My name is Zhang Haonan. My name is very domineering and I am generally domineering.
I was born in a steel city in the Northeast, a city that produces steel.
Looking back on my terrible childhood, hey, it was actually not bad. The first elementary school I attended was called Miaoertai Elementary School. When I was thirsty after class, I usually went to the water room behind the classroom to drink water from a ladle. It was actually a big
There is still a long queue for the water tank, the water is pumped up from the bottom of the well
The water is so cold and it quenches your thirst
We rural children have no entertainment activities. Girls usually play shuttlecock, boys jump with rubber bands and throw cards, Lebao and so on.
The playing card is not poker. Friends born in the 90s may not know what it is. I need to explain. The playing card is a large paper shell printed with various patterns. It is as big as the palm of your hand, but it is very light and thin.
After buying it from the market man, he used scissors to cut the many cards into circles according to the pattern. There are real cards and fake cards. But now I still don’t understand what is a real card and what is a fake card. I
They all look the same, except that some have more exquisite designs and better quality.
(Jiao means shear, which is a Northeastern dialect. This article sometimes quotes Northeastern local dialects) There are many ways to play cards, including chopping, bumping, fanning, and sliding. What? Yes, it is sliding.
How to play sliding cards? Use burning wax drops on the back of the cards, then several children climb up the slide, and then slide the cards down from the slide. Whoever slides farthest wins the game. The loser participates.
The fighting card belongs to the opponent
Once I threw all the cards down from the second floor, and the children below were fighting for it. I looked at the excitement downstairs and smiled with satisfaction.
As for Lebao, I used the stems of poplar leaves that fell in autumn. Two children entangled one leaf with each other to see whoever broke it first would lose. Once I won ten times in a row and became the leader of the day.
My precious king, I was so beautiful that day
When I was about to enter junior high school, my family moved to the city. Later, my parents went abroad for work reasons, and I stayed at my grandma’s house in the city.
Also because I moved to the city, I have more opportunities to be exposed to various electronic games. The Jiatong Electronic Game Center behind the Xinhua Cinema is the most popular, and it costs 5 coins for one dollar. Every time I go to play
, you can always pass the level with only one game currency; and every time I go to play, there will always be a large group of children around me watching me play the game. Some adults ask me how to pass the level with only one game currency; I always explain it to them carefully.
They listened, but no one could achieve the same results as me - from that time on, I knew that I was born with the ability to understand various games. No matter what game, I always got started faster than other children.
; Therefore, there is always a group of children around me, following me around
Little by little, I became famous. I have fans in all the major game arcades in the city. Sometimes when a new arcade opens, I will be invited to play for a few days to increase its popularity. Of course, others spend money to play, but I make money when I play.
, gradually with the demise of game arcades and the rise of the Internet, I also began to adapt to new games. With my natural understanding, I can play all online games with ease, and my reputation is naturally becoming more and more famous.
, the entire competitive gaming circle in the Northeast knows that there is a man named Zhang Haonan in Steel City, and no one has ever been able to beat him.
Because I am addicted to games, my academic performance is very bad, but because my parents are abroad, my grandma and aunt dote on me, especially my aunt is particularly pampered to me.
Therefore, I did not go to college. I just went to a technical school and got a technical secondary school diploma. After graduating, I could not find a job. I just wandered outside and naturally met a group of friends. I spent my days doing nothing and hanging out.
They are all networks near the community.
My grandma saw me like this and was worried about my future. It happened that my aunt worked in the biggest supermarket in the city, Liulong Supermarket.
My grandma is already over 60 and still has to work hard for me. I feel guilty, so when my aunt told me to work in a supermarket, I readily agreed.
"Zhang Haonan, why are you in such a daze? The manager asked you to go to the passage. You don't know what to expect every day!"
Look, this is a person under the eaves. If you don't bow your head, you will die. The person you just talked about is my aunt. She is a pretty girl. She has a pretty face and figure. Why does she have such a bad temper? Oh, what a pity.
"What's the fuss about? I'm not idle either. You see, I'm working all day long."
My aunt is actually about the same age as me, and I don’t know how my elders plan their children. After responding to my aunt a few words, I walked to the aisle of the supermarket, opened the counter, swiped my card, and started letting people scan the code to charge.
“How come the person who scans and charges is still a man!”
I cursed in my heart, what the hell, men can’t come out as gay, and I’m not coming out as gay!
At this time, a student girl bought a basket of snacks and put it on the counter with a "dong" sound. I had just finished loading the things for the previous customer and gave her change. She made this sound which startled me.
"What are you doing? Can you please be gentle? This is not your house!"
"Brother, you are so fierce..."
I just thought she was a student girl, but when I heard the voice and looked at it, it turned out that she was still a yin girl. She looked really sweet, and her voice was also sweet. Oh,,, but her movements were a bit rude.
"1,2,3,4,5,,,, you are not afraid of getting fat if you eat so many potato chips."
I asked while scanning the code
"It's okay, I'm not eating alone."
Yin Meizi pointed to a group of female students in the waiting area and said
"There's a new network opened in front of the station. A group of us sisters just want to stay there. It would be boring if we don't buy more snacks."
Hey, it’s great to be young
"If you stay in bed at such a young age, you won't go to school tomorrow!"
The school girl picked up the snacks, rolled her eyes at me, and left with the group of girls chirping.
Looking at the long queue, I have no time to talk nonsense with this girl. Who asked us to make other people's money? If we want to make money, we have to pretend to be a grandson.
After working for a while, I was so tired that my waist was bent. This damn charge counter is too short. It’s just perfect for a girl. I’m 183cm tall and can’t use it hard.
"Isn't this nonsense!" I cursed in my mind as I left the counter, but I finally managed to stay up until 5pm and got off the morning shift.
"You did a good job today. I'll reward you with a popsicle, auntie."
My aunt is actually quite nice, and she can be quite gentle at times. I walked with her on the way to get off work, took the popsicle, bit off half of it in one bite, and swallowed it without chewing much.
"You are a pig!"
While scolding, my aunt used her hands to wipe my mouth. Her hands were so slippery.
"Then how can I eat it? I can still eat it with my mouth like you!"
After I said this, I grabbed my aunt's hand, brought it to her mouth, and helped her clean the sugar water from her hand.
"Let go! How dare you say those things to your aunt and still grab your aunt's hand, you damn kid!"
Blushing, the aunt retracted her hand and took out a tissue to wipe her hands hard.
"Look at you like that. If you weren't my aunt, I wouldn't even bother talking to you."
My aunt gave me a hard blow. It really hurt, but it was worth it.
I arrived at the station and waited for a while for the bus to come. My aunt pulled me on the bus. Then the phone in my pocket rang. I knew it must be those fuckers looking for me, so I said to my aunt.
"You go back first and tell grandma not to wait for me to eat."
My aunt was in a hurry to get on the bus, so she got on the No. 2 bus without paying much attention to me, and then said to me
"Damn kid, don't play too late. You haven't gotten home at 12 o'clock in the morning. Let's see if I don't kill you!" ("Children" is a dialect in Northeastern China, so I meant to call you.) The No. 2 bus drove far away and I picked up the phone and said, "Hello!"
"What the hell are you doing! It took you so long to answer the phone, you've fallen into a trap!"
The person who cursed on the phone was one of my best friends, Wang Peng, who was considered a relatively low-level second-generation rich man and a second-generation official, so his words were rough.
"Isn't this accepted? How can there be so many b-girls talking about something?"
The phone continued: "Don't you have an early shift today? Come here quickly! I'm waiting for you! What are you doing? You don't see each other every day! It's so cold!" (Quick consciousness) Hey, I'm a bunch of people
Man, you even know what time I poop, and you talk to them every day. You really don’t have any fucking privacy. Otherwise, just because I act like a shitty person, how can I still not have a partner now! (The partner is a boyfriend and girlfriend.
) "Who is there? You, Zhao Chunyang, Liu Xiaowei, who else is there!"
Said on the phone: "There is a girl, who else! You are the only one, how could I be so anxious to find you without a girl!"
There's a girl, can he come to me for such a good thing? I'm thinking about it while taking a taxi
5 minutes later, I rushed to the network where everyone usually hangs out, "The Fastest Network in the Universe". I don't know what the boss of this network, Mr. Ye, was thinking. Such a network in a prosperous area has such a reputation as an urban-rural fringe area.
I pushed the door and entered the lobby. When I entered the door on the first floor, I saw a large crystal curtain wall. When I turned around, I saw various cat machines, arcade machines and so on. It was very noisy all day. At the end of the corner, there were more than a dozen billiard tables, Japanese coffee, and drinks.
,Taiwan or something
"Hey, you're here, come on, please come upstairs!"
The person who spoke to me was the foreman on the first floor. Zhao Kai is the most open-minded person here. In fact, he knew that I was not spending money on the first floor today, but this guy just knew how to talk. Otherwise, why would he be the foreman?
"It's good to be caught,,, then I'll go up and fish it out." I said a few polite words, then went up the stairs to the left and ran to the net.