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Chapter 97: Neurotic

Going deeper, the surrounding environment seems to have not changed. It is still dark, covered with clouds and mist, and surrounded by big trees. The dim little money fan is holding my hand and walking side by side with me. The perverted maniac

Following behind, staring at my back with envy, I must be thinking about when I will be able to hold hands with a beautiful woman.

I have been walking for a long time, and the surrounding environment seems to have not changed. It is quiet, and there is not even a monster. This has to make me feel very confused. Logically speaking, there should be no monsters in the game, but I left

After such a long journey, I still didn’t see a single monster, and there wasn’t even any movement. Why on earth!

I turned around and asked the pervert: "By the way, was this the case when you entered?"

"Well! What's going on!" the pervert said pretending to be stupid.

The little money fan immediately gave him a hard knock on the head and cursed: "Stop pretending, a rookie won't have diarrhea like you at a critical moment!"

The pervert screamed in pain and said quickly: "Oh! That's the situation! Yes!"

The little money fan and I both came closer, and the pervert said, "But I forgot!"

"Boom!"

"Ouch!"

"roll!"

The pervert immediately rolled to the back with tears streaming down his face. The little money fan and I were gnashing our teeth. We really dragged the pervert out and beheaded him.

The little money fan said angrily: "Think about it quickly, you must remember it, do you hear me?"

"Oh! Yes, yes!" The pervert nodded his head and said.

I pulled the little money fan and went straight forward. Maybe we could see something if we went deeper. The pervert started thinking hard in the back. After walking for a long time, the pervert yelled: "Ah!"

The little money fan and I in front were startled. We turned around and stared at the pervert with fear on our faces: "What's going on? What's going on! Did you find anything?"

The pervert said: "No!"

The little money fan and I were immediately furious, and our faces dropped. The pervert was frightened to death when he saw it, and he quickly said: "I remembered, I remembered the situation at that time!"

When Xiao Cai Fan and I heard this, our anger suddenly turned into joy. Our faces changed faster than the sky. Xiao Cai Fan and I leaned over and asked hopefully: "I remember, that's great! Tell me quickly, you

What was the situation at that time!"

The pervert said happily: "I saw a rabbit..."

"Boom!"

"Ouch!"

"roll!"

I was so angry that I kicked the pervert far away. The pervert got up and said with a sad face: "I haven't finished saying that yet! The rabbit I saw has red eyes."

"Oh! The rabbit's eyes are red?" the little money fan asked in surprise

I said, "You see that rabbit's eyes are not red!"

"Damn! That's right! Rabbit's eyes are originally red, so you're such a pervert, and you're playing tricks on me again." The little money fan was angrily about to go over and stretch out his fist to hit the pervert's head.

The pervert said anxiously: "I haven't finished talking yet! That rabbit is bigger than me!"

"What?"

Hearing this, the little money fan and I were both surprised. I stepped forward and asked, "Tell me carefully, how come rabbits are bigger than humans!"

The little money fan said: "That's right! Please tell me what kind of rabbit you saw!"

The pervert said proudly: "At that time! I didn't know how I broke in here and saw a rabbit bigger than me gnawing on a lion over there..."

I interrupted him and said: "Are you sure you read it correctly? A rabbit eats grass, how can it eat a lion?"

The pervert said: "Really! It's absolutely true! After I waited for the rabbit to leave, I went over to confirm it! I still remember that the rabbit was extremely fierce, with two big teeth and a fierce look.

The eyes are blood red, as if they are possessed!"

I thought for a while and said: "Maybe there will be something good there, please take us there!"

When the little money fan heard that there was something good, he was very happy and said with excitement: "Yes, yes! You are so perverted, take us there to hunt for treasure! Hehe! This time I will definitely get rich again!"

The pervert patted his chest and said, "No problem, no problem! But before I take you there, I want to say something, okay?"

As soon as the little money fan and I saw the pervert patting his chest in assurance, we happily said, "Then tell us quickly! Take us there immediately after you finish speaking!"

"Okay, let me start talking!" The pervert coughed and had to pretend. If he hadn't asked for help, the little money fan and I would have kicked him away.

"Ahem..." The pervert said seriously: "I was led around by you just now and I got lost. Do you understand me?"

"I understand!" The little money fan and I stared at each other.

"Wow!...You are murdering!...Ouch! Don't hit me on the head...Ouch, don't kick my ass!...Ouch, boss, I'm done with it, don't hit me! I'm done with it, I really am.

I’m convinced! Oh my god! Ouch!~~~~”

"call!"

The little money fan and I both breathed a sigh of relief, and finally let out the breath in our stomachs. I looked at the sky and said, "I'm so tired! If I had known better, I wouldn't have hit him so hard!"

The little money fan said with a satisfied look on his face: "It feels so good to hit someone on the head! But I have to use a wooden stick to hit it in the future, otherwise my little hands will turn red!"

The breathless pervert lying on the ground opened his mouth wildly: "You... you are too cruel... you are not human!"

………………

We then set off forward. The pervert didn't dare to be rampant now. He lowered his head and followed behind without saying a word. I looked at the front, it was still hazy, and the environment remained the same. I stopped.

It seems that there is no solution if we continue like this. Could it be that we have really walked into the legendary lost forest?

The little money fan said: "After walking such a long way, why is it still the same? There is no end to it."

I looked at her and said, "By the way, you are not a hunter. Do you have any good ideas?"

"What a good idea!" The little money fan rolled his eyes and said, "There is a door to luck!"

"Tch! Don't try to rely on luck. A hunter can actually get lost. I'm really impressed by you!" I said.

The little money fan blushed and said angrily: "You are not allowed to talk about me, I like getting lost."

The pervert came over and said, "Have you noticed that we seem to be spinning in circles?"

"Um?"

Hearing this, my expression changed, and slowly thinking back, it seemed a bit like it. No matter how we walked, this place seemed like we had walked through it before. I asked the pervert: "How did you discover it?"

The pervert said proudly: "Because I took a shit there just now, and now I see it again!

"boom!"

The words of the perverted maniac completely killed me and the little money fan. One of us fell to the ground. I got up and shouted: "Are you crazy? You always like to play this trick!"

The pervert asked me: "Have you ever heard that there is nothing wrong with the brains of perverts?"

I was completely convinced: "Not really"

The little money fan was speechless: "It turns out that there is a psychopath next to me. It's a shame that I still treat him as a normal person!"

The pervert smiled: "It doesn't matter! We are a family now, we are all brothers with mental illness!"

"Get lost! Who is your family!"

The little money fan and I kicked the pervert away, and the pervert rolled away far away.

I looked at the pervert speechlessly and asked the little money fan: "How did you spend the day with the pervert yesterday? I'm really impressed by you!"

The little money fan laughed and said: "Yesterday I treated him as you and beat him hard. When I was tired, I went to take a nap, woke up and beat him again. Then, you

coming"

I was speechless: "Damn! This works too!"

…………

I looked at the hazy place in front of me and realized that I had been walking around in circles. No wonder I couldn't get out of this place even though I was walking around. This game is so designed that it can actually make people get lost. It's really unbearable.

I thought for a while and said: "What should we do now? We can't keep going here!"

The little money fan thought for a moment and said, "I'll follow you."

The pervert also came over with a smile on his face: "I'll follow you too."

"Damn! You guys are so good. Give me all the bad things!"

Looking around, the design of this place is probably based on the ancient Bagua elephant. There are circles and squares inside. The surroundings are almost the same. It is difficult to see any difference. Once a person walks into a place like this, if he can't decipher it

It's very likely that you'll never get out of this kind of puzzle.

I really have to admire the people of ancient times for actually coming up with diagrams like Bagua that make people get lost. There are many things. Looking at history, there are still many mysteries that we modern people still cannot solve.


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