Three thousand Tai students, even though most of the young masters from these aristocratic families have no more qualifications than to join the Imperial College, but it has to be said that some of them are really good at it.
The place where Qian Tai students gathered to wait for Yunzheng's car was originally a wide open space. Because it is not far from Luoyang on the official road, there are a lot of people, but it is still some distance from the town to the north, so there is a The teahouse occupies a very large area. One of the group of imperial students brought by Gu Hong suddenly had an idea. He stood up and pointed at the teahouse and said: "South, south, north, and north, we must go through this juncture and look beyond the iron gate to prepare summer water." Winter soup should be used to transport all the Buddhas from the past, present and future generations to heaven and earth."
Yun Zheng glanced in the direction he pointed, thought for a while, and said: "Things, things, things, things, things, that's hidden from the heel, try to raise the Vajra fist, beat the morning bell and evening drum, and awaken the eyes, hands, nose, tongue, mind, and six realms of sentient beings to eat and wear clothes."
Seeing Yun Zheng's quick thinking, Gu Hong couldn't help but frowned and thought to himself: Could it be that what the elder brother said was true, that Yun Zheng was really that powerful? But wasn't it said before that he was just a martial arts idiot? How could this be the case?
Yun Zheng glanced at the group of talking Tai students, then looked at Shen Jue, and said with a smile: "Brother Ziyu, is this just here to watch the fun?"
Shen Jue laughed loudly: "Yun Tanhua, although Jue is stupid, he is still self-aware. Your ability in couplets is something that even my elder brother is full of praise for. I will never compete with you on this couplet." His temperament is quite similar to that of Shen Ju. With just a few words, one can feel that he is a cheerful and bold person, and they will immediately feel close to him.
Yun Zheng was startled when he heard this. What did this mean? Although this was a compliment to himself, but if he said it in public under the current circumstances, wouldn't it be deliberately irritating the imperial students opposite him? Could it be that he did it on purpose? He thought this way , then did not answer, but looked at Shen Jue with a meaningful look.
Shen Jue had a normal look on his face, as if nothing had happened, and he was still smiling happily, but inadvertently, he secretly gave Yun Zheng a small wink.
Hey, did he really mean it? This is really weird. Normally, it would be good for the Shen family if I fall out with the Gu family, but there has to be a limit. If I go too far with them here, the Emperor will In order to balance, Bian must give me a few hits. Although it may not be how heavy the hit is, as long as the emperor makes this intention, the wind direction in the court will definitely change, and this will obviously not be good for the Shen family. It’s all about eating the fruit, so why does he go against us and fight with the Gu family so openly? That’s weird, that’s weird, there’s something fishy...
"Third Young Master Yun, I'm here to ask for advice." Sure enough, after being provoked by Shen Jue, another person stood up from the opposite side and started "asking for advice" without registering his number: "I want to climb to the sky, and the wind will send the ladder eagle to lead the way."
Huh? No need to adapt to the situation? Isn’t that too easy, little ks, oh little ks, Yun Zheng said without even thinking: "Spring will marry the land, and the mountain will give Hu Jing Yan a tailor's gift."
The man retreated in a daze, and another one came out. This man looked like a young celebrity, but Yun Zheng could tell from his sunken eyes and thin figure that he was probably a little drunk and drunk. Sure enough, this guy was... As soon as the couplet comes out, the secret is revealed: "The clear river is swaying, and the tide is flowing toward Zhilang."
Yo ho ho, **ah, so wet, so wet!
Qingjiang, where is Qingjiang? Flirting? Flirting which oar? You actually look at the tide, and you can tell it's slutty at a glance! Shameless, really shameless! How can you have such an appetite for this young marshal!
Yun Zheng laughed and said to himself: You are a scholar and you are not afraid of people saying you are a polite scum. I am a fucking military general, why should I be afraid of people saying I am rude? Yes, we are right! I opened my mouth and was about to read the second couplet, but unexpectedly
The friends around the student quit and started shouting: "What kind of couple is this? It's not okay, it's too obscene, let's change it to another one!" Some other people also followed suit, making this fake celebrity look bad.
Embarrassed, I thought to myself: Why did I accidentally ask this question out of the blue? Something bad has happened. My reputation will be ruined for the rest of my life! I regretted it all the time.
Yun Zheng was just thinking that this couple was interesting, but how could he spoil the mood of the group of people? He quickly said loudly: "It doesn't matter! But as long as the right person doesn't say that he has no king and no father, Yun Zheng will make them together! Besides,
Only a great hero can show his true colors. It’s just a couplet that comes from a true celebrity. Why should you take it seriously?” He saw everyone was stunned by his words, “Only a great hero can show his true colors. It’s a true celebrity that comes from his romance.” He smiled complacently: “Just now.
In the first couplet of this dear friend, there is a small device, which is a word-splitting device, so I have to follow the second couplet... Well, the second couplet is: Hongxing is exploring the wall, asking who can solve the romantic problem.
The word tide is divided into two characters, water and chao, so Yun Zheng's word "who" is divided into two characters, "lang" and "lang", which means romantic, which dilutes the obscene atmosphere of the whole couplet a lot, but there is something unrestrained and unrestrained in the couplet.
The young man in there was so crazy that the artistic conception of this sentence was suddenly much higher. Those imperial students murmured about it and felt that Yun Zheng was right enough. The imperial students on Shen Jue's side had already clapped their hands and praised him.
Everyone cheered loudly
Gu Hong saw that the situation was not good. Yun Zheng's literary talents, especially his quick wit, were no longer "remarkable" but terrible. Although these couplets were not necessarily extremely difficult, some needed to be adapted to the situation, and some needed to be broken down to decipher words, etc.
Wait, it stands to reason that it would not be possible to fight him in a short time, but it happened that Yunzheng was as easy to fight as drinking water. He took a look and found that his "morale" was already very low, so he had to stand alone.
He came out and said: "The young master is indeed very powerful. Hong also has a couplet, but it is the admonishment my father gave me at the beginning. I don't know how the young master responded to it: A standing character is like a pine tree on a rock. It will endure thousands of years of wind and frost.
A building can be built with square pillars and a bright hall.”
Yun Zheng thought to himself, isn't it just a self-motivation couplet? Although this couplet is also of top quality, it still seems to be a little less powerful than Pu Songling's couplet. Is it right?
Dozens of piles of sand and stones, as well as the temple corridors worthy of carving jade seals.”
Gu Hongxian saw that he was so quick to write out the second couplet, his expression changed, he looked at it carefully, and suddenly his face became happy, "It's time to carve a jade seal to treasure the temple corridor"! He actually dared to say carve a jade seal! What is a jade seal?
The symbol of the Ninth Five-Year Plan! How can you, Yunzheng, talk nonsense about carving the jade seal?
Gu Hong's face straightened: "Young Master, please pay attention to your words!" With a righteous look, he solemnly "admonished" Yun Zheng: "There are thousands of books in my family, don't forget Yu Ting's sixteen words."
Yun Zheng was startled for a moment. I clearly didn’t mean that by the jade seal here. It just meant that if jade is not polished, it cannot be used. You brat, you actually want to trick me? You still acted like a loyal person and advised me not to forget Yu Ting’s Sixteenth Anniversary.
Words? Is it so shameless!
The so-called Yu Ting refers to Shun's court. According to legend, Shun was the ancient Ming Dynasty lord, so "Yu Ting" is often used as the sixteen-character name for the "Holy Dynasty".
The heart is small, the essence is only one, and it is allowed to hold on to the center." Confucianism regards these sixteen characters as Yao, Shun, and Yu. The heart-to-heart transmission of personal moral cultivation and the principles of governing the country. Gu Hong said this, as if Yunzheng had abandoned Confucianism.
The thinking is the same, this was extremely serious in the Wei Dynasty!
Yun Zheng took a long breath and said in his heart: It seems that Ma Shan is being ridden by others, and people are being bullied by others. When I was running rampant in the palace, all the beauties dared to mess with me. Since I traveled through time, "Yun Zheng's" temper has become better.
How dare anyone dare to act wild on me? **Old mother, do you really think that I am a cat?
After all, he is a man with strong martial arts skills and a general who has killed people and seen blood. At this moment, his eyes suddenly turned cold, and his whole aura immediately changed drastically, from standing like a plump autumn water to a ten thousand-foot cold mountain. A pair of starry eyes stared at Gu Hong, and said coldly
: "There are thousands of books in my family, don't forget Yu Ting's sixteen words? Hum hum, I have the second line, listen up!"
He raised his head proudly: "I am so proud of the world that I will only let Nishan alone." (Note: Nishan is originally the name of a mountain in Qufu, Shandong, and this refers to Confucius) ----- dividing line -----
