Not long after, Sister Qu came back with a smile on her face, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, the two princes, Zideng girls, are taking the time to make their own special dishes, just wait a moment."
Lin Xi said oh, thinking that they had already prepared for that time. No wonder the dishes were ready as soon as they came, but it was a last-minute decision to come today. No wonder they had to wait, but they couldn't wait like this, right? Then she asked
: "Then how will Sister Qu plan to relieve our boredom during this period?"
Sister Qu thought to herself: These three people are of high status. I guess they are probably familiar with all the tricks of the Wei Dynasty. If we want to satisfy them, we will have to use those fresh products.
Then he smiled and said: "There are many very distinctive girls in Miaoyufang. They all come from different places, such as Champa, Chenla, Srivijaya, Kelantan, Bolini, Balinfeng, Lanbuli
, Diqie, Sanyu, Dashi, Daqin, Persia, Baida, Maga, Yilu, Gulin, Xilan, Dengliumei, Zhongli, Sikaliye, Mulanpi and other countries... The prince and the two of you have
How many of them should the prince recruit to take a look?"
This time it was Jiang Fan who spoke. He waved his hand: "There is no need for those from Nanyang. I have seen too many of them, and most of them are dark and thin, which is not good."
Yunzheng was speechless immediately, but Lin Xi laughed loudly: "Yuanhang is right, those barbarian women in Nanyang are indeed too dark, like lumps of charcoal, which makes people uncomfortable to look at." Then he turned to look at Qu
Sister: "But I know that the women of Da Qin (Eastern Roman Empire) are very fair-skinned, do you have them here too?"
Sister Qu smiled and said: "The women of Da Qin are naturally indispensable to me here."
Unexpectedly, Yunzheng suddenly made a joke: "Western women do have fair and smooth skin when they are young, but when they get a little older, their skin becomes rough..."
Sister Qu was surprised for a moment, and then laughed: "It turns out that Prince Yun is the master who hides his secrets. Everyone knows this."
Lin Xi was stunned for a moment: "Is this really true?" Suddenly she was startled: "Wow, Chengfeng, how did you know? Could it be that you actually..."
Yun Zheng rolled his eyes: "I heard what Yun Yi said." With one sentence, he immediately accused the unsuspecting Deputy Yun of being betrayed and framed.
Lin Xi said a long "Oh" and frowned: "Then where do you want the girl?"
Yun Zheng was startled for a moment, and suddenly he had a bad taste: "Uh... how about coming for a few days... a Japanese girl?"
Lin Xi's eyes widened: "Japanese women? Do you like them?"
Jiang Fan is indispensable. I feel that except for Nanyang women, everything else doesn't matter to him.
"Uh..." Yun Zheng hesitated and said, "I heard that Japanese women know how to flatter everyone... Sister Qu, is there such a saying?"
Sister Qu smiled and said: "What Shizi Yun said is true. The greatest advantage of Japanese women is that they know how to be courteous. No matter how hard they go, they can always smile."
Although Lin Xi has a Pinhua Building in Luoyang, he really doesn't know this. He really doesn't know much about the small country of Japan, and he doesn't think he needs to know much. Of course, if the girls produced there really have a certain
He might as well know about some of the benefits.
"But I heard that the Japanese women are a little short?"
Yun Zheng waved his hand: "That's what you call petite and exquisite." Suddenly he leaned into Lin Xi's ear and whispered: "I heard that he has a sense of conquest." (This article was published on the 17th, support the original version!) Lin Xi's eyes lit up and he laughed.
Said: "Yes, yes, Chengfeng is really knowledgeable, haha, brother Yuanhang, then before the girls from Zideng come up, how about we get to know this Japanese woman?"
Jiang Fan didn't care anyway, so he smiled slightly: "What Chenguang wishes is also what Fan wishes."
After receiving the order, Sister Qu quickly ran down to find those girls from the Japanese country.
In fact, Yunzheng did not have any expectations for the appearance of Japanese women in this era. He had seen the Japanese writer Junichiro Tanizaki describe the bodies of Japanese women in "Praise to the Shadow" - "The breasts are as thin as paper, and the breasts are as thin as paper.
On the flat chest, the abdomen is narrower than the chest. From the back to the waist to the buttocks, it is a straight line without any bumps. The entire body is disproportionately thin compared to the face, hands and feet, and has no thickness at all.
It makes people feel that this is not a body but a wooden stick as thick as the top and bottom." Japanese women in later generations were not like this after the economy developed, but before that - such as the era Yunzheng is living in now - he really did not dare to expect
Sister Qu brought three Japanese women. When they came in, they were extremely careful, taking small steps, almost bowing every step of the way, and never looked up directly at Yun Zheng and the other three. What they were wearing did not
It is not the kimono that later generations of Yunzheng are familiar with - in fact, it is actually the Wufu. What these three "Japanese girls" are wearing now are the authentic attire of the women of the Wei Dynasty. If they were not careful, they would look a bit Japanese.
Yun Zheng really can’t believe the characteristics of women.
What surprised him even more was that these three Japanese women were not particularly short - of course this was compared to his expectations. In fact, they were not very tall either, about 1.55 meters tall.
The most impressive thing about Japanese women is that their skin is particularly good and fair, which reminded Yun Zheng of Yu Dafu. He once wrote in his autobiographical article "Snowy Night": "Japanese women, one by one, are
Soft and lovely; what they have received throughout the ages, from the founding of the People's Republic of China to the present, is to be submissive to men... Moreover, there are many volcanic mineral springs on the island, and the water is rich in heterogeneous materials. Therefore, the skin of women in the east and west mountainous areas is smooth and translucent.
, as fine and white as a magnet; just like the beauties in the snow country in the northeastern hinterland, even in Japan they are also called snow beauties. Their plumpness, whiteness and softness need not be mentioned."
Sister Qu smiled: "Your Highness, the two princes, Masako, Yingzi, and Xiangzi came from Japan just two months ago. They are all first-class beauties in Japan, but they are young ladies after all.
The local women have never seen three such big shots, so they are a little timid. The three of them also invited Haihan to come."
Lin Xi looked at the tender and smooth skin of the three girls, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and smiled: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, you will get used to it gradually... Hey, can you ask them to raise their heads? I want to take a closer look...
…”
Sister Qu smiled and said: "The prince asked you to raise your heads..." and then turned around: "Then I will go and see how the girls are preparing the dishes. Please feel free to do whatever you want with the prince and the two princes. They can all speak Chinese."
words"
This sentence made Yun Zheng a little interested, and he said with a smile: "I can speak foreign languages, not bad."
Among the three women, the one in the middle bowed and said: "Honorable Prince Yun, we know that Chinese is the most noble language in the world, so we have to learn Chinese and Chinese characters since we were young." She spoke northern Mandarin with a clear accent.
It sounds like she is just like a woman from the Wei Dynasty.
Yun Zheng was surprised and suddenly said: "This... please say this sentence again in Japanese. Why do I hear your accent is so standard?"
The woman suddenly became frightened and said, "Yingzi would never dare to deceive you."
Yun Zheng chuckled: "You just do as I say."
Sakurako bowed again and said: "Unnamed family セイコー, private たちは, Chinese language は the world's most noble なの语 をknowledge る, したがって, I 々は长に, 中文语 中语の字学したい!" ( This article was published on the 17th, supports genuine content!) Yun Zheng laughed again: "Yes, she is indeed a Japanese woman... Well, you speak Chinese very well."
When Yingzi heard Yunzheng's praise, she was so happy that her body trembled a little and said: "Thank you for your praise, Yingzi. Your praise is the greatest honor of Yingzi's life!"
Yun Zheng, Lin Xi, and Jiang Fan looked at each other with thick smiles in their eyes. "Japanese women, that's very interesting." The three of them each chose one and invited them to come to him. Yun Zheng was not polite and said what he just said. Sakurako called over
Only then did Yun Zheng and the other three realize that one of the characteristics of the three girls was that they rarely looked directly at Yun Zheng and the other three. As soon as they looked at each other, they would consciously lower their gazes and lower their heads immediately. He made a sign of submission, and he was indeed very tame.
Although the main course of the purple lamp girls has not yet been served, a lot of snacks have been served. The three Japanese girls are extremely docile, picking up snacks one by one and feeding them to the distinguished guests around them.
Lin Xi took a bite of the snack and suddenly asked: "Chengfeng, just now...you can actually speak Japanese? How come I don't know anything about it?"
As soon as he asked this question, everyone in the room was very curious. Jiang Fan was wondering how Yun Zheng, the dignified young marshal of the Yun family, could learn the language of such a small barbarian country, while the three Japanese women really hoped to learn from Yun Zheng. A word of praise for Japan was heard from the mouth of the most noble Duke of China
Yunzheng laughed and said mysteriously: "Well... I can only tell that they are speaking Japanese. If you really ask me to tell you, I actually only know a few words, and I have forgotten where I heard them. "
Lin Xi was relieved: "So that's what happened... Well, you can teach me a few words that you know?"
When Yunzheng heard this, he almost bit off Yingzi's finger, but he bit her anyway. Yingzi's hand trembled, but she didn't retract it. She actually stretched it out to Yunzheng's mouth. Yunzheng was frightened. He jumped, quickly pulled his head back, let go of her hand, and asked: "Is everything okay?"
Yingzi had no idea that Yun Zheng would actually care about her. She was startled for a moment, with a strange feeling in her heart. She quickly retracted her hand and said repeatedly: "It's okay, it's okay, thank you, thank you."
Yun Zheng said in his heart, I bit you, do you still thank me?
Lin Xi became impatient and asked, "Should I teach you?"
Yun Zheng glanced at him, then at Jiang Fan, and suddenly laughed out loud: "Okay, I'll teach you some powerful tricks."
Lin Xi laughed: "Say, say!"
Yunzheng said seriously: "The first one: yamete"
Lin Xiyi frowned: "Daddy Yamei?" (This article was published on 17, support genuine edition!) "No, no!" Yun Zheng corrected: "The correct pronunciation is: Yamei Tie!"
"Ya Mie Tie?"
"Yes, that's right!" Yunzheng chuckled: "Here comes the second one: kimochiii..."
Lin Xi blinked: "Is it Mo Qi?"
"No, it's: Ke Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi!"
"Ke Yi Mo Qi Yi Yi?"
"Yes, that's it!" Yunzheng praised: "Morning light, you are still very talented, the third one below: atashinookuni..."
Lin Xi was praised and her interest was high. She didn't notice that the three Japanese women looked a little strange. She was about to continue reading, but found that she didn't understand it. She couldn't help but ask: "Wait a minute, read this again, I didn't understand it clearly."
Yun Zheng said solemnly: "Oh, she, Xinuo Ku, you!"
"Ah Tasino Oku you...ah Tasino Oku you...right?"
"That's right, absolutely right," Yunzheng said sincerely.
Lin Xi laughed loudly: "It seems easy... By the way, what do the three sentences just now mean?"
Yun Zheng suppressed his laughter and said seriously: "I am not even half-skilled. What do you ask me to do? There are three Japanese women here. If you ask them, it will naturally be more accurate."
Lin Xi nodded: "That's also... Masako, what do the three Japanese sentences that Prince Yun taught me just now mean?"
Masako looked strange and glanced at Yunzheng hesitantly. Yunzheng chuckled and said: "Don't worry, don't worry, tell the truth. If anything happens, I will take care of it for you."
As soon as Yun Zheng said these words, Lin Xi knew that something was wrong. Sure enough, Masako, who had obtained Yun Zheng's assurance, began to translate: "Your Majesty, the first word Yun Zheng taught means: don't."
When Lin Xi heard this, she said, "No? Well, there is nothing wrong with this word. Could it be that I misunderstood?" Then she said, "Oh, what about the second one?"
Masako said: "The second one means 'so comfortable to death' (**)"
Lin Xi looked at Masako and hugged her hard: "Well, it feels so comfortable. This sentence is not bad. What about the third sentence?"
Masako lowered his head and whispered: "The third sentence...the third sentence is..."
"What is it? Tell me!" Lin Xi said anxiously
"The third sentence means... it's entered someone's body..." Masako whispered.
"Ah?" Lin Xi didn't react for a moment, and said to herself: "It's in someone else's body? What do you mean, what's in someone else's body?" (This article was published on 17, support genuine edition!) Yun Zheng couldn't bear it anymore.
He stopped laughing and burst out laughing until he couldn't breathe. Yingzi beside him had a face flushed. He didn't know whether it was from embarrassment or suppressing laughter.
Seeing Yun Zheng laughing, Jiang Fan suddenly reacted and fell down with laughter. He pointed at Yun Zheng and was speechless.
Lin Xi finally understood and became angry: "You kid is teasing me again!" Then she couldn't help laughing.
Yingzi next to Yunzheng felt very strange. The noble prince Chengfeng of the Shangguo (called xx palace, xx 様, are all honorifics. Nowadays, xx palace is popular on the Internet, but according to brother's verification, according to the Baidu master, xx 様
(is a higher level of honorific) is a well-known writer at home and abroad. How did he know these words? Who on earth mentioned such embarrassing words in front of him? It is simply a shame for all Japan!
...However, if the noble Prince Chengfeng of Shangguo thinks these words are good, well, then they must be good. If this is the case, there is no need to pursue them.
"Honorable Prince Yun, Yingzi once had the honor to read your masterpiece "Ode to Peony". It is truly the most wonderful piece of writing in the world! When it spread to Kyoto, the entire Kyoto was in a sensation. His Majesty the Emperor and His Majesty the Emperor spread the message:
If anyone can present the "Ode to Peony" written by Prince Yun, His Majesty the Emperor and the Emperor will worship him as the Minister of the Left or the Minister of the Right, and grant him a place of his choice to build a large manor with a radius of hundreds of miles." Yingzi said with excitement.
It makes Yunzheng feel like a star-chasing fan of later generations.
"Really? Minister Left, Minister Right, what kind of official are they and how old are they?" Yun Zheng asked somewhat casually.
Yingzi was still very excited: "Minister Zuo is the chief of the Taizhengguan. Taizhengguan is the highest authority in charge of the imperial court, equivalent to the cabinet of the Shangguo. Minister Zuo manages all government affairs of the Taizhengguan, and the ceremonies in the palace are based on the 'Prime Minister's Office' of the Qin Dynasty in the Shangguo.
In this word, the ministers on the left and right are also called Zuofu Palace and Right Prime Minister Palace, abbreviated as Zuofu Palace and Right Palace Palace.
After hearing this, Yunzheng became a little surprised. He turned around and asked, "You mean, if you go to Japan with an article written by me, you can fuck the prime minister?"
Yingzi nodded incessantly and said: "Your Majesty, your Majesty's message has been passed down, no one has
