It seems that if we take down this so-called uncle, everything will be fine.
Of course, we can't ask him what happened. The soldiers came and the enemy came to the weir. Anyway, it has become like this.
I don’t know if you all feel this way. There is one thing. When it is not your turn, you will be very nervous. But when you really experience it, you will find that it is not a big deal.
I just realized now that it’s not a big deal. Does it matter whether you are the deputy mayor or the mayor?
The food on the wine table is almost ready, why doesn’t everyone eat it?
I remembered that I was going to serve Zhang Xinyu some food, so I moved my chopsticks first, added a chicken leg to Zhang Xinyu and said, "Xinyu, I've been busy with work lately, so eat more meat!"
Zhang Xinyu kept blinking at me. It seems that I said the wrong thing again.
If you say something wrong, say it wrong! Are the people here going to eat me?
Several people looked at me as if I was a clown in the circus or a missing mental patient in a mental hospital.
Damn it, except for the old lady, they are all a bunch of idiots, so why did I just eat it first?
Thinking about it, I gave the old lady another chicken leg and said, "Grandma, eat it!"
The old lady shook her head and said: "Hey, people are old and their teeth are not good anymore. You eat it!"
The uncle finally spoke at this time: "Haha, when I'm not busy eating, I said, oh, by the way, what is your name?"
I said neither humble nor arrogantly: "I will have flowers, I will get flowers, I will get flowers, I will get flowers!"
The uncle said: "Dehua, what do you do at home?"
Zhang Xinyu interrupted again: "Liu Dehua's father is in business, and his mother is the CEO of a certain company."
The uncle's eyes were vicious. He saw the embarrassed expression on my face when Zhang Xinyu was talking just now and knew that this was not the case. He said to Zhang Xinyu: "Xiaoyu, don't interrupt, let Liu Dehua talk!"
Anyway, he looked down on me, so I just broke the pot. Fortunately, we were not a real couple, otherwise I would have been ashamed to death every day.
I put the chicken legs that the old lady couldn't eat into my bowl and said to my uncle: "My dad opened a CD store, and my mom is a postal worker."
Zhang Xinyu's eyes were on fire when she looked at me, and I continued nonchalantly: "Hey, my dad's CD store has not been doing well recently. It loses a lot of money every day. Fortunately, my mom's bonus is higher!"
The uncle hummed and continued to ask: "Then what is your mother's position in the post office?"
I said: "It's the lowest position, but it has a high bonus. Our whole family basically lived on my mother's salary at that time!"
The uncle said: "It seems that the conditions at home are not very good!"
I said: "Yes!"
For a moment, everyone was silent. Seeing the contemptuous look on the uncle's face, I knew I had offended the deputy mayor.
If I say that my family is the mayor, I wonder if he will believe it?
The second uncle came out to smooth things over and said, "Okay, okay, let's all eat first, haha, eat first!"
I took a bite of the chicken drumstick in the bowl and felt that the taste of the drumstick was as bitter as my fragile heart.
This time it really stimulated me
There was more than one incident that aroused my aunt's family's contempt. Wang Zitong's money-spending incident. Tu Youyong, who had just joined the gang, suddenly changed from a poor boy to a ruthless character who threw away tens of thousands of dollars without blinking an eye. Of course, there were also
There is today
So direct, so frank, so cruel, it stimulated me
Why do you have to be inferior to others if you don’t have money? It seems that I have to find a way to make money. If it’s not for anything else, even if it’s just to win a breath, how cool would it be to have this kind of deputy mayor crawl underground and kowtow to me?
The deputy mayor at the moment is aloof.
He continued to ask me: "Then what is your average annual income?"
I said: "The monthly salary is 10,000 yuan!"
The aunt said: "Do you know how much a bottle of Xiaoyu's cosmetics costs?"
I shook my head and said, "I admire natural beauty, and I am allergic to all perfumes. Especially the smell of perfume on you, aunt, makes me feel suffocated. Fortunately, you are far away from me. I will encourage Xiaoyu not to use cosmetics in the future!"
When my second uncle saw that his eldest brother and his younger sister were both starting to criticize me, he also said, "How did you graduate?"
"Stay at home and go to college!"
The second uncle smiled awkwardly and said: "Haha, you are really interesting!"
The uncle snorted coldly and said: "Eat!"
Then, everyone started to move their chopsticks and it was obvious that the uncle was the backbone of the family. No wonder. If a deputy mayor is not the backbone, why should a second uncle who is observant of his words be the backbone?
Anyway, everyone has killed me, and I have nothing to be afraid of. The food at home these days has faded away.
Such a large table of dishes is a waste of money if you don’t eat it
Duck is different from chicken. It's fat but not greasy. It's really a delicious dish. Well, after eating a few pieces, I felt tired of it. I didn't say what I said just now, so I'd better eat something else!
So I started to sweep around the table. Once, I caught a dish with my uncle's chopsticks at the same time. I grabbed the vegetable leaves back with a strong tug, and splashed vegetable soup all over my uncle's face. It looked like he was going to die.
How embarrassing, how embarrassing!
Haha, so cool!
The uncle snorted coldly, wiped the vegetable soup on his forehead with a napkin, and said, "I'm going to the bathroom first!"
After a while, the uncle came back slowly. This time he was very careful while eating, for fear of touching my chopsticks.
I don't care how much it is, I'll eat it until I'm full first
The old lady grabbed my hand with one hand and Zhang Xinyu's with the other, and said confusedly: "When will you two get married? I still hope to hug my grandson?"
Um, old lady, Zhang Xinyu is your granddaughter! You still call your granddaughter's child grandson...
Zhang Xinyu looked pale at the moment, and probably hated me in her heart. After hearing what the old lady said, she immediately changed into a well-behaved look and said, "We are considering it!"
The old lady said: "That's good, that's good! I'll go back to find Zhao Banxian and help me choose a good day."
Zhang Xinyu said awkwardly: "Thank you, grandma!"
Damn, I’m not serious, I secretly glanced at Zhang Xinyu, she looked so well-behaved at the moment, she looked like a fairy, it would be a good choice for her to get married!
Everyone finished eating one after another. I covered my swollen belly and picked my teeth with a toothpick.
The second uncle and the aunt are chatting about trivial matters in their lives.
The uncle connected several calls
After hanging up the phone, the eldest uncle said to the second uncle: "Send our mother home. I have something to do, so I have to leave first!"
The deputy mayor finally left
The meal ended unhappily and he ran around naked asking for a flower cover!