Chapter 13: Both civil and martial arts go to explore or pick flowers?
This voice is familiar!
Yun Zheng's heart moved, and he glanced at Lin Xi and the Thirteenth Princess. Seeing that their expressions had changed drastically, he immediately knew that he was not mistaken. He quickly bowed in the direction of the voice and said: "Wei Chen Yun Zheng
,Kowtow to my emperor, long live, long live, long live!"
He chanted worship loudly in his mouth, and cursed loudly in his heart: "Worship the dead, worship the dead, I will not be angry, I will not be angry..."
The rest of the people had also met the emperor, so naturally they had knelt down long ago and kept saying "Long live the emperor".
The voice was startled and ignored everyone, but asked Yunzheng alone: "Xiao Zheng'er, the last time you saw me was probably three or four years ago? You still remember my voice?" The others waited.
They were all people who had met the emperor, so they naturally kowtowed to him long ago and kept saying "Long live the emperor".
Yun Zheng thought to himself that when the opportunity to flatter him came, he saw a solemn expression on his face, and said with sincerity: "Jun Jun, your Majesty, your Majesty is the object of allegiance to all ministers in the world. How dare you not remember your voice? How can you not remember your voice?"
A middle-aged man wearing a bright yellow brocade robe walked out of the outer garden, with a faint smile on his elegant face, and said: "I haven't seen you for a few years, Xiao Zheng'er, you have really grown up? Look,
This arrogance is indeed from the Yun family! Even your father was a little shorter than you back then - everyone, stand up!" Yun Zheng continued to curse in his heart, but everyone stood up to thank him.
"I am afraid that as a son of a human being, how can I dare to compare with my father?"
Emperor Wanchang smiled and said: "It seems that Xiao Zheng'er has really grown up. I remember when I saw you a few years ago, you were still helping Xiao Liu'er dig bird's nests from the big tree in the imperial garden. In a blink of an eye,
, he talks like an adult.”
Yun Zheng looked embarrassed, "Oh, it's not me who did it. But I have taken the blame, so I had to smile bitterly and said: "I was still young at that time and didn't know the rules..."
"Okay, okay, okay, let's not talk about this. I was listening outside for a long time just now. I didn't expect that you didn't like reading when you were young, but you have really put in some effort in the past few years... Okay, I won't be nagging you.
, I just became excited after hearing it, and now I want to play with you a few times... I have seen your level before, you kid, don't pretend to be incompetent when you know you are right - You guys said
Only your father can use the Iron Scroll of the Alchemy Book at home. It would be a great injustice if your kid gets punished for hiding his clumsiness."
I'm confused, you are the emperor, you have the final say, why can't I try my best?
"If I obey the decree, I will do my best and I will not dare to deceive the emperor."
"Well, that's good." Emperor Wanchang opened the jade-fragmented fan in his hand and said with a smile: "The fan writes about the country, and you have the unification of the universe in your hand."
My day, I am indeed the emperor, and I can rule the world at every turn. If I follow your tone, I'm afraid that even the crime of treason will be included in it. Hey, you are trying to test me? I am the young master.
He's not a rookie, Brother Chu. Although he has very little experience in battle, he is someone who has read dozens of Gong Wei conspiracy novels. His theoretical experience is always very rich, so he won't be fooled by you.
"Pillow on the classics, stand with many sages." Yun Zheng's movements were honest, but his answers were very edgy because he knew that he was a fifteen-year-old boy at the moment. Although the ancients did not know what adolescence was, at least they
Knowing that young men at this age are most sharp, he naturally has to pretend to be a bit more like one.
"That's right, that's right! Xiao Zheng'er is quite ambitious!" Emperor Wanchang laughed, glanced at Yunzheng, and said: "The Jade Emperor marched with his troops, wind, swords, rain, clouds, flags, thunder and drums in the sky."
Yun Zheng lowered his head and thought for a moment, then said: "The Dragon King entertained guests with sun lanterns and moon candles, and plates of delicacies from the mountains, sea, wine and land."
"Good!" Zhang Yanyu praised, and then said to Emperor Wanchang: "Your Majesty, this couplet is very wonderful."
Emperor Wanchang said with a smile: "Well, Xiao Zheng'er is as strong as his father and as his uncle as Wen, not bad, not bad." He took a few more steps, pointed to the sky suddenly, and said: "The sky is the chessboard, the stars are the pieces, who can play?"
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Yun Zheng blinked his eyes and tapped his fingers quickly on his thigh. After a moment, he said with a smile: "The earth is the pipa and the road is the string. Who can play it!"
"Hahaha, good!" Emperor Wanchang laughed: "No one can play this pipa, haha!" He was happy in his heart, and laughed up to the sky, just in time to see the stars twinkling in the sky, and suddenly an idea flashed in his mind, and he opened his mouth again
It's a couplet: "The east is Qi Ming, the west is Chang Geng, the south is Ji and Beidou, I am a star-catcher!"
Yun Zheng was wondering, why did the emperor like the stars so much? But there was nothing he could do. He was an emperor and he was a minister. He could only follow the emperor's wishes.
He looked at the surrounding flowerbeds. Naturally, only plum blossoms were blooming in winter, and the other flowers were insignificant. However, he still had inspiration: "Spring peonies, summer peonies, autumn chrysanthemums and winter plums. I am the flower explorer."
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"I am Tan Hua Lang?" Emperor Wanchang was startled for a moment, and then he looked at Zhang Yanyu and laughed together. It was not until Yun Zheng was so thick-skinned that he could no longer hold back his laughter, and then he stopped laughing and said
: "You kid, in what year are you the flower hunter? Why don't I know? Haha!"
Yun Zheng cursed in his heart, your grandma's bear, you said you are a man who reaches for stars, and you also used the word "I" to refer to yourself, what else can I do besides proclaiming myself a minister? You are talking about stars, so you are a man who reaches for stars, I said
It’s flowers. I didn’t talk about the flower hunter. How could I still say “I am a flower picker”? I’m such a good boy!
Yun Zheng looked aggrieved: "I... am next year's beauty queen."
"What?" Emperor Wanchang was stunned: "Next year?" He suddenly smiled and said: "Why, you also want to learn from your uncle Yun Dai and take the exam for merit by yourself? Why did you take the exam? You don't need it!"
Yunzheng smiled bitterly: "Then this couplet can only be changed to: 'Spring peonies, summer peonies, autumn chrysanthemums and winter plums, I am a flower picker.'"
"Puch!..."
"flutter!……"
"thump!……"
"Snapped!……"
As soon as Yun Zheng said these words, the surroundings were in chaos. He was laughing so hard that he almost lost his breath. He was so shocked that he sat down on the ground. Even old man Zhang Yanyu burst out laughing. Emperor Wanchang was startled at first.
, and then immediately laughed so hard that he was out of breath, pointed at Yun Zheng and shook his head. It took him a long time to suppress some laughter, and laughed and cursed: "You brat, my stomach hurts from laughing!" Seeing Yun Zheng's eyes,
He bent his knees and was about to plead guilty. Emperor Wanchang supported him and said with a smile: "If your father knew that your boy had become a 'flower picker', he would be so angry that he would skin you... Haha!" He patted him!
Yun Zheng looked over his shoulder and said with a smile: "That's all, I'm happy today, so I broke the rules for once - Zhang Yanyu, write down the decree: I have heard that virtue is the official, merit is reward, and the state is prosperous.
King Zhe Yi Xun has a first-class legitimate son named Yun Zheng, Duke of Wu Yi Yun. He is a man of extraordinary strength, clear ambition, and noble magnanimity. He is more talented than Zijian. He has written a special edict to bestow upon him the title of Jinshi, the third highest-ranking scholar in this department. This is your honor!
