Everyone looked in the direction of Yunzheng's finger and saw a phoenix-shaped silver hairpin on the Thirteenth Princess's bun slowly swaying as she turned her head. It was a real "phoenix nod"!
The crowd of flatterers all lost their voices, and the prince's smile froze on his face for a moment, and he was even more angry in his heart: Isn't this monk usually eloquent and boasting about his talent and knowledge? Look, what a mess he has made.
The first couplet was actually recited casually by a martial artist from the Yun family. How could you get off the stage?
The monk behind the prince obviously did not expect Yun Zheng to be so quick-witted. He was a little stunned for a moment and forgot to think of a way to step down for the prince. Fortunately, another little old man with gray hair spoke up: "Why do generals need to write essays? I have one
Lian, Mr. Yun, can you please correct me?"
Yun Zheng turned his eyes and saw that this man was about fifty years old, but he looked quite old. He looked at him with a very unkind look. His heart moved, and he suddenly "remembered" this man: Five years ago during the Hong Cheng Festival, this man was in any household.
Among the doctors in charge of military supplies in Hebei Province, his name is Chengjie, but in fact he is the most dishonest, with a black heart, and is greedy for money and money. Finally, he was reported by Yun Lan to the pro-Yun faction in the court, Mr. Shen, who took the opportunity to violently kill him.
He was beaten, but unexpectedly, this person turned out to be a secret chess piece of the prince. In the end, the prince saved his life, but he was dismissed from his official position and fined two hundred thousand taels of silver. But because of this, he hated him from the bottom of his heart.
The Yun family is obviously taking this opportunity to seek revenge - after all, it is a tradition of the Chinese nation for the father to pay his debts and the son to pay them, right?
Yun Zheng didn't want to say anything more to this kind of die-hard "opposition", not to mention that this old boy kept whining about "Why do generals need to write essays?" I insist on doing it, and you are unhappy? I am happy if you are unhappy, so he said calmly
Said: "Please"
Hong Chengjie lowered his head and took two steps, with a sinister look on his lips: "Poetry is a Confucian work, it's better for a yellow-tongued boy to go home."
Is this still a couplet? It is clearly a naked provocation, and it is indeed a case of dividing people into groups!
As soon as these words came out, the prince suddenly turned from anger to joy, as if the breath he had been holding for a long time suddenly came out. The thirteenth princess and Yun Zheng were furious at the same time. The thirteenth princess raised her eyebrows, and was about to scold, but when she heard Yun Zheng
Zheng snorted coldly, and his tone was as cold as the dark wind: "The road is for the people, so just give way to the old man!"
Hong Chengjie turned around and glanced at the driver of the prince and his entourage, and saw that they were indeed blocking the road. However, he didn't take it seriously. It was the driver of the prince anyway, so it was none of his business. Instead, he had an idea and said with a cold face: "Xiaodu is ignorant.
"The road is narrow"
This time, Yun Zheng didn't wait for the Thirteenth Princess to get angry, so he made a proud look on his face and looked up at the sky: "If Dapeng has great ambitions, he hates the sky for being low."
The Thirteenth Princess was overjoyed and praised loudly: "That's right!" Then she glanced at the Prince, Hong Chengjie and the entourage behind them with a proud look on her face: "Brother Prince, our father has sent so many gentlemen for you.
, why, you can’t even come up with a more powerful pair? As we all know, Third Young Master Yun was born in a general, and his martial arts skills are his strength. Poetry and prose are just a daily pastime. Even if Third Young Master Yun is talented... But, Er.
These 'gentlemen' around me have been reading books for most of their lives. It can't be true... Haha, if this is really the case, then my sister really wants to tell her father about it, so that he will not be fooled by some superficial things.
That’s why the fake literary giant was deceived.”
Although the prince was angry in his heart, it was a pity that he did not have much literary talent, so he could only glare at Hong Chengjie. Hong Chengjie felt sweat on his forehead, wandered for a few steps, and suddenly his face became happy: "A mantis's arms are blocking the car, and the violent tiger is leaning against the river. How can a common man be brave?"
The Thirteenth Princess seemed to already trust Yun Zheng's literary talents and quick wit. She just turned her eyes and looked at her, but she was not as anxious and panicked as before. Yun Zheng said in her heart that she would stump me with just this couplet, when I have read all the books about my previous life.
Is the dog in the stomach? He was not anxious at the moment and said leisurely: "Ants along the locust tree, earthworms shake the tree, a fool pretends to be a hero!" He felt very happy, and proudly touched his lower back and took out the bag hanging from his waist.
A folding fan opened with a snap, fanned twice, and looked at Hong Chengjie with a spring breeze on his face.
Young princes like to get a fan to pretend to be cool, but Hong Chengjie is the same in the world. When he saw Yunzheng taking out a fan, his face lit up and he was inspired: "Little martial artist, wearing winter clothes and holding a summer fan,
I’m afraid I haven’t read it in Spring and Autumn Period!”
Yun Zheng was stunned, Damn it, Master, I'm in good health, I'm not afraid of the cold, damn! But he was annoyed, but his mind was racing. He glanced at the prince and Hong Chengjie, who were looking happy, and saw that Hong Chengjie was dressed like a
He looked like a bear, almost like a big rice dumpling. Suddenly he remembered that this old boy was from the south, and he couldn't help but curve his lips into a smile: "Old rotten scholar, born in the south, came to the north, don't know what things can be used for?" Yun Zheng
As he spoke, he glanced at Hong Chengjie's crotch with an undisguised smile.
The policemen were startled at first, and then one or two of them looked strange. Even His Highness the Crown Prince, who didn't have much literary talent in his mind, understood. The muscles on his face twitched a few times, as if he wanted to laugh but had to try his best to hold it back.
Hong Chengjie was startled at first, and then his expression suddenly changed. An unhealthy blush appeared on his pale face. He stumbled, his legs went weak, and he fell straight down.
The policemen were shocked. The monk next to Hong Chengjie was the closest and quickly helped him up. Hong Chengjie closed his eyes tightly and was so angry that he fainted. The monk raised his head and cast a questioning look at the prince.
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince looked frustrated and waved his hands and ordered: "Take him back, don't embarrass yourself here." Then of course the monk handed the person over to the accompanying people to carry him away. There is no need to mention it here.
However, a young scholar came out of the *** and bowed to Yunzheng rather humbly.
Yun Zheng was stunned, because this scholar actually adhered to the etiquette of late students meeting their elders. The problem was that although this scholar was not old, he was still a few years older than himself, the fifteen-year-old Young Master Yun.
Just when he felt that he couldn't understand, he heard the young scholar say: "Young Master Yun is knowledgeable and quick-witted. The students admire him very much. But after all, Mr. Hong is the elder of the student's school. The student has no choice but to ask for advice. Please don't take offense to Mr. Yun."
Yun Zheng felt a little strange, how could he learn about any sect by reading this book? Could it be that he was just like those figures in the world, with sects and so on? But since they had already invited him to fight, he had no choice but to accept the offer: "You say"
The scholar had a humble face and looked like he was asking for advice: "Which of these bastards is the gentleman?"
"good!"
"How wonderful!"
The ladies all praised the prince together. After thinking about it, they couldn't help but laugh a few times: "This couplet is really clever."
The Thirteenth Princess turned her eyes and saw Yun Zheng frowning. She couldn't help being surprised. No, this couplet is too difficult. I'm afraid it won't be possible in a short while. What should I do? What if I interrupt?
, although it is not impossible, but I am afraid that it will make Brother Zheng unhappy.
In fact, it was not because Yun Zheng couldn't apologize, but because he wanted to come up with a second line that could retaliate, so it was a little difficult. However, it didn't last long. Just when the Thirteenth Princess was in trouble, Yun Zheng was in trouble.
Yixiao: "The poems and books are like the Spring and Autumn Period, there are many scriptures and biographies, why bother asking Lao Tzu!"
Everyone was silent. If there is something wonderful about the previous line of the couplet, it is naturally that it puts several kinds of crops together and asks which one "grows" the earliest and hits the mark - which one is the sir?
(Which one is you?) This is probably the reason why the young scholar deliberately gave Yun Zheng the junior salute earlier.
And Yun Zheng's answer was even better. The poems and books "Yi Li Chun Qiu" are all Confucian classics, but Confucius once asked Lao Zi about etiquette, so Yun Zheng said "Why bother to ask Lao Zi", which means why Confucius need to ask Lao Dan,
He asked the young scholar again, "Why bother to ask me?" Not only did he take advantage, but he also confirmed that he was an elder.
The gangsters looked at each other with ugly expressions - they really lost face today! The prince was even more angry and had nowhere to go. He didn't blame himself for the incompetence of these henchmen. After all, what happened just now
Several couplets are quite clever. I wonder why Yunzheng, who is obviously a martial artist, is so good at the couplets?
The calmest person was the young scholar. He just bowed and saluted again, said: "Thank you, Mr. Yun, for teaching me," and then silently retreated among the crowd.
Yun Zheng was quite surprised that this scholar had such a demeanor, but he immediately felt relieved: Judging from the fact that he had started planning on himself from the first salute, he must be a scheming person, and he could only be so forbearing.
That makes sense
The thirteenth princess saw that the prince's face was extremely ugly, his chest was heaving, and his eyes were staring at Yunzheng fiercely. She knew that it was time for her to come to the rescue. After all, a head-on conflict here was no joke, and Yunzheng had already done enough.
If you want to steal the limelight, don't make the prince so angry that he loses his mind and acts randomly based on his status. That would be unsightly.
So the thirteenth princess smiled and said to the prince: "Brother Prince, I have passed the exam, and it is getting late. We'd better not delay the poetry meeting, what do you think?"
His Highness the Crown Prince felt that it was hard to step down, so he could only kill Yun Zheng with hope and eyes. When he heard what the Thirteenth Princess said, even though he knew that she was not specifically trying to save him, he had no choice but to come down the slope: "Well...
Mr. Yun is really talented and talented. Well, I'll see you at the poetry show and let's go!" After saying that, he turned around and left, and the accompanying people also disappeared immediately.
After they finished walking, Princess Thirteen suddenly seemed like a different person. She cheered, grabbed Yun Zheng's hand, and smiled like a flower: "Brother Zheng, you are so awesome! Oh, hurry up, get in the car, Yan
There was a question I didn’t understand just now!”
