I smelled a conspiracy and said firmly: "I won't change."
She came over and held my hand: "If you agree to change, I will let you kiss me."
I nodded immediately: "Change"
"Really obedient" greeted my sister with a smile
"Then...kiss" I looked at her eagerly for fear that she would regret it
"whee…"
She raised the corner of her mouth in a meaningful way and made a small face: "If you want, come here!"
I eagerly leaned over and looked at her with great affection. Today, I have to thank God and my little brother. My little sister gave me this opportunity and I am getting closer and closer. My heartbeat is getting faster and faster for no reason. I stare at her.
White and tender skin, red smiling face, tall breasts, slender legs, and a faint smile on the corner of the mouth
I stretched out my affectionate lips, and when the distance was only one centimeter, a pleasant voice sounded in my head, and then I cried - "The player deliberately teased the reception elf. It has been determined that the system's main god will send down the Nine Thunder Heavenly Tribulation."
as punishment"
"Boom...boom..."
Nine thunder tribulations, nine bolts of lightning, none of them fell, blasting me to the point of death, I was so happy
I couldn't laugh or cry as I watched the receptionist laughing next to me. Okay, I admit, I did fall into a honey trap this time. Curse the game designer for making the NPS's intelligence so ****.
She looked at it with a smile: "Handsome boy, do you want more?"
My face twitched: "Do you want me to die?"
"Humph..." The receptionist's smile became even sweeter: "Then what name do you decide to choose?"
I have no hesitation: "Peerless Master"
Damn it, today I will carry this little NPS with you
The receptionist smiled: "I'm sorry, you have changed this name and can't use it anymore! How about I come and give you a name, okay?"
I firmly refused and said: "No"
She ignored my words: "Well, what's a good name for that?"
She looked at me and I looked at her. She smiled softly and my whole body trembled: "What do you want to do?"
"Well, you are quite handsome!"
I blushed: "Of course"
"You're a rookie"
I want to cry but have no tears, silence is golden
She clapped her hands and said happily: "Now that I have it, how about I call it 'Handsome Rookie'? It's both true to the name and nice to hear!"
My face twitched twice: "Can you change the name, keep the word handsome and remove the word "rookie"?"
She rejected me flatly: "No"
I cried: "No! Sister, I know I was wrong, give me a chance!"
"No way, that's it."
Ding - the system prompts that the character has been created successfully. I wish you a happy game.
I wailed: "No! No! Sister, I was wrong, I don't want to be a rookie"
"You are bigger, am I too old?" The receptionist kicked me away: "Go and play your game! Oh, by the way, I wish you good luck."
I:……
I cried, this is the sadness of playing games! I let an NPS fool me. Is this the legend of a rookie?
A black shadow falls from the sky
"Boom!" I plunged into the ground, startling the players around me.
"Damn, what is this?"
"Oh, I know, this is a boss falling from the sky."
"Damn, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and grab it!"
Then "Boom...boom...a few times, a pleasant sound sounded in my head again - the player "handsome rookie" was attacked by n people and was killed by the player "Batian". The player is dead."
When I was reborn, I heard someone scolding - "Damn, this is a player, I'm already famous..."
After coming out of the resurrection array, I felt really depressed. I have never been so embarrassed like this time in my whole life. I was beaten to death right after I came out. I didn’t even see their faces.
I walked to the gate of the village, and there was a dinosaur girl pointing at me and saying something to the dinosaur girl next to me. When I saw it, I was immediately embarrassed. It turned out that I was wearing a pair of underpants, running naked, and there were a few big words "handsome" floating above my head.
The newbie”
I'm so embarrassed! Curse the game designer, how could he let me run naked? Fortunately, I'm a man. If I were a woman, I wouldn't be alive.
I quickly opened the package and found two pieces of equipment inside:
No matter what the equipment is like, put it on first to protect your chastity for a long time, and then turn off the name effect on the top of your head. After that, it will feel much better.
What to do next? We must fight monsters. At the beginning of the game, the village entrance was already overcrowded. There were more people than monsters. It was almost three or four people fighting for one monster.
For me, a newbie in the game, I should first meet my little brother and then my little sister.
Open the friend list and search for friends. Well, let’s find my little brother first! Enter “clean little thief” to add as a friend.
There was a reply soon - "Ding" came the message: "Who are you?"
I replied: "Your boss"
"Ding"
The younger brother replied: "Damn, you're looking for a slap in the face, right?"
I was so angry that I replied: "You brat, you have itchy skin, don't you?"
The younger brother became angry: "Your grandma, if you dare to tell me, you are there, I promise to kill you until you delete your account."
I got angry: "You brat, I'm right at the entrance of the village. Come if you want."
Sure enough, after a while, a little thief came over with five or six people and saw me at the entrance of the village. The little thief rushed over angrily: "Wow! Boss, is it really you?"
I said calmly: "If it's not me, who else is so handsome?"
An archer mm swooped over: "Boss, I knew you would definitely come to me."
These two people are exactly my younger brother and younger sister. There are a few people behind me. I only recognize one of them as mm Wang Xin. I have never seen the others.
The younger brother pulled me and my younger sister away and said excitedly: "Boss, it's great for you to come. Just now there was a man named "Handsome Rookie" who provoked me. I'm looking for him now and plan to kill him. You also
Come with me, p rookie! It’s a lot of fun.”
My face twitched: "I know who he is, do you want to know where he is now?"
The younger brother became even more excited: "There, tell me quickly."
I stared at him, he looked at me, and I shouted: "I am"
The younger brother’s excited face suddenly changed, and he stared at me in surprise: “Boss, aren’t you a master? Why have you become a rookie?”
The younger sister also came over and said in surprise: "Boss, you...you are the "rookie"
I gritted my teeth, thinking of that damn reception, I felt like crying, all silence is golden
Sister Wang Xin came over and looked at me: "Yo! It's you! A peerless master."
The younger sister whispered in Wang Xin's ear: "My boss is now a "handsome rookie"
Sister Wang Xin was shocked: "What, he is the "rookie" who fell from the sky
I burst into tears and said nothing, pretending to be a deaf-mute. When the two men behind me heard this, they were also surprised, and one of them looked a little unnatural.
The younger brother came over and asked: "Boss, why don't you become a master and become a rookie?"
I almost vomited blood, so I gave him a stick on the head: "Of course I have my own reasons for doing this, please take care of me."
The little brother said "Ouch" and quickly stayed away from me. Although he knew that I was no match for him in the game, he didn't dare to attack me even if he was brave enough.
Wang Xin came over and said, "Rookie, how could you fall from the sky?"
My face turned red. Of course I didn’t dare to do anything to her. I looked up at the sky and said, "The weather is so nice today! The sun is shining high and the white clouds are floating."
"Really? I only saw a moon in the sky with dense dark clouds." Wang Xin looked up at the sky and said jokingly
Me: "...just think of me as dead"
Wang Xin burst into laughter: "Okay, since you don't want to say it, you have your reasons, right? Well, add me as a friend! My name is "Xiao Hongyan" and the two grown men also come and get to know each other!"
"Ding"
The system prompts, Xiao Hongyan requests to add you as a friend, do you agree?"
I was flattered and quickly ordered it.
"Ding"
The system prompts that Yiye Qingcheng requests to add you as a friend, do you agree?"
My little sister smiled at me, and a big man who was my little sister came over and shook my hand: "Hello, my name is Knight Feilong."
"Ding"
The system prompts that Knight Feilong requests to add you as a friend, do you agree?"
After I clicked, another grown man came to my side and hesitated to speak, but finally stretched out his hand: "Hello, my name is Ba Tian."
I stretched out my hand and was stunned: "You are...Batian"
Batian said frankly: "Yes, it is the Batian who hacked you to death."
I want to die. You are too frank. Didn’t you see that everyone else looked like they were watching a good show? Especially my little sister and Wang Xin came over and stared at me.
I held Batian's hand and said, "Nice to meet you."
Sister Wang Xin looked like she was watching a good show: "Why, when you see your enemy, don't you express your gratitude?"
I glanced at Batian. His muscles and domineering face were so strong that his arms could catch up with my calves. So, I didn’t hear what Ms. Wang Xin was saying. Brother, you must believe me. This is the truth.
Seeing my silent expression, mm Wang Xin pursed her lips and smiled: "Okay, I originally thought it was an enemy seeking revenge, but now it's okay, let's go on to fight monsters and upgrade. Well, is that rookie with us?"
I was in agony: "Don't call me a rookie, I'm very handsome."
Wang Xin couldn't help but smile: "Oh, handsome rookie"
I:"………"
Everyone laughed, and the little girl laughed and said: "Boss, let's go together! Our team is very powerful."
