When I saw my aunt like this and the way she looked at me, I remembered what happened when I was a child. Because I messed up one of my aunt's favorite books, my aunt was so angry that she tied me up and beat me up.
Since then, whenever I see my aunt look like this, I feel scared, maybe it is the shadow left by that time.
"Just give me a piece of quilt."
But as he said this, he retracted his hand, picked up the watery porridge and continued to drink.
My aunt picked up a piece of steamed bun and ate it while eating the porridge. She also ordered pickles from time to time and ate it leisurely and with relish.
I saw it, and I was so greedy that I swallowed my saliva. I looked at the various side dishes on the table, and then looked at the bowl of gruel without rice grains in my hand. I felt really uncomfortable. What happened to my aunt? I couldn’t eat anything delicious before.
Come on, now I look like a beggar, no, I might as well be a beggar. People can still resist beggars when they are unhappy, but I don’t dare to do anything even if I am unhappy. Grandma also said that I always bully my aunt, but I don’t know that it is just the surface, the truth is
My aunt ate me to death.
My aunt saw me holding the bowl of porridge and looking at her eagerly. Knowing that I was really hungry, she threw the half-eaten piece of steamed bun in her mouth to me and threw it on the dining table, splashing the steamed bun residue and sugar granules.
"Looking at your potential, one piece of steamed bun will make you so hungry."
"Thank you, aunt..."
I picked up the steamed bun slices on the table and ate them in one bite without thinking about anything else. I didn't feel very satisfied after eating them.
"Good aunt, give me another piece of quilt, there are still so many on the plate."
My aunt ignored me without any hesitation, and deliberately picked up another piece of steamed bun covered in white sugar, and refused to eat it, just craving for me.
I had no choice but to pick up the leftover steamed buns on the table, poke them together, put them in my mouth and eat them. When my aunt saw that I was deliberately pretending to be pitiful to her, she said angrily:
"Come on, it's just steamed bun crumbs on top. It's worth it. You're just showing it to me. I know..."
I dipped my fingers into the crumbs of the steamed buns on the table and brought them to my mouth. I pricked my mouth and said:
"Who said there are only steamed bun crumbs and sugar granules."
After hearing what I said and looking at my serious expression, my aunt couldn't help but burst into laughter. She stood up and brought over a plate full of fried steamed bun slices wrapped in white sugar.
"Stop pretending to be pitiful. I'll give it all to you."
The aunt smiled and said:
"Xiao Nan, Xiao Nan, you are the best at two things. One is to annoy my aunt, and the other is to coax her. You are the best at these two things, right?"
Seeing that my aunt was finally smiling, I felt relieved. I thought that the most effective way to deal with my aunt was to pretend to be pitiful. If I had to confront her head-on, I don't know how many times I would have failed. I would have to fight in roundabout ways to avoid her sharp edge.
A real man is a true gentleman. As long as he makes his aunt happy, he will not obediently forget about it.
"Eat quickly, you are so naive that if I don't know, Tian Tianjie will pretend to be pitiful, and you don't know who you learned from."
My aunt said and put all the dishes on the table in front of me.
"Auntie is so nice," I hugged my auntie's body, and when I got closer to smell it, I felt that her whole body was fragrant and soft. I was so proud that I forgot about what my auntie had to do yesterday.
Acting coquettishly with my aunt.
"Stop coming!" My aunt took out her hand and pinched my ears, and said, "I'll give you a good face and hurry up. You dare to hug me now."
Although my aunt twisted my ears and said harsh words, she did not resist. I held her tightly in my arms and let her do whatever she wanted. I would not let go. I smiled and said: "Good aunt, you did it yesterday.
The trick you used to clean me up at night was really powerful. You can also teach me how to quilt it today, okay?"
My aunt saw that I was becoming more and more shameless, so she twisted away hard and gave me another blow, until I woke up and no longer dared to act arrogantly.
"Go away!" My aunt was clearing away the dishes while scolding me: "If you don't annoy others when they see you, and if you hug me with dignity, I'll have to starve you every day. If I don't give you a good face, you won't be at ease."
I picked up the steamed bun slices and ate them with big mouthfuls. I didn’t just drink the porridge. I just swallowed the dry ones and kept eating them.
"It's impossible. My aunt hurts me the most. Every day when she can't see me, she gets upset. I know..."
When my aunt heard what I said that touched her heart, she blushed and said: "You are so beautiful, no one misses you, I wish I couldn't see you." After saying that, the aunt thought for a while and then said: "By the way, when did you get your girlfriend?"
Bring your family over, and my aunt will take care of it for you."
I was swallowing a mouthful of steamed buns when I heard that my aunt asked me to take my girlfriend home to show her. When I was anxious, the steamed buns choked my throat, which made my eyes red and speechless. My aunt didn't know what to say.
She raised her head and saw me asking for help. My aunt was so frightened that she rushed over and asked me:
"What's wrong? Are you choking? I told you to eat slower!"
My aunt hugged my armpits from behind, helped me stand up, and held my back in an inverted bow shape. Seeing that I was getting better, she turned around and asked me:
"How's it going? Are you going down yet?"
I shook my hand, blushed and managed to say a few words: "Hurry, help me, do my job, breathe."
At this time, my aunt was too panicked to care about anything. She quickly helped me lie down on the sofa in the living room, pressed my chest with both hands, and pressed hard, while crying, tears streaming down——
My aunt cried and said, "Xiao Nan, do you feel better? You can't die!"
I pressed my aunt's hand hard and said: "Stop pressing, it's useless, use your mouth to lose the breath -" After listening intermittently, my aunt immediately followed the instructions, leaned down and pinched my cheek, and took a deep breath.
Blow me, mouth to mouth.
After working on it for a while, my aunt asked me how I felt and if I was feeling better. I lay comfortably on the sofa with my eyes closed, raised my hand and pointed at my mouth.
"It's better, continue-"
My aunt had no choice but to lean down and continue to give me artificial respiration. I slowly raised my arms and hugged her, then twisted around and pressed her down on the sofa.
"Haha! Auntie, you have been fooled again!"
My aunt was pinned under me, her face turned red and silent, and she turned her face to one side, not looking at me.
Seeing my aunt's blushing face and tender look, I didn't know how to end it.