The ten scumbags talked nonsense, spitting and gossiping about each other. At first, they were only concentrated among a few thick-skinned scumbags such as Yun Yi Yunji, but it didn't take long for the poison to spread.
In the end, even Yunzheng, who was drinking with them for the first time, was not spared. Leng was accused by Yun Yi that when he was nine years old, he secretly made a pot of wine to drink, and ended up getting drunk.
After being bored in the arms of a certain big maid all afternoon, these unscrupulous scumbags all sighed in exaggeration, saying that a young commander is a young commander, and at the age of nine he already knew how to take advantage of the opportunity to enjoy the embrace of young girls.
Yun Zheng was so embarrassed that he kept explaining that it was hard to say whether this happened at that time. At least he had no impression at all. It was probably Yun Yi's nonsense. But it was obvious that these scumbags would not believe it.
, and in the end, with a big score advantage of nine to one, the great historical conclusion that Yunzheng was lustful since childhood was confirmed.
Yun Zheng saw that these scumbags were gradually showing signs of slipping towards their moral bottom line. It was estimated that after a while, they would have to make all kinds of random jokes. After all, Yun Zheng still remembered that he was a young commander now, but he couldn't fight with them just to get along with them.
Tuan doesn't even have any principles at all, and he is basically a sultry person. At most, he is just a little bit arrogant in front of beautiful women. Compared with a group of scumbag men, he is actually a relatively reserved person.
"Ahem! Everyone, be quiet! Everyone, be quiet!" Yun Zheng slapped the table and shouted. Seeing everyone staring at him in confusion, he continued to speak loudly: "Let's drink, let's drink, don't talk nonsense."
Well, one or two of them are generals of our Great Wei Dynasty, not those little gangsters beating sap on the roadside. We can't drink some yellow soup and behave like those people! I suggest that we sing military songs together!"
"Sing military songs?" A group of scumbags who were already a little dizzy were stunned, and each of them looked at each other with drunken eyes. Xu Shaoyang took the lead and shouted: "Okay! All of us have been in the military for generations, so we can sing military songs."
The song is the best! Come on, who will start?"
People who have drunk alcohol are easily excited. Xu Shaoyang's response made the scum immediately react. Yun Ji shouted: "I, I, I will sing... How can I say that I have no clothes? I share the same robe with you...
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When Yunzheng heard it, he was stunned. Is this the military song of the Wei Dynasty? Then he suddenly understood, grandma, I am really drunk and confused. This is not the later generations. How can there be any special military songs! Speaking of singing
Naturally, the only military song I have to sing is "Qin Feng·Wu Yi"
"How can you say that I have no clothes? I share the same robe with you, and the king raised an army, and I have the same enemy with you as my sword and spear!" Someone slapped the table and yelled.
Not to be outdone, the other one immediately stood up, stamped his feet and sang rhythmically: "How can I say that I have no clothes? I am with you, the king of Ze, in Xingxing, repair my spear and halberd, and work together with you!"
"How can I say that I have no clothes? I will wear the same clothes as my son. When the king raised his army, he repaired my armor and went with me!"
Although Yun Zheng is a little unfamiliar with this tune, he does feel a sense of accomplishment when he can see a group of scum suddenly turn into a group of young heroes with high aspirations - isn't this all the result of his own suggestions? Hehe
After singing the song "No Clothes", the atmosphere in the private room suddenly became more vigorous. Yun Zheng was quite satisfied. This was a gathering among a group of young senior generals! How could they act like a group of hooligans?
"Young... Marshal! I heard that this time, this time you went to Luoyang, and you got a spot as a literary prodigy?" Yun Yi asked with red eyes.
"Uh, that's what happened." Yun Zheng actually spoke clearly.
"More than that!" Xu Shaoyang suddenly said: "I didn't remember that I stopped singing just now. Our young marshal is a master of music!"
As soon as these words came out, Yun Xi burst out laughing: "Lian Yi, you are so flattering? You want to talk about the young commander's martial arts... Well, even if you want to say that his martial arts are unparalleled, you still have some foundation. Erke, you said that the young marshal is a master of music. Isn't that obviously nonsense? The young marshal also grew up with us. When did he know the music?"
Xu Shaoyang shook his head when he heard this: "Changliu, don't you know this? I find it strange to say that, and I didn't really believe it at first, but the news has spread all over Luoyang, so I have to believe that the young marshal is here In the Luoyang Poetry Club, in front of King Yueyang, the Thirteenth Princess, Shen Ju, Qin Xu, Miss Qin Mulian and others, they sang a very affectionate song "Flying Together", and Shen Ju and Shen eldest son also sang on the spot Praising the young marshal is enough to establish a sect! Tell me, isn't this a master of music?"
The two brothers Yunxi and Yunji had gone to fight with Yun Zheng, so they didn't know that the news had reached Yanjing. They were stunned when they heard it. However, the other brothers obviously knew the news, and they all nodded as if they were predicting the future. The appearance of a god
"Since the young marshal is a master, he has to show us his skills no matter what, don't you think so?" Yun Yi suddenly had an idea.
"Yes, yes, you have to show off your skills!"
"That's right! Young Marshal, hurry up and get one!"
"Come on, Master, show me your skills!"
Scum is a scum, and you will never become a hero just because you sang a military song. Yunzheng felt a lot at this moment.
"Don't be noisy, don't be noisy, isn't it just a song? Is it hard to beat me in singing? Come on, what kind of song do you think you sing?" Yun Zheng yelled in a comprehensive manner.
"It doesn't matter what the song is, it just needs to be powerful!"
"That's right, you have to have momentum. If you are weak, you can't weaken the momentum. This is the consistent purpose of our Lao Yun family."
"That's right, something special about men!"
It seems that a group of scum have common characteristics at this point. Yunzheng thought about it in his mind. There are many powerful songs, such as "Men Should Be Strong", which is very suitable, but Yunzheng plans to save this song for now. There will be great use in the future. "Serving the Country with Loyalty" will also be useful. As for "Farewell My Concubine", it seems a bit inappropriate now. This song needs to be sung to a certain beauty. Maybe there will be something unexpected. Good results…
Suddenly, Yun Zheng thought of the swordsman romance, and an idea flashed in his head: "Big Hero"! Let's sing the rap, Yun Zheng coughed, and started singing at the top of his voice:
"Blood is the blood of men, and dreams are men's dreams. Looking at the world, who dares to compete and be called a hero? How much love between men is in chivalry, and everything in the world is unfair. The loyalty of the world. Blood is the blood of men. Dreams are men's dreams. Looking at the world Who dares to compete and be called a hero in the world? How many masculine love are all in chivalry, and all the injustices in the world are full of loyalty... Riding a fast horse, firing a hard bow, I have great pride in my heart! The sword is thick and heavy, the sword is light and agile, if you want to do it, you can do it. Be a great hero!...The sword is thick and the sword is light and agile. If you want to do it, be a great hero!"
Yunzheng's voice, which was originally slightly childish, seemed to become more powerful as he drank. The singer actually felt a little bit better when he finished singing. There was a sudden burst of applause from everyone around him.
"Good! Good song!"
"Wow, Marshal, you really can sing!"
"Young Marshal, this song is good. You can't hide it. You have to teach us how to sing it. Hey! The lyrics are so fun to write. I ride a fast horse and shoot a hard bow. I have great pride in my heart! What a song!"
Yun Zheng chuckled: "It's easy to learn songs, come on, let's each drink a jar of apprenticeship wine!"
