Yunzheng knew a joke he had seen in his own world: the doctor asked the patient how he broke the bone. The patient said, "I think there is sand in the shoe, so he shook the shoe by holding on to the telephone pole." The doctor was surprised and asked him if shaking the shoe can help.
Shaken to the point of fracture? The patient said angrily, "Damn it, there was a bastard who passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks!"
There is a guy named Yelu Qilei at the moment. The feeling he feels in his heart at the moment is similar to the feeling of the patient. It was already humiliating enough to be knocked out of the tiger's mouth by Yunzheng, a young general with a halberd. It was so easy for Princess Qionghua to do this.
The most beautiful woman in the Liao Kingdom personally came to save her. Just when she thought she was interested in her, she unexpectedly started chatting with the little thief from the Yun family about some useless Chinese poems.
It was strength, but he remembered that he had been injured by Yunzheng's halberd just now, and he couldn't say these words. Finally, they stopped talking about those dizzying things, and Princess Qionghua left him alone again.
He also took away all the masters in his army, leaving him alone to lead the remnant army to break out of the encirclement.
Break through the encirclement, break out, after all, I am the vanguard general, this is also my duty, that's all. But the pretty boy from the Yun family is actually running on the battlefield, going to chase our Daliao beauty - OK, if you have the ability, you can chase her.
But if you chase me, you can chase me. Even if I don’t have time to care about you right now and let you act like a hero for a while, it’s too much for you to conveniently pick up a broken gun and use it as a dart to dart it into my ass!
However, Yunzheng obviously didn't care about Yelu Chilei's anger at all. Although the "javelin" he threw had the intention of injuring Yelu Chilei and making his generals more likely to capture him, the more reason was that, very
The way Yelu Jilei looked at Princess Qionghua just now - this has nothing to do with whether Yun Zheng wants to date someone else, because Yun Zheng also knows that with his status, it is not a big problem to date the princess of Wei, but
It is almost impossible to win over the princess of Liao Kingdom. His dissatisfaction is just a man's inertia. He can have sex when he looks at other beauties, but Brother Zhu can't when others are like him, especially when this
When people are still defeated by their own men
For this reason, Yun Zheng was unhappy when he saw Yelu Chi Lei. It would be better if he could kill Yelu Chi Lei with one shot. Yun Zheng would never mind a sneak attack from behind, but Yelu Chi Lei was pretty good at it after all.
Yes, and there were many soldiers around, so Yun Zheng could only secretly throw a broken gun and poke it into his butt.
Then, Yunzheng continued to perform his step on the snow without a trace
From the perspective of a modern man like Yun Zheng, walking without a trace on the snow is completely inconsistent with the rules of physics, but now he can almost do it - just almost, still almost. But even if Yun Zheng performs like this, he can only fly over.
Leaving those very shallow footprints on the snow and disappearing without a trace in less than half an hour in the snowing weather was still something that he himself could not understand.
It's like he still can't explain what the internal force in his body is.
Yun Zheng had been running for half an hour before he realized it. The footsteps of Princess Qionghua and his party and Beishan Wuxue appeared in front of him more and more clearly. It seemed that they were about to catch up.
Just as I was thinking about it, I found that there were fewer and fewer snowflakes falling from the sky, and there seemed to be signs of clearing up. Yun Zheng's experience in the Jianghu world was about zero. I don't know if this was a good thing or a bad thing. But Yun Shaoxia had just tasted the taste of a master.
I didn't feel scared at all
Although he himself did not believe that he would have the chance to seduce the princess of the Liao Kingdom, due to the characteristics of a philanthropic man, he was still very interested in having a little ambiguity with her. Besides, he did not know the customs of the Liao people. If
If anything, that would be better, but I don’t know if the cold-faced father would be angry if he found out about it - but in theory, he wouldn’t be angry. We are sons, not daughters, so no matter what, he won’t be angry.
We suffer a loss, don’t we?
I think that before time travel, Yun Zheng was envious of those ancient people. Look at Jia Baoyu, who was surrounded by girls all day long, and had his first love affair with Xiren at the age of ten; as for Yun Zheng, he was in love when he was ten years old.
In the third grade of primary school, he was still shouting "We are the successors of socialism" all day long; besides, Emperor Kangxi became the king of a country at the age of eight, and already had great power in the world at the age of fifteen or sixteen; as for Yunzheng, he was eight years old
He had just entered elementary school. He was fifteen or sixteen years old and was only in the first year of high school. It was great to be an emperor. He could marry three thousand wives. He was so happy. He later even calculated the accounts, like the girls' dormitory in his school.
One dormitory can accommodate six girls. Even if there are twenty dormitories on one floor, one hundred and twenty can be accommodated. Multiplied by six floors in a building, that is seven hundred and twenty. Kiss me, three thousand.
Even if his wife needs four or five buildings to live in, he doesn't expect to marry three thousand wives. It's too many and he can't bear it. He consciously omits the word "thousand", thinking that as long as he can marry
When you reach thirty, you will be satisfied with your life.
But this person, no matter what he does, he must have character, he must have character as a person, he must have character when playing ball, even if he is lustful, he must have character.
What is lust? Yunzheng once saw an exquisite discussion in a classic of his time: "Don't confuse porn with playboy. Playboy is definitely porn, but porn is not necessarily a playboy."
Young Master, because this involves a serious issue of class and taste! To become a playboy, a handsome face, a pair of deep eyes, and an intoxicating smile are indispensable... As the saying goes, "Sex has its own rules."
A woman can be hungry and have a primitive reaction when seeing all creatures of the opposite sex, but a playboy is different. For women, the best and greatest gift from God to men, he must be extremely selective, strict and precise in screening.
It’s a playboy’s profession—hunting for beauties, not only physically, but also spiritually!”
Yun Zheng has always agreed with this point of view, and has always believed that the gap in sexual quality has led to the situation where one is attracted by women, while the other is abandoned like a clog.
Now, after traveling through time, Yun Zheng thinks that his prerequisites are enough to develop into a playboy. Therefore, although he has traveled to an era where it is not illegal to have as many wives as he wanted, he is no longer the same as he was back then.
How many wives to marry is a goal
His current view is: When picking up girls, the most important thing is the quality of the girl, and the important thing is the process of picking up girls. Therefore, the better the quality, and the harder it is to pick up a girl, the more interesting it will be... Yunzheng secretly made up his mind at this moment -
- It is definitely more sincere than the determination to recite the oath of joining the group - if you want to have fun, you have to show your taste!
Isn't there one...oh, two very difficult goals right now?
The snowflakes are getting smaller and smaller, but the coquettish smile on a certain young hero's face is getting bigger and bigger...
