After seeing Jiang Ran’s public statement on TV, I knew that the National Competition Summer League, through this knockout competition, determines outstanding players in various sports, and sends talents to the national e-sports team every year; but I didn’t expect that Shengshi
Nianhua will hold a city-wide selection competition. What does Jiang Ran want to do? Why did he challenge me? Do you still dare to come? If there is anything I don’t dare to come, um - who cares, we will discuss it with Wang Peng, Liu Xiaowei and Zhao Chunyang tomorrow.
discuss.
The next morning before dawn, I was sleeping soundly in bed, and suddenly I felt pain in the root of my thigh, eh - "Ouch!" I cried out in pain, and when I opened my eyes in a daze, it turned out to be my aunt sitting there angrily.
While on my bed, she pinched the flesh of my thighs with her hands. When my aunt saw me waking up, she pinched even tighter. It was so painful that I hugged the pillow and begged for mercy.
"Don't do it, don't do it, I was wrong!"
The aunt said angrily: "Now that I know how to beg for mercy, tell me where you went wrong."
I calmed down and thought about what I did wrong, so I asked, "Yes, what did I do wrong?"
After hearing this, my aunt pinched harder with her left hand, which made me beg for help in pain.
My aunt saw that I was sweating in pain, so she showed mercy, relaxed a little, and asked me: "Now that I know the pain, I know how to beg for mercy. Last night I begged you to pinch my feet gently, why didn't you listen."
While I was begging for mercy, my aunt said because of this incident:
"There is no way to massage your feet without pain. The pain means that your body needs to be recuperated, auntie. Besides, wasn't I lighter afterwards? Otherwise, how could you fall asleep comfortably?"
After hearing what I said, my aunt let go of her left hand that was holding my thigh. I curled up and covered my thigh, "Oh!" I yelled and let out a long sigh of relief.
"Auntie, can you please ask me if you are trying to deal with me? How wrong would it be for me to suffer such pain so early in the morning?"
"You still dare to talk back." My aunt said as she pinched my ears, and added: "After I fell asleep, did you carry me to the bed? Tell me!"
"What's more, you are so heavy. You must weigh more than 200 kilograms. You are exhausted."
After I finished speaking, I was about to stand up. My aunt held me down with both hands and said angrily: "I weigh so much. I was measured just the day before yesterday and weighed only 93 pounds. 'You are talking nonsense! You are talking nonsense.'" As she said this, she gave me another slap.
Pinch randomly.
The pain was so painful that I burst into tears and kept pleading: "I'm talking nonsense, aunt, you have such a good figure, how can you weigh 200 pounds? Can you just spare me this time?"
"No! I must have gained some weight, otherwise you wouldn't say that."
My aunt stopped taking care of me, touched herself here and there, started talking to herself, and started worrying about her weight.
I finally had a chance to breathe, so I stood up, bent over, covered my lower body, and ran out of the room in embarrassment to go to the bathroom to relieve myself.
"Ah - so cool."
I put water in the urinal and thought to myself: My aunt is really messing with me at every turn, especially these days, huh? - Is it because the aunt is here, so her temper may become irritable; yes, it must be
Yes, I heard that women have bad tempers before and after that thing comes. Well...women are also quite pitiful.
I shivered with excitement, pulled up my shorts, washed the handles, pushed the door open and came out just in time to see my aunt standing on the weighing machine with a measuring tape. I walked over and looked at the scale, and then looked at my aunt's attentive look, and I felt funny: That's really it.
The more beautiful and perfect a woman is, the higher her requirements are for herself. Whatever others say, even if it is just scary, will trigger a series of reactions from them.
"Isn't this only 92 pounds? You have lost weight. Auntie, what are you worried about? Get up, get up, and I will measure you."
"To put it bluntly, I don't know how to read it. I just don't know if it's accurate or not." My aunt came down and handed me the measuring tape again.
"Xiao Nan, help me measure my waist to see if I'm really fat."
I stood on the scale and took the tape measure while looking at my weight. "Wow - 149 pounds, I am really fat." After saying that, I got off the scale and wrapped the tape measure around my aunt's waist. Again
Say to my aunt:
"You are 169 centimeters tall and 92 pounds, so you are on the thin side, do you know?"
My aunt grabbed the end of the measuring tape and said to me: "What do you know? Women's weight changes very quickly. It doesn't matter where they are fatter. The key is that the waist and thighs must not be fat. If you don't listen, I will get angry."
Auntie, you are so annoying, please hurry up."
"Okay, okay, my aunt taught me a lesson." I said as I rolled up the white shirt around my aunt's waist, exposing her tender white skin. My aunt's waistline was curved and enchantingly displayed in front of my eyes. I swallowed my saliva unconsciously and felt in my heart.
Said: Calm down, don't panic.
The aunt waited impatiently and said, "Can you hurry up? Mo Jijin is the same as your mother."
This sentence finally brought my soul back. Yes, this is my aunt. Then I tightened the measuring tape in my hand, and then took my fingertip and measured 59 centimeters, which is almost one foot eight.
I smiled and said to my aunt: "18, the same as before." After hearing this, my aunt nodded slightly and sighed.
Suddenly, I became curious. I already knew my aunt's waist size. I bought a skirt with her a while ago, but what about the bust and hip sizes? When my aunt entered the underwear store, she didn't let me follow her and left me outside, so I
I have never known the exact figure of my aunt’s bust. Although I can tell it roughly by visual inspection, I have never measured it. I would have measured it by hand now. After thinking about it, I said:
"Auntie, don't move. Why do I feel like there's something wrong with your back?" As I spoke, I took out the measuring tape and circled it up on my aunt's chest.
The aunt said in confusion: "What's wrong? Xiaonan, if you do something weird, don't ask me to deal with you."
I thought to myself that even if I was dealt with, I still have to wait until I finish the measurement, "Haha——"
When my aunt heard me making a bad laugh, and seeing the tape measure stuck in her chest, she knew that I was causing trouble behind her. She was so angry that she grabbed the tape measure, turned around, pinched the flesh of my thigh, and pushed hard again.
Damn it, oh my, the pain was so painful that I almost peed.
"Don't - don't, stop pinching, it really hurts." I begged my aunt to let me go with a bitter face.
"You know how annoying it is to study me all day long." My aunt let go of her hand and said, "I haven't settled the matter with you before. Now you're messing with me again. What do you want to do with the measuring tape around my chest?"
,explain!"
I blushed and lowered my head, not daring to look at my aunt. It was even more embarrassing to say that I wanted to know my aunt's bust. It would make me look too shameless. What? You think I'm shameless too. Hey, what am I thinking about?
.
My aunt looked at my blushing face and said nothing. She stretched out her hands to hold my face, and while rubbing it, she said, "Smelly Xiaonan, I will punish you to wash my feet every day. Tell me whether you want to do it or not."
I finished thinking: Last night I still felt like an emperor; this morning I became a foot-washing worker. I held my aunt's hand and said:
"Okay, but can I wash your feet for a week? Auntie, you can wash my feet once, just once."
My aunt was so angry that I laughed and said: "Look at how serious you are, and you even negotiated terms with me. I'll scout you every day from now on. Go and tidy up your own house quickly. Don't tease me like this. It's annoying."
." My aunt said, pushing me back to the room, and went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.
I finished tidying up the room, got dressed, went to the living room and turned on the TV, sat on the sofa and waited for breakfast.
Suddenly a morning news appeared on the TV: "According to reports from reporters in this city, a group fight occurred in Nancheng District of this city yesterday evening. According to eyewitnesses, hundreds of people participated on both sides, which was the largest incident in the history of this city's records.
A group incident. According to an insider's account, this incident was caused by the acquisition of an Internet cafe in Nancheng District by a very large entertainment organization in this city. This station will continue to follow up the report."
When I heard about Nancheng, the acquisition of Internet cafes and large entertainment institutions, is there a conflict between Yilianyuan in Nancheng District and the prosperous age in front of the station? If so - what does Jiang Ran want to do? Then the No. 1 game of Yilianyuan
Tiger is not easy to mess with. It seems that I missed a lot of big dramas while I was recuperating at home. How can you liven up without me? There is also a cooperative relationship between Yilianyuan and the fastest speed in our universe. Should I give Youhu
Make a call and ask. Thinking about it, I picked up the phone and was about to call——
"Xiao Nan, come and have breakfast, who should I call in the morning?"