you admitting? Yan'er blushed because I just said that people like Wei Yingwu, Du Mu, and Bai Juyi,
Everyone is a sinister person..."
"Ah?" Lin Xi was shocked: "Why do you say that? What evidence do you have?"
"Yes, of course there is!" Yunzheng stretched out three fingers and said solemnly: "There are three poems to prove it."
Lin Xi's eyes widened: "Tell me, if you can't give me a reason..."
Yun Zheng was too lazy to listen to his threat. It was bullshit anyway, so he said directly: "Let's talk about Wei Yingwu first."
Lin Xi nodded
Yun Zheng said: "Wei Yingwu, just this name is what men in the world yearn for..."
"What do you mean?" Lin Xi didn't understand and interrupted.
"Are you stupid? Wei Yingwu, Wei Yingwu... you are a hard object!" Yunzheng glared at him fiercely, looking like he was angry.
Lin Xi opened her mouth wide: "...Uh, you, you continue."
Yun Zheng then continued: "Have you read "Chuzhou West Stream"? The lonely grass grows beside the stream, and there are orioles singing in the deep trees. The spring tide brings the rain in the evening, and there is no boat crossing the wild crossing."
"Of course I have read it, do you need to say that?"
Yunzheng nodded solemnly: "Well, that's good, let me analyze it for you: the first sentence uses poetry to describe women: 'I pity the grass growing beside the stream.' Morning light, you must know that this grass is not that grass, this grass is not that grass."
The stream is not that stream! The second sentence: 'There are orioles singing above and deep in the trees'. In fact, this sentence is a major failure of this poem. It is better to change it to 'There are white pigeons singing deep in the trees', which is more appropriate. The third sentence:'
The spring tide brings rain and comes late. Tide and urgency highlight the main reasons and processes for doing certain things. The last sentence is, "There is no one crossing the wild boat." Look, when the thing is over, the people left, the boat will be free.
Everything that needs to be done is done, everything that needs to be done is done, and when you leave, you will never be sloppy, and you will be able to leave cleanly and neatly. It can be said that you feel free and easy! What does it mean to "go away when the matter is over, and hide deeply"
Name'?——That's it."
Lin Xi was stunned, and after a while she finally came to her senses: "Then what happened to Du Mu and Bai Juyi?"
Yun Zheng said: "Don't believe it? Okay, let's continue. Let's talk about Du Mu first and then talk about "Send to Judge Han Chuo of Yangzhou" and "Bo Qinhuai".
Lin Xi said: "Okay, these two poems are about worrying about national affairs, I don't believe you can call them pornographic poems."
Yun Zheng chuckled, saying in his heart that you underestimated me. He said proudly: "The green mountains are faint and the water is far away. Autumn has ended and the grass has not withered in the south of the Yangtze River. On a bright moonlit night on the twenty-fourth bridge, where can a beautiful woman teach me how to play the flute... a smoke cage
The cold water moon cages the sand, I berth in Qinhuai at night near a restaurant, the merchant girl does not know the hatred of the country's subjugation, and she still sings the flowers across the river." After reading, his expression changed, "Du Mu is actually the most perverted among the poets. His poems will "play the flute"
The words were put into the poem to fool the public, and it actually became a famous poem. The second poem is also a perverted one, "The flowers are still singing across the river," and in one sentence, "Get fire from across the bank" and "**
"Flower Blossom" are two difficult postures, and they are so perverted and unscrupulous, so...Eh? Brother Chen Guang? What's wrong with you?"
Lin Xi looked at Yunzheng with a dull expression, and finally said with difficulty: "Chengfeng, I just found out today that you are indeed a prodigy."
