My name is Liu Dehua. My parents are super fans of Andy Lau, one of the Four Heavenly Kings, but they are too embarrassed to give me a big name, so they gave me a gender-neutral name. However, their relatives and friends still despised me and thought that I was
The name is extremely bad, but my parents don’t think so, and they mention it to everyone. Our child’s name is Liu Dehua.
Although my name is neither male nor female, I am a genuine man. If you have to ask me what kind of person I am, I can definitely answer: "I am an upright person!"
If I want to add a sentence later, I am a very gregarious person. As for why I am not very gregarious, I don’t seem to know it myself.
I am a student in the third grade of junior high school. Although my name is Dehua, from kindergarten to junior high school, I have never had Dehua. Not only did I not get Dehua, but I often hindered the class and discredited the school.
I'm counting down inside, but I'm not that naughty either
This is strange. How can a person who is not very naughty bring discredit to the school? This is what happened.
Once during the class teacher's class, the leaders of our city came to listen to the class. I was so sleepy during the class that I preferred to die, so I fell asleep. Actually, it was not a big deal that I fell asleep. The leaders just turned a blind eye.
It would be over if I closed one eye, but in the class where I preferred to die, I, who had always only snored and not talked in my sleep, talked in my sleep for the first time in my history. The leader was drinking water and was frightened by my words.
With a jump, the cup flew out of his hand and hit the old man's shiny leather shoes. The water in the cup splashed all over his feet and burned him. He only listened to half of the class.
From that time on, the teacher moved me from the last row to the middle row. It is said that my mistake directly led to the failure of our class teacher’s academic affairs office in the competition.
When it was time for the exam, I saw other people copying books, taking notes from their pockets, and turning around to copy others. I felt very nervous. I really wanted to copy like them, but when I was in the second grade of junior high school,
After I was caught cheating, I never dared to ask my deskmate why I didn’t copy anymore. I thought for a long time and told him: “I am an upright person!”
My deskmate looked at me with disdain and said, "You are a coward!"
It's so funny that he actually confused cowardice and integrity, two completely opposite qualities.
After a comfortable weekend, on Monday morning, I took my backpack and walked to the classroom
As soon as I entered the classroom, I felt a little abnormal. I admit that I came so few minutes earlier than usual. As soon as I entered the classroom, the classroom door that was originally open was pulled back. I looked back and saw that the classroom door was closed.
Looking inside the classroom again, there are not many people, but these few people have one thing in common - they are all girls.
Damn it! Boys always love to watch this kind of joke. Lock a boy in a classroom with a group of girls, and then, through the glass outside the classroom, everyone laughs and watches, like they are watching a unhealthy movie, with their pupils wider than their mouths.
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The boys just looked at it, the girls who were doing their homework stopped doing their homework, and those who listened to mp3 stopped listening to mp3. They all looked at me jokingly, presumably to see what kind of surprise I would give everyone.
I had better go out first. I started to pull the door open, but found that it couldn’t be opened. The students outside were howling and screaming, and I didn’t know what to do.
"Cui Peng, open the door!" I shouted to the guy outside who was smiling the brightest.
Cui Peng is the little bully of our class. In fact, he is not very good, but his brother is the top bully in high school. He helped him teach a few ignorant boys in our class, so he naturally became the boss of our class.
Cui Peng ignored me and took the lead in applauding.
"Hey, why are you like this!" I couldn't open the door, so I simply stopped and walked towards my seat under the strange looks of the female classmates in the class.
By the way, I mentioned my deskmate for a long time. My deskmate is a girl. She came very early today and sat in her seat early. Her name is Li Youqian. She didn’t cover her mouth when many girls looked at me.
In the row of laughing girls
If you ask me what is the happiest thing about going to school? It is making my classmates laugh.
Li Youqian is an extremely beautiful girl. She has pretty short hair, a pair of clear and charming eyes, and a straighter nose than mine. She looks so noble. Moreover, she seems to be very precocious, and her breasts are faintly developed.
The hair wash is also good, and there is always a faint fragrance. She is about the same size as me, although I am not very tall, but she definitely looks slim among the girls.
Since ancient times, beauties match heroes. A beauty like her is naturally matched with the heroes in our school. Yes, she actually fell in love prematurely. What makes me even more sad is that of course she wouldn't be with me if she wasn't with me. Oh my God!
What was I thinking? I am so upright, how could I do something that violates school discipline? The object of her early love is the boss of Class 250 next door. He is much more awesome than Cui Peng, the boss of our class. Cui Peng is just his brother who protects him.
He is so arrogant, but the boss of Class 250, his father is from the underworld in our city, and he has a faint tendency to become the boss of our class.
But there is one thing I am better than that boss. I have talked to Li Youqian more than him. I walked back to my seat, and Youqian was reading her novel and ignored me.
She doesn't like to talk and is relatively indifferent to everything, but her only hobby is reading novels. She is different from other girls. Other girls read Guo Jingming, Han Han and other youth novels. Since she has never been in love, she has never been in love.
In the novel, I feel the heartbreaking feeling of Yixiao, but Meiqian is not the same. She likes to read Gu Longda's novels. If I were asked to sum up my deskmate in one sentence, I can only say: "She is a special person!"
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Gradually, the girls in the class saw that I no longer held the door open and no longer paid attention to me. They all lowered their heads to study their own things.
Seeing that there was nothing to see, the boys outside felt bored and walked in one after another.
Cui Peng passed me. He was sitting in the last row. The back door of his class was always locked, so he passed me by. He gave me a cold look.
This kid, do you think I will be afraid of him? You Qian and I have such a good relationship, and You Qian’s partner is the boss of this year. If he dares to touch me, hum~~~~~~~~Uh~, it seems
It feels a bit like a softie, wrong, a bit like nepotism, also wrong, I can’t explain it, anyway, he doesn’t dare to do anything to me!
The class bell rang, and our head teacher and Chinese teacher hurried into the classroom, holding his rusty stainless steel cup in one hand and a large pancake in the other hand, with some crumbs on the corner of his mouth.
He sat on the chair naturally, completely ignoring us who were already very quiet below, and continued to finish what he had not finished - filling his mouth with the big pancake in his hand, and if he choked, he would unscrew his
Cup, drink water before eating
The head teacher has been like this for three years, maybe even longer, because after all, we are not his first class of students, so we may not know that this habit has continued since he started teaching.
Then the class lasted ten minutes
The head teacher hiccupped calmly and said to the Chinese class representative: "Now lead the students to read today's text aloud!"
The Chinese class representative stood up and said, "Zou Ji satirized King Qi for accepting remonstrance!"
Like primary school students, we followed: "Zou Ji satirizes the King of Qi for accepting remonstrance!"
This kind of teaching method of the old class really made the students miserable. Our Chinese class representative once represented the opinions of all of us and proposed to him the shortcomings of his teaching method, but he dismissed our opinions with his grades.
He plausibly said: "Our class has the best Chinese scores among the seven classes. This proves that my education methods are correct!"
The headache-inducing reading voice told me that I just wanted to sleep, but without paying attention, I actually fell asleep again on the spot. Suddenly I felt my waist was a little itchy, so I stretched out my hand to scratch it, and I felt it was so slippery, and the feel was indescribably good, etc.
, I opened my eyes and saw Youqian’s eyes filled with fire, and my own hand was actually holding her hand. I quickly let go of her hand.
Youqian usually won't poke me in the waist, unless it's the old classmate who asks a question
Lao Ban's eyes were indeed staring at me, and he said coldly: "Liu Dehua, let me repeat it again, what does the word 'sarcasm' in Zou Ji's satire on King Qi's admonishment mean?"
I looked at Youqian for help. Probably because I touched her hand just now, Youqian ignored me and looked away.
Hey, popularity is not good, so every time only Youqian will remind me. This time, it’s better. Youqian was also offended, and Lao Ban also had a fire-breathing look in his eyes. Looking at Lao Ban’s fire-breathing eyes, I trembled in my heart.
"Give me an answer!" Lao Ban suddenly stood up from his chair, glared at me, and said coldly
I have to speak. My boss has a bad temper. Last time, a kid was slapped three times by my boss for not knowing what he was asking. Seeing that my boss had the urge to come over to me, I decided to speak up.
Made: "I choose c!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the whole room burst into laughter. Lao Ban’s face, which was originally like a dead wife, burst into laughter.
Youqian scolded you as an idiot and laughed as well.
Um, is this answer funny?
"You idiot, the teacher asked you what the word means, and you actually said to choose c. The word means tactful advice. Do you listen?" Youqian put away her smile and covered her head with a book to avoid being discovered by the teacher.
, lowered his voice and said to me
I was about to answer when my old classmate spoke first: "Liu Dehua, sit down and pay attention in class!"
I sat down with fear, the secret passage was so dangerous!