Until this Sunday night, I received a call again from the big star Zhang Xinyu
"The time is set for tomorrow evening. Wherever your home is, I will pick you up then. Also, we will try our best to look alike!" She didn't give me a chance to speak at all, so she had to say it herself.
After finishing all the words, he continued to make arrangements: "Can you come out tonight, let's discuss the countermeasures for tomorrow, but you can't show any flaws!"
"Sorry, I'm not interested!" I said
You never know what the person you're talking to really thinks
For example, my current words are full of impatience. Of course Zhang Xinyu opposite me will not know that I am timid because I want to meet other people’s adults.
People are charming because of their unknowability
The person on the other side was stunned, obviously not expecting that I would refuse. After a while, her voice came from the other side: "Can I treat you to dinner tonight?"
"Okay!" After saying that, I really wanted to give myself a slap in the face. Why is my mouth so unruly and always talking nonsense?
I stood up and dressed up. Unfortunately, I had a sore and scar on my mouth recently, which looked ugly.
No matter how awkward it is to look at yourself in front of the mirror, just grit your teeth and pull the scar off! Well! Just do it!
My hand just moved slightly, and the pain from my mouth stimulated me. I gritted my teeth and pulled my hand, and a sharp pain came.
Ah, it’s bad, my lip is broken. It’s really terrible. I’m not going on a date. Why do I care about image? I really convinced myself.
Wow, it’s so unlucky that the bleeding won’t stop.
I took some toilet paper and put it on my lips. I glanced in the mirror and found that it was worse than a sore. I took out my cell phone and dialed back.
Tell her I'm not going tonight
Zhang Xinyu suddenly said: "Please, help me!"
Her voice sounded like a little sister, which made me a little confused. I got excited and agreed.
Ouye's voice came from the other end of the phone, and I realized that I had been deceived. But I said it all, so I will fight against the Five Tiger Generals tomorrow. Well, it seems that the second brother Guan is also a member of the Five Tiger Generals.
I was wrong, I was wrong, why do I keep thinking so wildly? Does this mean that tomorrow will be a disaster?
At night, I was in a daze and couldn't sleep. I was thinking about the Hongmen Banquet tomorrow, and I was worried that it would be ridiculous for me to put some toilet paper on my mouth to meet her family. I gradually fell asleep in the early morning, but the next day
Woke up again early in the morning
His eyes were swollen as if they had been wrapped all night, and his mouth was still covered with toilet paper. He looked very embarrassed. He ate his meal in fear, and absentmindedly told He Min about mathematics. He Min was confused and asked:
"What's on your mind?"
I looked over to make sure my parents were not at home, pointed at myself and said to He Min, "What do you think of me?"
He Min was stunned for a moment and said: "What's going on? You're pretty good!"
I said: "I mean, how is my image today?"
He Min covered her mouth and said with a smile: "How can I evaluate something that doesn't exist at all?" After saying that, he giggled.
Well, He Min, if you say I don’t have an image, don’t look at me... Hey, forget it, I’m not in the mood
He Min said seriously: "Although your image today is not very good, I, He Min, will definitely turn you into a handsome young man. Why, are you going on a blind date today?"
I laughed and said, "No, actually there is a celebrity who is pestering me and always asking me to pretend to be her husband!"
He Min said: "Really? Does this star also have a stage name called Ruhua?"
I was so bored that I had no time to talk nonsense to her, so I said, "Then help me dress up!"
He Min said: "Then just wait, I'll be here right away!" After saying that, he ran away in a hurry. After a while, he came over with a bag of cosmetics in his hand. These are women's cosmetics. They can be used on me.
? Could it be that He Min wanted to experiment on me?
He Min took out a bottle of eye cream with an English name from the bag and said to me: "Close your eyes!"
What is this for?
But thinking of my great image, I closed my eyes
Then I felt something cool dripping into the corners of my eyes. It was cool and made me feel particularly comfortable.
He Min continued: "When I move, don't open your eyes!"
I hummed, and the scent spread from her hands to my nose.
Yes, it smells so good! There are still two fragrances. One is the fragrance that He Min carries on her hand. This fragrance is very light, but it smells very refreshing. The other fragrance is the fragrance on the eye cream.
I closed my eyes, and a pair of cold hands gently pressed against my eyes, moving slowly. It felt so comfortable!
When I wanted to feel comfortable again, He Min had stopped and said: "Okay, you can open your eyes. The dark circles under your eyes will probably disappear after a while!"
"Oh, really, haha, that's great!" I glanced at He Min's little hand reluctantly. Her hand was so cold. It was a hot day, and my hand was very hot. I said, if I hold her hand,
Hands, that coolness will definitely spread to your bones.
Um, why are you starting to have dirty thoughts again, Amitabha!
I pointed to the toilet paper that had merged with my lips and said, "What should I do with this?"
He Minjiao smiled and said: "Idiot, nerd!"
He Min said: "When did you stick this tissue on?"
I said: "Yesterday, I accidentally pulled the sore on my mouth, and it continued to bleed, so I padded it a little bit!"
He Min said: "Bah, couldn't you just say it was a little bit?"
Well, I actually said my dirty thoughts. Fortunately, He Min thought I was very pure, and those who don’t know are not guilty!
He Min said: "There shouldn't be any problem with this. It should be scarred overnight!"
"But I can't take it off!" I reminded weakly.
He Min said: "You go and wet it with water, and you can take the paper away with a gentle touch!"
I said oh and used her method, and it worked! Well, why didn’t I think of that?
Is it because of the sequelae of acquiring superpowers that my IQ is getting lower and lower, or is it because my IQ is not high in the first place?
When He Min saw me like this, he pursed his lips and smiled and said: "These are just common sense in life. The results accumulated over time have nothing to do with the seeds in your head. Don't be confused!"
I hummed and looked at my original lips again. Although they were still scars, they were much more beautiful than having toilet paper on them.
After a while, the dark circles in my eyes began to fade away
In the evening, I walked out of the house very confidently
Thank you for your support, this is the third update, and there will be a fourth update!