I don’t know how long it took, but after three bottles of beer, I was shaking my head. I went to the toilet and heard two waitresses looking at me and snickering.
I said hello to them with a smile and asked them why they were laughing. They still answered me with a smile.
Sitting on my seat again, I raised my glass and told them to drink and continued to tell stories about Miss Sun Nan and me that didn’t exist at all.
"One night, Nan Nan said she wanted me to be a guest at her home. Suddenly there was a strong wind and dark clouds. After a while, it started to rain! So we both got wet!"
Fu Hua reminded: "That's not right, Brother Hua, why don't you take shelter from the rain?"
"Don't interrupt, okay?" I glared at Fu Hua and continued to brag: "As soon as I saw Nan Nan was soaked all over, I took off my coat, and the two of us walked for a long time before returning to her house!"
Fu Hua looked sly and said, "You guys, didn't you do something in their house?"
I smiled back at him, which was more vulgar than his smile: "Yes, we did have sex. Nannan was moved by my coat, and then the two of us made a private commitment for life. After we were done, she also gave me a gift
Got something very precious to her!"
"What are you doing? Please tell me clearly! Tell me the details!" Fu Hua was dissatisfied when he heard me tell him.
Actually, I just wanted to tell you the details, but I just wanted to make something up that didn’t exist at all. It wasn’t that easy, so I told her about it in one go. The point was, she gave me something, and asked him
The two said: "What do you think it is?"
The two shook their heads and suddenly looked a little strange.
I thought it was because the two of them were curious, so I didn't pay too much attention to it, and continued: "It's the pair she wore, the same pair of white underwear she wore when she kicked the three of us down that day!" That pair of underwear was stolen from me.
When they came out, they naturally didn't know. Seeing that they still looked weird, I thought they didn't believe it, so I had to describe the underwear in detail: "That pair of underwear is made of pure cotton, one of a kind.
, there are two hearts connected together! Don’t believe it!”
A charming voice came: "And two hearts were pierced by an arrow, right?"
Probably because I was drinking, I did not recognize that the person who asked me was a female voice. I smiled and said: "Yes, yes, there is an arrow. How do you know? You don't know..."
Then I sadly saw Sun Nan with a murderous look on his face, he came over, grabbed me, and said angrily: "Okay, I said mine, then...why is it missing? I didn't expect you stole it,
Say, which hand of yours stole it, I'll chop it up!"
Fu Hua asked with a puzzled look on his face: "Miss Sun Nan, that's not right. Didn't you say you gave it to him?"
Sun Nan took a sip and said, "You just gave it to him?" She pulled me with her pretty face red and said, "If you come with me, I will never forgive you like this!"
As soon as Sun Nan appeared, I screamed secretly and looked at Xiaoqiu and Fu Hua asking for help. The two lowered their heads and pretended not to see it.
I made a careless friend, I sighed, and as I sighed, I was pulled out of the small restaurant by Sun Nan
As soon as I got into Sun Nan's car, my mind was clear and I had a bowel movement. Ahem, most of the time, Sun Nan was holding the steering wheel with one hand and smoking a cigarette with the other, but said nothing.
"Sister Nan, I, I didn't mean to steal your secret..." I had no choice but to speak first.
"Don't talk! If you talk nonsense, I will castrate you!" Sun Nan said
"Then I won't say anything!" So I prepared to be silent.
"If you don't speak, I will castrate you!" came Sun Nan's charming voice.
"Then, I..." I don't know whether I should say it or not.
But I saw Sun Nan take out a dagger and grab me with a loud sound~ Damn it, you can't really do it? I backed away in fear, but Sun Nan refused to let go. At this moment, she was like an evil queen, with her eyes full of danger.
Green Light said: "Cut it off!"
"No, Sister Nan, I was wrong, the knife doesn't have eyes!" I begged for mercy in fear: "No matter what, no matter what, I'll give you my underwear back!"
It's okay if I don't mention it. When I mention it, Sun Nan's hand has already touched my belt.
"No, Sister Nan!"
Sun Nan snorted coldly, and she untied my belt and said anxiously: "No, Sister Nan, I am a virgin just like you. For the sake of our mutual sympathy, please spare me!"
When Sun Nan, who originally wanted to scare me, heard me saying that we were both virgins, a sharp gleam flashed in her eyes and she said angrily: "Shut up!"
"No, Sister Nan!"
Maybe Sun Nan felt annoyed, so she took out a pack of things from her small bag. In a daze, I saw the whole picture - sanitary napkins. Could it be that Sun Nan was a pervert? She took off my pants to use her supplies for me.
?I'm starting to feel a little confused
Soon I was no longer confused. She forced my mouth open and stuffed the bag into my mouth. Sun Nan smiled with satisfaction and said, "I told you to talk too much!"
"............"
No one knows what I'm talking about anymore!
Sun Nan pressed my hands with her knees, knelt in front of me, gently took off my pants, exposed my men's underwear, and cursed inwardly: Why don't you wear women's underwear?
Poor little flower, at this critical moment of life and death, he stood up bravely, brother, please don't harm me, I secretly cried out in my heart.
As if she understood what I meant, Xiao Xiaohua became even more powerful. Brother, if you don’t obey me again, your sister Nan will cut you off.
Seeing the dancing little flower through her underwear, Sun Nan blushed, but she did not stop there. Instead, she lightly drew pictures on it with a dagger and said coquettishly: "How long has it been since you were still so dishonest?
Let me help you get rid of this source of evil!"
As she said that, she took off the only underwear I had left. One hand moved the little flower, and the other hand held the dagger and shook it. She moved it, and the little flower was like a roly-poly.
Shake and shake!
When I got excited, my hands began to struggle. My hands were pressed under Sun Nan's knees. With a movement, my hands left her knees and moved along Sun Nan's thighs to the root of her thighs. Through the thin fabric,
Had a close contact with Xiao Xiaonan
Sun Nan couldn't help but let out a ah, and the dagger came out of her hand, fell to the car, and leaned forward. Because of this sound, she opened her cherry mouth, leaned forward, and aimed at her head.
Xiao Xiaohua Then, by a very coincidence, yes, it was a very coincidence, Xiao Xiaohua was swallowed by Sister Nan!