Xiahai City is a good place. It is very cool in the morning and evening. The temperature difference between day and night is large. Of course, it is not as exaggerated as "put on a fur coat in the morning and eat watermelon around the stove". On the contrary, in the hot weather in early autumn,
The weather is cooler at night and in the morning
I felt He Min rolling back and forth on the bed on the other side of the curtain
I said: "Xiao Min, what's wrong with you?"
He Min said: "It's okay!"
Since she doesn't want to talk, I won't insist on finding out. However, half an hour later, she is still rolling back and forth.
I said: "He Min, are you feeling uncomfortable?"
He Min said: "No, I'm just thinking about something. Go to sleep!"
How can I sleep when you turn the bed back and forth? Fortunately, we are separated by a curtain. Otherwise, hum, well, I wouldn't be able to sleep even more.
He Min sighed, God knows what she was thinking, I couldn't bear it and fell asleep.
The next day, He Min went to school with me as if nothing was wrong.
"Xiao Min, what is going on?" I asked again. I didn't want her to have anything to think about. Did she miss her father?
He Min said: "There is a classmate who wants to make friends with me. I don't know if I should..."
I went and found out that this was the matter. I said, "Whether you want to be friends or not is your own business. Why don't you know?"
He Mindao: "It's obvious that he likes me, but I don't have any feelings for him!"
Could she be talking about the one from yesterday? Let me go, Xiao Min, what’s your look in your eyes? You can see that kind of thing. We have a baby to kiss. Although it doesn’t count now, at least we sleep in the same room.
Ah, people say that those who are near water and towers get the moon first, but how come I never get anything?
He Min shook his head and said: "Forget it, let nature take its course!"
When I got to school, I ran to the playground non-stop. It was great to be a dormitory student and I didn’t have to worry about being late. Fortunately, I wasn’t late.
We were facing the rising sun. In the rising sun, there was a figure walking towards us slowly.
The instructor's shadow was pulled by the rising sun. Ahem, it wasn't pulled. Her shadow was not very obvious. As her footsteps got closer, I discovered something.
That is, the instructor buttoned one of the buttons wrong. The bottom button on the left was buttoned on top of the penultimate button on the right, so the entire dress was wrong.
Not only I saw it, but many people saw it, because it was really too obvious, and many people couldn't hold back their laughter.
I suppressed my smile and waited for the instructor to inspect us.
Seeing the instructor make a fool of himself, everyone’s previous depression about being taught a lesson by the instructor was wiped away, and we were waiting to see the instructor make a fool of himself when he met his superiors! We thought like this
But there are always some people who are flattering, which is annoying. But what people don't expect is that this time the flatterer is actually Mu Yun. I didn't expect it. I didn't expect it.
Mu Yun said: "Tell the instructor that you buttoned your shirt wrong!"
The female instructor blushed, and did not forget to teach us a lesson, saying: "Stand still, clamp what needs to be tightened for me!"
As he spoke, his back was turned to us, and he buttoned the buttons so quickly, which was really rare.
When she turned around again and could no longer see the misplaced buttons, she shook the baton in her hand and said: "High school is a place for learning, not a place for you to make friends or fight. Don't let your hair grow long."
Pointing to the more prominent person, he said: "You, you, you, and you, I hope to see short hair this afternoon. Of course, I can't control girls!"
The people she pointed out were all men.
What's even more sad is that among the people she pointed to, there was me. My hair is not long at all. She clearly doesn't like me and wants to make things difficult for me. And Mu Yun's hair is much longer than mine. Why don't you let it go?
Is he going to get a haircut? Is he having sex?
Seeing how you would respond, I opened my mouth and said, "Tell the instructor, Mu Yun's hair is longer than mine. Why doesn't he need a haircut?"
The instructor was stunned and looked at Mu Yun. Mu Yun lowered his head and said nothing.
The female instructor asked: "Who is Mu Yun?"
It is said that when counting every day, you have to sign up at the same time, so she knows who Mu Yun is very well, but she is actually pretending to be a grandson, ahem, granddaughter. I raised my hand, pointed at Mu Yun and said: "That's him
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The instructor looked at Mu Yun's hair and said, "You both need haircuts at noon, don't let me see your long hair!"
I asked you to seduce us Qianqian again, I showed a victorious smile and Mu Yun snorted disdainfully.
During the military training in the morning, everyone started to learn military style boxing, but they only learned one form.
When the time came, I asked He Min to go first and went to the barber shop by myself.
It’s a new semester, a new atmosphere, let’s change the brand. The school entrance is actually equivalent to a business district. A businessman once said: It’s better for students to make money, because they don’t know that money is hard to make!
Needless to say, there are all kinds of snacks at the entrance of the school. They are dazzling and of all kinds. There are groups of people waiting in line to eat.
In the commercial street outside the school, there are countless bookstores and restaurants. Of course, there are also many barber shops.
But where should I go to get a haircut? Which one has more special, ahem, considerate services?
Qiangzi Barber, eh, sounds like a haircut for a grown man, but go to Ghost Scissor Barber, the name is quite domineering, I guess it is also a barber shop for men, eh, do I want to find a barber shop run by a woman?
While despising his own filthiness, he searched for the barber shop owned by the female boss.
Rule the world! Let me go, do you think you are a hotel? Suddenly, the name of a barber shop appeared in front of my eyes - sisters haircut, this is good, if I don’t go, it will not be enough for the people to be angry, if I don’t go, it will not be enough to express my feelings
cynicism
Okay, this is it. I poked my head in to look at my sister getting a haircut. As soon as I put my head in, someone pulled me in.
"Welcome!" A beautiful woman with long flowing hair is standing outside. She seems to be the one who pulled me. Why don't you pull me again?
I said: "I...!"
"Come for a haircut?"
"Oh, yes, yes, just come for a haircut!"
The beauty smiled and said, "Come in!"
Sisters are getting haircuts, why is it just a woman? Are you an older sister or a younger sister? My heart is full of questions
"Sit on the sofa, and after I finish giving this classmate a haircut, I will give it to you!" the beauty smiled at me.
I nodded and suddenly saw Mu Yun's disgusting face in the mirror. This guy has really dirty thoughts. He must have come here after seeing the sign.
The two of them pretended not to know each other. I sat on the sofa and saw a shabby story book on the table!
I picked up the story club and opened the book catalog
Haha, there are still several columns. I haven’t seen this kind of magazine for many years. I wonder how it is going? Let’s take a look at which issue it is.
Why can't I find the date after searching for a long time? After searching for a while, I came to the conclusion that this is a pirated book. The original story will definitely have what year and issue, but what is on this book?
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Seeing that Muyun hasn't stopped yet, I'll observe the contents of the directory this time.
Um, the first column is about being a healthy woman. This column is really bad. Who doesn’t want to be a healthy woman? I also want to be a healthy man. Why don’t you write it down?
The story is called - Husband stayed out all night, how did Honghong make her husband want to die and change his mind?
I secretly looked to see if the landlady was looking at me. Fortunately, she was concentrating on getting a haircut. This content suited me very well. I opened the first page of content.
There is a picture of idol star Zhang Xinyu drawn on it. It is probably pirated.
Hey, why does the current story have such a good title, but why is the content so empty?
The story starts from the first person, explaining that she found out that her husband was having an affair, and in order to keep her husband's heart, she went to the Sixth Space in Xiahai City to have plastic surgery. Oh no, it was the beauty that brought her husband's heart back. Uh.
, so easy!
Then there was the comparison of her husband’s attitude towards her before and after she said how amazing the curative effect was, and she also mentioned the address of the beauty salon three times and the phone number on the phone. It felt like an advertisement!
Flipping back to the catalog, I swallowed because I saw a more fascinating article - a story that my sister-in-law and I had to tell.
This is definitely to my taste, I opened the page anxiously
The beginning of the book is very attractive
That night, my wife was not at home
Haha, good article, good article
As I looked at it, I suddenly felt something was wrong. The story you and your sister-in-law had to tell was the story of your sister-in-law introducing you to the beauty salon, and introducing her to you in a nonchalant way. Isn’t this a lie?
I really wanted to throw this book down, but at this moment, I looked up and saw the landlady smiling and looking at me slyly. Mu Yun had gone somewhere long ago.
I hurriedly explained: "Actually, I just took a look!"
When the lady boss heard this, she smiled again and said, "I understand!"
If you understand, you will understand. Why are you laughing? Do you know what I did just now?
I laughed dryly and said, "Is he gone?"
The landlady smiled and said: "It's already early. I've been waiting for you for a long time, but I didn't call you when I saw you were fascinated by it!"
Well, I know I smiled awkwardly
The landlady said: "Take off your clothes!"
"Wha...what?" Seeing that the boss lady is dressed quite seriously, why did she make such a request the first time? Should I take off my pants or my top first?
The landlady covered her mouth and said, "Are you thinking wrong? I mean take off your shirt so that when I wash your hair, it won't get wet..."
Take off your top and you won't get wet? After hearing what she said, Xiaoxiaohua protested with her very confidently.
Well, I was thinking wrongly. Before the boss lady finished speaking, she meant that she would wet my shirt. It seems that I am too innocent and always think wrongly!
Does it mean that if I don’t ask for flowers, all gay friends won’t vote? Then I still ask!